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    "face to truth that is the life. i just want to search a person can face the truth or not
    is que??? very hard tell some thing i can`t come out from ur screen"

    Ideas? Anyone?

    Edit:

    Zomg, he continues!

    "if i will honey than so many bee will come and seat on me"

    wtf LOL? Actually this is the only reason I don't ban him. I laugh my ass off!
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    Him: Open closet.
    Me: My robe? You want me to open my robe?
    Him: Closet, open closet.
    Me: OK ( I then proceed to open my robe and pose for the cam to show my cute little outfit)
    Him: NO CLOSET!!
    Me: Oh sorry! (I close my robe thinking I somehow offended him)
    Me: What's a closet?
    Him: That thing behind you, open the door!

    do'h

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    Quote Originally Posted by cvarga View Post
    Him: Open closet.
    Me: My robe? You want me to open my robe?
    Him: Closet, open closet.
    Me: OK ( I then proceed to open my robe and pose for the cam to show my cute little outfit)
    Him: NO CLOSET!!
    Me: Oh sorry! (I close my robe thinking I somehow offended him)
    Me: What's a closet?
    Him: That thing behind you, open the door!

    do'h
    He wanted to see if you organized your closet well enough to dildo your vag for him? lol...

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    My first thoughts were... "Wow how would one go into GREATER detail than this? I think this pretty much sums it all up!" *skips off singing the black eyed peas song Gotta get-get, gotta g-g-g-get-get-get, get-get Boom boom boom* lmfao
    Quote Originally Posted by BlakeDahlia View Post
    I'm changing all my cam tag lines to, "The Good-Lookin, Sexy Caucasian Girl."

    "Next, I'll go into more, GREATER detail ..." I will wait with bated breath, good sir.

    That's a gem right there.



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    Quote Originally Posted by WhatNOW View Post
    ...as your sexy ass goes BOOM BOOM and BLAST your sexy farts....

    ...want their farts to BOOM BOOM into my mouth and nose, anyway, even if I don't mention ass worship. ...

    ...I LOVE Caucasian BOOM BOOM and when my breath taste and smell like sexy, Caucasian ass...

    ...I WISH your ass was going BOOM BOOM on my face...

    ...BOOM BOOM on my foods and drinks and that my tongue was feeling the sexy squeeze of your ass...
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    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
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    member: do have different underwear
    member: and what kind of ?
    member: fance body

    I could NOT figure out what the fuck this guy wanted! We were in exclusive and I found out that he thought that "underwear" was the English word for "clothes" - he wanted me to wear a dress. He kept asking to see my "underwear" but he wanted to see the clothes in my closet so he could pick something out for me to wear. He asked me to leave my "string" on and I never would have known what that was if I hadn't read this thread before I got on cam. So frustrating trying to figure some of these guys out!

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    boom boom guy has messaged me again.
    "I sometimes sell my shit and piss to food manufacturing companies for the growth of the foods that is put into the mouth."
    My reply:AH... I thought that next time you said that you were going to go into even GREATER detail? lmao. Anyways... I'm hitting you with the ban hammer because you are just an idiot. see ya!

    I got another equally weird guy as well:
    I'm Master Max and I'm look for a hot girl who I can use as my personal toilet slave to eat my shit, farts, and drink my piss along with me sitting on your face.

    I'm gonna one day find you and force you into it.

    My reply: You're going to force me into it you say? Good luck with that.

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    Wow, what a creep! I have never had anyone outright tell me that they were one day going to "find" me. I hope you banned his creepy ass!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhatNOW View Post
    I got this in a message the other day on xpeeps from a dude I've never talked to.. It's long, but so worth it. You're welcome DDDDDDDD lol

    I just wanted to tell you that I think your sexy and that I JUST LOVE Caucasian girls MORE than ANY other race.

    Secondly, I think you're so sexy that you DESERVE to FORCE me to rock and make you VERY WET, EVERYDAY, ALL DAY and NIGHT LONG as I get on my hands and knees, behind you, remove your panties with my teeth and inhale your sexy funky odor as I sensually stroke your sexy POWERFUL ass crack with my tongue, suck it with my lips like a popsicle, nibble and sniff it; also, while owned as you looking down at me while sitting on my face and in my open mouth in ass worship.

    You also DESERVE for me to allow you to piss and cum into my mouth and vibrate your ass on my face and in my mouth while owning me and for me to put my food and drink up to your ass before I eat it, as your sexy ass goes BOOM BOOM and BLAST your sexy farts, then FORCE me to swallow EVERYTHING down my throat, and tell you that I think it smelled and tasted DELICIOUS, which most likely it would and I would LOVE to tell you. Plus, you'd wanna kidnap me and NEVER let me go, so you can always have me and I could really show you.

