I'm bumping this thread because all the mistranslations used to make me lol hardcore and I'm sure we have heard more to add here by now.





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Recently I've had:
"What yu C phume athwould b sweet." (I took a pic, so I could quote it correctly...lol!!)
and
"most of time unless u compete vulerable cock u like then u like oo boy."
I think the top one is a request for a phone (phome?) number.
The second one? NO idea.....
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"if" = " broke"? is that the translation?
"if you stand and if u do this and if u do that and the other thing"...
I just love the " can u stand bb"
me:" yes I can, can you?" lol
u must have a nice whooty.
At first I thought it might be a typo for booty but how do accidently type 2 letters that are no where near the b on the keyboard?
Music make her dance and money, money, money make her smile!
whooty = white girl with a booty. Lol!





Mis pusy so urgent
Such cheap or my love
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I need this translated LOL
"can you shrimp go cramp when you orgasm?"
huh?
Music make her dance and money, money, money make her smile!
YES PANTY
OK
SQUAT
IN BED SQUAT
MOVE PUSSY
Ok so this guy always takes me exclusive for a bit and wants me to squat...he came in today and I dunno what "move pussy" meant lol I kinda wiggled and thrusted a bit while I was squatting...then he left lol








Ok...I'm bumping my own thread (I feel so vain...) because of these two..
You pussy like how is a suck?
You have hair how hot bitch. you bitch?
Why do I get all the guys who haven't yet perfected one-handed typing??? LOL
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please,more funny stuff...
Love them!!![]()
Guy after being asked what he was looking for: K9 Mom
Me (I know it cant be something Im willing to do either way but Im bored): ?
Guy: wat
Me: What does that mean
Guy: dog mother
(sees Im not responding so gets more emphatic)
Guy: K nine mum
Guy: k9 mama
(we're both in the US but I guess he figures he needs to use cultural variations on 'mother' like 'mum' & 'mama' in case I wouldnt get it)
Guy: you there?
Guy: K9 MOM
Me: ??
Me: youre just using synonyms
Guy: wat! (lol exclamation point)
Me (hoping for a trainwreck): what does it all mean
Guy: leave me alone
Damn guess he realized I probably wasnt going to do it since I didnt get the lingo. Figured it was bestiality -- but a mom? There are a bunch of sites called k9mom that are about doggie discipline but methinks he didnt confuse me for the maternal Dog Whisperer? rofl, idgi
Guy in pvt after the vadge comes out: THERR R WORDSS TO DESCRIBE U PUSSY
Guy: WORDS
Guy: HMMMMMMMMMMMM
-guy leaves-
Guy (within seconds of a premium show in full effect): Be porn
Guy: Be porno for me
-guy leaves-
Guy: SUMMA DAT RIGHT IN, MAKE FLASH
Guy: U REAL
^lol streamate can be so fucking weird
I got this in a message the other day on xpeeps from a dude I've never talked to.. It's long, but so worth it. You're welcomeDDDDDDDD lol
I just wanted to tell you that I think your sexy and that I JUST LOVE Caucasian girls MORE than ANY other race.
Secondly, I think you're so sexy that you DESERVE to FORCE me to rock and make you VERY WET, EVERYDAY, ALL DAY and NIGHT LONG as I get on my hands and knees, behind you, remove your panties with my teeth and inhale your sexy funky odor as I sensually stroke your sexy POWERFUL ass crack with my tongue, suck it with my lips like a popsicle, nibble and sniff it; also, while owned as you looking down at me while sitting on my face and in my open mouth in ass worship.
You also DESERVE for me to allow you to piss and cum into my mouth and vibrate your ass on my face and in my mouth while owning me and for me to put my food and drink up to your ass before I eat it, as your sexy ass goes BOOM BOOM and BLAST your sexy farts, then FORCE me to swallow EVERYTHING down my throat, and tell you that I think it smelled and tasted DELICIOUS, which most likely it would and I would LOVE to tell you. Plus, you'd wanna kidnap me and NEVER let me go, so you can always have me and I could really show you.
I wish I lived in your city and state or you lived in Houston, because, unfortunately, I'm unable to travel at the time. Hopefully, you will be able come to Houston, soon, kidnap me, and FORCE me to ass worship and I can REALLY show you how I REALLY use my tongue and nose.
For some strange reason, good-looking, sexy Caucasian girls ALWAYS wanna FORCE me into ass worship and ALWAYS want their farts to BOOM BOOM into my mouth and nose, anyway, even if I don't mention ass worship. I guess it's because, somewhere, down the line when talking to y'all, I reveal that; first, I'm deathly afraid of good-looking, sexy Caucasian girls and I really think y'all can also sense that I'm deathly afraid of y'all. So, y'all figure, since, that's the case, y'all have a STRONG desire to either FORCE me to lick, suck and sniff y'all and eat and smell y'all farts, or you threaten to beat my ass for refusing. So, if you did come to Houston to kidnap me, you don't EVER have to worry about me trying to leave, nor me refusing to ever ass worship you; especially, since, I'm afraid of good-looking, sexy Caucasian girls and getting my ass beaten by y'all.
I was also told before by a good-looking, sexy Caucasian girl, that she would raise the money to come kidnap me, and to make sure I ass worship and eat her farts without refusal, she was gonna get a bunch of her good-looking, sexy Caucasian girlfriends to help kidnap me and I'll not only have to eat her out, but, I'll have to eat them out or they ALL will BRUTALLY kick my ass; they'll break open my brain and cause my not to be able to think anymore. Good thing, I LOVE Caucasian BOOM BOOM and when my breath taste and smell like sexy, Caucasian ass.
I WISH your ass was going BOOM BOOM on my face, and as you dropped your sexy POWER in my open mouth and nose, while facesitting me, and BOOM BOOM on my foods and drinks and that my tongue was feeling the sexy squeeze of your ass.
I don't own my own vehicle, so, it's not like I can get way from you, anyway.
Next, I'll go into more, GREATER detail about why I'm DEATHLY AFRAID of sexy Caucasian girls.


HAHA!!! That was so funny I hurt myself laughing!!! Thanks for sharing, WhatNOW!!!!!





BOOM BOOM! BOOM BOOM!
OMG I can't stop laughing....
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oh god that was so hilarious I couldn't even laugh
what? what even?
I just can't
xD



I'm changing all my cam tag lines to, "The Good-Lookin, Sexy Caucasian Girl."
"Next, I'll go into more, GREATER detail ..." I will wait with bated breath, good sir.
That's a gem right there.
:lol
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Wow... I only ever get one line messages on xpeeps.
My all time favorite is from there and came with the subject line of "sex". The message said "m tryna giv u lrg dick". LMAO
I just keep picturing him trying to shove his dick through his computer screen.
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