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    So - I though that it might be fun if we had a thread for all the random things that we hear on cam that just make NO sense. Not the standard, annoying, "pls bb, show ass bb, twirl bb" etc etc...but the comments that actually just leave you looking like this

    I think the grand daddy of all these HAS to be "mak penty".....

    But I had a great one this week...

    "Open sock"

    Seriously. He begged and pleaded and repeated himself over and over again....open sock! please open sock! open sock bb!!!! We were in an exclusive, and I would have loved to oblige, but I am still a little confused as to what he wanted...(also - I was wearing thigh high stockings....)

    A little help? Similar moments of utter confusion?
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    OPEN vag1na
    OPEN MUSCLE...yes you read that right OPEN MUSCLE LOL
    There are soooooo many hilarious ones out there I cannot even think of them all.

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    This one's a case of someone not trying to talk dirty but it ending up that way anyways lol. It was in Second Life and I was telling the guy my parents were coming over for dinner:

    Him: what u will cock for us
    Him: ?
    Me: we're going to a restaurant
    Him: lol
    Him: bah
    Him: i want eat your cocke
    Him: not resturant cock
    Me: cooking
    Him: so 'ill not com
    Me: lol ok
    Him: lol
    Me: just so you know, it's spelled cooking..... cock means penis in english. hehe
    Him: hahahahaha

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    aw man..this summer i had a "regular" who would come around every night and spend like 3 hours in pvt with me just chatting...i could see the country he was from was saudi arabia but he told me his name was john and he was from new york .
    anyway of these long chats i did not understand almost anything he was saying...for the most part it was like he just had an english dictionary and was typing random words. i wish i saved some of those convos...they were soo entertaining.

    his sentences all sounded something like this..
    "party go dance have girls many alcohol with you. yes wooooowww i tell share night in my bed with us for you girls"
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    I had a guy tell me tonight ou ueyes make crazy! ook like fro moon! It made sense kind of? Just weird.

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    And then you start wondering if English isn't their first language or if they're just trying to type with one hand while jerking off.


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    Had a guy last week say....
    "I'm going to hold my breath until u show me ur butt" in free chat
    And theeeen he says something like this
    "Im not going to eat anymore lima bean until u show me ur butt"
    WTF
    "Peel Please"
    how do i peel??!?


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    Tonight I got "dog pose bb plz" "mission pose bb" ...um Im assuming you mean doggy style and missionary?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tsani View Post
    And then you start wondering if English isn't their first language or if they're just trying to type with one hand while jerking off.

    THIS! Lmao
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    Last night I had a guy ask me to "pull string and we go pvt bb." He said it like 4 times and was like begging me to "pull string." I kept telling him I had no idea what he meant but then I would do something and he'd be like, "Yes, string! Pull string we go pvt." I think he was asking me to take my panties off. But I just banned him.

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    I agree that mak penty is the best ever. I'm surprised tho that nobody has said "open breast bb" or "open tits bb" I get that one ALL THE TIME.

    I always picture the cam girl cheerily obliging, pressing her sterum, causing it to split wide open in the middle like open heart surgery. All the inner workings of her chest are visible for a second as she flashes, grinning. She shuts her breast again. The room is dead silent and the camera cuts to the guys who were all in her room. They're all staring in horror, fascination and disgust. Several have vomited on their computers and laps. The one who originally asked for it is twitching like he's about to have an aneurysm, thinking, "That. What did I...what did I ask for?!" A few are rocking themselves back and forth, crooning under their breath stuff like, "not real. Not real!" And one guy is looking vaguely horrified that he just jizzed in his pants.

    Cut back to the cam girl, looking vaguely puzzled and amused. "Guys? Hello? Guys? BeegPentyCock72? You going to take me private now? You promised you would if I did that!"


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    ^^^this!!! yes!!! omg yes!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by isobelwren View Post
    i agree that mak penty is the best ever. I'm surprised tho that nobody has said "open breast bb" or "open tits bb" i get that one all the time.

    I always picture the cam girl cheerily obliging, pressing her sterum, causing it to split wide open in the middle like open heart surgery. All the inner workings of her chest are visible for a second as she flashes, grinning. She shuts her breast again. The room is dead silent and the camera cuts to the guys who were all in her room. They're all staring in horror, fascination and disgust. Several have vomited on their computers and laps. The one who originally asked for it is twitching like he's about to have an aneurysm, thinking, "that. What did i...what did i ask for?!" a few are rocking themselves back and forth, crooning under their breath stuff like, "not real. Not real!" and one guy is looking vaguely horrified that he just jizzed in his pants.

    Cut back to the cam girl, looking vaguely puzzled and amused. "guys? Hello? Guys? Beegpentycock72? You going to take me private now? You promised you would if i did that!"
    omg lmao.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IsobelWren View Post
    I agree that mak penty is the best ever. I'm surprised tho that nobody has said "open breast bb" or "open tits bb" I get that one ALL THE TIME.

    I always picture the cam girl cheerily obliging, pressing her sterum, causing it to split wide open in the middle like open heart surgery. All the inner workings of her chest are visible for a second as she flashes, grinning. She shuts her breast again. The room is dead silent and the camera cuts to the guys who were all in her room. They're all staring in horror, fascination and disgust. Several have vomited on their computers and laps. The one who originally asked for it is twitching like he's about to have an aneurysm, thinking, "That. What did I...what did I ask for?!" A few are rocking themselves back and forth, crooning under their breath stuff like, "not real. Not real!" And one guy is looking vaguely horrified that he just jizzed in his pants.