    I wish I lived in your city and state or you lived in Houston, because, unfortunately, I'm unable to travel at the time. Hopefully, you will be able come to Houston, soon, kidnap me, and FORCE me to ass worship and I can REALLY show you how I REALLY use my tongue and nose.

    For some strange reason, good-looking, sexy Caucasian girls ALWAYS wanna FORCE me into ass worship and ALWAYS want their farts to BOOM BOOM into my mouth and nose, anyway, even if I don't mention ass worship. I guess it's because, somewhere, down the line when talking to y'all, I reveal that; first, I'm deathly afraid of good-looking, sexy Caucasian girls and I really think y'all can also sense that I'm deathly afraid of y'all. So, y'all figure, since, that's the case, y'all have a STRONG desire to either FORCE me to lick, suck and sniff y'all and eat and smell y'all farts, or you threaten to beat my ass for refusing. So, if you did come to Houston to kidnap me, you don't EVER have to worry about me trying to leave, nor me refusing to ever ass worship you; especially, since, I'm afraid of good-looking, sexy Caucasian girls and getting my ass beaten by y'all.

    I was also told before by a good-looking, sexy Caucasian girl, that she would raise the money to come kidnap me, and to make sure I ass worship and eat her farts without refusal, she was gonna get a bunch of her good-looking, sexy Caucasian girlfriends to help kidnap me and I'll not only have to eat her out, but, I'll have to eat them out or they ALL will BRUTALLY kick my ass; they'll break open my brain and cause my not to be able to think anymore. Good thing, I LOVE Caucasian BOOM BOOM and when my breath taste and smell like sexy, Caucasian ass.

    I WISH your ass was going BOOM BOOM on my face, and as you dropped your sexy POWER in my open mouth and nose, while facesitting me, and BOOM BOOM on my foods and drinks and that my tongue was feeling the sexy squeeze of your ass.

    I don't own my own vehicle, so, it's not like I can get way from you, anyway.

    Next, I'll go into more, GREATER detail about why I'm DEATHLY AFRAID of sexy Caucasian girls.
    OMG.
    I got this exact same message today and posted it in another thread LOL
    -_- had a feeling he may have sent to to other girls before just because it was SO LONG and voila
    what a fuhreak



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    I got a message that was just the first line of this message... maybe my BOOM BOOM was a bit too much for him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peachesxo View Post
    OMG.
    I got this exact same message today and posted it in another thread LOL
    -_- had a feeling he may have sent to to other girls before just because it was SO LONG and voila
    what a fuhreak
    haha so this guy is on a roll! I wonder what reaction he's looking for exactly? I don't really give one so I'm not the one to message about these things. They sure do love trying to get a rise out of us, don't they?

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    My recent - and I wish I had saved or took a screen shot is...

    "Do you want to play wheel of fortune except with my cock?"

    "What is that"

    "It spins round and round and with a gassy motor"

    "What?"

    "Where it stops nobody knows; are you ready to play?"

    "Sure, OK"

    "ok, I will spin my gassy cock, are you ready?"


    At this point I ignored him, for one, I have no clue what a gassy cock is, second i dont understand why it is associated with wheel of fortune. At one point I asked if this was like a "helicopter", where guys spin their dicks, which shouldn't be sexual, other than a laugh or ice breaker. And he cont. until kick! (he didn't come back thank goodness)

    I don't get it!!! Gassy cock?! LMAO

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    Dude: [polite pretyped site greeting if you click direct on the performer's profile]
    Dude: WANNA SUKKIE
    Dude: WAHTCHU GON DO
    Dude: HOS4`1
    Dude: HOAR!

    /Im not even online


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    -enters-

    live u himen
    show wet
    himn mmm
    thnk u

    -exits-

    FYI: I am fully dressed, in free chat, am partially out of view adjusting my speakers


    ------------------------------

    Streamate:

    U AINTGOT A DICK
    IS DIS SHEMALECAMS>COM U GOT DICK
    WHERE YO DICK AT
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    Quote Originally Posted by camgirl View Post
    My recent - and I wish I had saved or took a screen shot is...

    "Do you want to play wheel of fortune except with my cock?"

    "What is that"

    "It spins round and round and with a gassy motor"

    "What?"

    "Where it stops nobody knows; are you ready to play?"

    "Sure, OK"

    "ok, I will spin my gassy cock, are you ready?"