    Cut back to the cam girl, looking vaguely puzzled and amused. "Guys? Hello? Guys? BeegPentyCock72? You going to take me private now? You promised you would if I did that!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by IsobelWren View Post
    And one guy is looking vaguely horrified that he just jizzed in his pants.
    OMG girl, you owe me a new monitor cuz my coffee's now all over it ROFLMAO!!!

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    Isobel.....I love you!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlakeDahlia View Post
    Last night I had a guy ask me to "pull string and we go pvt bb." He said it like 4 times and was like begging me to "pull string." I kept telling him I had no idea what he meant but then I would do something and he'd be like, "Yes, string! Pull string we go pvt." I think he was asking me to take my panties off. But I just banned him.
    hahaha he was french, string means thong

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    Quote Originally Posted by hf487 View Post
    Had a guy last week say....

    "Peel Please"
    how do i peel??!?
    Ooh OOh! I know this one!

    Peel means strip. Not sure where you are, but I know that its something that is in north america but never in Europe - strip clubs are called "peeler bars" and strippers are called "peelers"....so if you are asked to "peel" you are being asked to strip!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManyRoses View Post
    Ooh OOh! I know this one!

    Peel means strip. Not sure where you are, but I know that its something that is in north america but never in Europe - strip clubs are called "peeler bars" and strippers are called "peelers"....so if you are asked to "peel" you are being asked to strip!
    Where in North America? Must be Canada or something cuz I'm not familiar with that one and I'm from the US.

    This is turning into an informative thread hehe. Finally this stuff starts to make sense!

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    I had a guy asking me wear sexy tight panties for an indy show, when I turned on my webcam , he kept asking about the panties, after 10 min or more of put tight panty bb, put sexy panty bb, I realized what he wanted to see me in tight trousers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tsani View Post
    Where in North America? Must be Canada or something cuz I'm not familiar with that one and I'm from the US.

    This is turning into an informative thread hehe. Finally this stuff starts to make sense!
    I hear it a fair bit in Canada, but I've also heard it a lot from guys coming up from the Northern US...its not one you hear a lot (and I usually find its said by guys that clearly look down on dancers - always the same guys that refer to "bitches" and seem overly misogynistic, so I'm not hoping to popularize the term!).

    Glad that maybe we can start actually translating some of this stuff!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by IsobelWren View Post
    I agree that mak penty is the best ever. I'm surprised tho that nobody has said "open breast bb" or "open tits bb" I get that one ALL THE TIME.

    I always picture the cam girl cheerily obliging, pressing her sterum, causing it to split wide open in the middle like open heart surgery. All the inner workings of her chest are visible for a second as she flashes, grinning. She shuts her breast again. The room is dead silent and the camera cuts to the guys who were all in her room. They're all staring in horror, fascination and disgust. Several have vomited on their computers and laps. The one who originally asked for it is twitching like he's about to have an aneurysm, thinking, "That. What did I...what did I ask for?!" A few are rocking themselves back and forth, crooning under their breath stuff like, "not real. Not real!" And one guy is looking vaguely horrified that he just jizzed in his pants.

    Cut back to the cam girl, looking vaguely puzzled and amused. "Guys? Hello? Guys? BeegPentyCock72? You going to take me private now? You promised you would if I did that!"
    pretty sure i just peed my pants a little. Thank you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IsobelWren View Post
    I agree that mak penty is the best ever. I'm surprised tho that nobody has said "open breast bb" or "open tits bb" I get that one ALL THE TIME.

    I always picture the cam girl cheerily obliging, pressing her sterum, causing it to split wide open in the middle like open heart surgery. All the inner workings of her chest are visible for a second as she flashes, grinning. She shuts her breast again. The room is dead silent and the camera cuts to the guys who were all in her room. They're all staring in horror, fascination and disgust. Several have vomited on their computers and laps. The one who originally asked for it is twitching like he's about to have an aneurysm, thinking, "That. What did I...what did I ask for?!" A few are rocking themselves back and forth, crooning under their breath stuff like, "not real. Not real!" And one guy is looking vaguely horrified that he just jizzed in his pants.

    Cut back to the cam girl, looking vaguely puzzled and amused. "Guys? Hello? Guys? BeegPentyCock72? You going to take me private now? You promised you would if I did that!"
    girl! I thought I was the only one, English not my first language etc. etc. but the only way I can interpret "open chest bb" is that they want me to take a nice autopsy scalpel slowly make a nice Y-shaped incision then proceed with the pliers and snap my ribs one by one, in other words opening up my chest!

    god, idk why this sends me in such GODLY RAGE! Back when I worked LJ this was my fave pastime every guy who says this - highlight his username and ban, again and again

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    Quote Originally Posted by naughtycamgirl View Post
    hahaha he was french, string means thong
    No kidding?! I had no idea. That's really cool to know....so he wanted her to pull on her thong or to take it off?


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    LMAO! I get open titts all the time and I used to be like....um ok and pull my breasts apart. Lol now I feel more dumb than when I did it.

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