    At this point I ignored him, for one, I have no clue what a gassy cock is, second i dont understand why it is associated with wheel of fortune. At one point I asked if this was like a "helicopter", where guys spin their dicks, which shouldn't be sexual, other than a laugh or ice breaker. And he cont. until kick! (he didn't come back thank goodness)

    I don't get it!!! Gassy cock?! LMAO
    OMG I had this guy a couple days ago!! I stopped responding because it made no sense, and he went away. What a weirdo!!

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    (both of these within 5 minutes. Argh.)

    somedude: why u no hav mice for of lice style

    MaryJaynexo: Mice?

    somedude: *logs off*

    What could this mean? I have no lifestyle mice? I don't have lice? I am confused.

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    him - hey u looking pumpy
    me - pumpy?
    him - urmy
    i like dat boop of urs
    wha abou ur puussy clan


    ...


    Love this thread!




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    Oooh...I should have put it in here, not in annoying things. Clearly I am brain dead - forgetting about MY OWN threads!!! Hshahahahaha..

    Yesterday a guy asked me to see "legs in ponytail".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Incantatious View Post
    him - hey u looking pumpy
    me - pumpy?
    him - urmy
    i like dat boop of urs
    wha abou ur puussy clan
    Ooh I love trying to translate the posts in this thread!

    Hmm let's see... What could pumpy mean? Pimpy? Pretty + lumpy? no... ok I can't figure that one out. Ok moving on, urmy... damn I'm drawing a blank there too. I'm guessing that boop was meant to be boobs or butt and he wanted to know if your pussy was clean probably... or shaven... or maybe he wondered if it had a clan of its own cuz you know, pussy rules the world and all.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Incantatious View Post
    him - hey u looking pumpy
    me - pumpy?
    him - urmy
    i like dat boop of urs
    wha abou ur puussy clan


    ...


    Love this thread!

    Ooh ooh! I want to try and translate this one!!

    You are looking pumpy....ok. No ideas. Pretty? Maybe? but the "m" key is nowhere near the correct keys for "pretty" I'm voting for...."Pimpin"! You are looking pimpin!

    Urmy = HORNY! If you look at the keys, "u" is above "h", "o" is just omitted, "r" is correct, "m" is next to "n" and "y" is correct. In fact, maybe pumpy was meant to be horny...

    dat boop - I'm actually going to take a wild guess and say that he actually MEANT to say boop. I am guessing this is "gangsta slang" because he prefaced it with "dat"

    And I'm guessing the last bit is asking if your pussy is either clean, or clean shaven...
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    Well this is handy thread, Just yesterday I had a pvt with French guy on LJ but the translation system didn't get it or just couldn't cope, because the guy was talking in slang i guess. He stayed in pvt for more than half and hour considering I had no fucking idea what he is talking about or what he wanted....here are some of his lines

    " use the god bb" whAAt? O.o i figure out that he wanted a toy

    "present previous tits" no idea

    " cry " he was saying that a lot and...what he meant is....moan bb...shout loud.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by maryjaynexo View Post
    (both of these within 5 minutes. Argh.)

    somedude: why u no hav mice for of lice style
    I got him yesterday too!


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    Hello, all! (New here, to camming and the SW.) This thread has me laughing so hard! I've spent the past month or so trying to figure out what a lot of these guys are trying to say. Good to know I'm not the only one scratching her head over it.

    Today I had a guy in my room that was obviously using a translator. How do I know? He kept the equals sign at the front of his sentences! I wish I had gotten a screen shot, but it looked something like this:

    =i have great time love your flower of chastity beautiful I put my member in long

    Ya, that's right. My "flower of chastity."

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    =i have great time love your flower of chastity beautiful I put my member in long
    I just. There are so many things about this that all I can do is laugh. I just picture him coming up to someone in a bar and saying "I put my member in long," "Let me put my member in your flower of chastity." That is some semi-Shakespearean shit.




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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneySuckle View Post
    Hello, all! (New here, to camming and the SW.) This thread has me laughing so hard! I've spent the past month or so trying to figure out what a lot of these guys are trying to say. Good to know I'm not the only one scratching her head over it.

    Today I had a guy in my room that was obviously using a translator. How do I know? He kept the equals sign at the front of his sentences! I wish I had gotten a screen shot, but it looked something like this:

    =i have great time love your flower of chastity beautiful I put my member in long

    Ya, that's right. My "flower of chastity."
    It's so obvious when they are using a translator. I hear "she shows me her tits" more times than I can count.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessLavender View Post
    It's so obvious when they are using a translator. I hear "she shows me her tits" more times than I can count.
    That's close enough to, "It puts the lotion on its skin" for me!


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    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs


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