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    Default I'm a camming klutz

    Who else is convinced they should be plastered on their ass and not allowed to move except switch from spread to doggy..Whenever I move I'm dropping stuff spilling stuff knocking stuff over...

    Tonight I melted my webcam a bit (still works tho) because I knocked it over into the oven, yes INTO THE OVEN, while pulling out a pizza. Oh and headphones fell in there too. My apt spells wonderfully of burnt plastic.

    That's just the tip of the iceburg. And all done on live feed

    I'm not the only cam klutz, right?
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    We're you having a pizza making cam show?

    I think you need to take a deep breath and not try to juggle so many things at once lol Other than that, we all have our days where things just dont come together smoothly

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    Lol you sound like me! Today spilled my baby il everywhere then my Gatorade bottle. I then tried getting on my knees later that night because one guy wanted my boobs really close to the cam, of course I transition too fast and hit my giant forehead on the cam, it fell backwards....and well the lol's followed. Had to keep my sexy face on after that. Some of us need to designate our camming area a HAZARD zone. Nothing in or around it or else it could get broken or spilled lol. Glad to hear you camera is doing ok though =)

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    Lmao aw no you are not the only klutzy camgirl...I've tripped on wires, slipped during oil shows and dropped the cam on the floor while trying to move it. I'm sure one of these days my cam will end up falling in the stove too!

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    I'm just saying...oil and dildos don't mix well, I can't tell you how many times I have been trying to do a sexy oil show and I lose grip on the dildo causing it to fly across the room *sigh* oh, well...at least I'm good for a laugh hehe

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    Ok this is a bit off topic but...what is an oil show? I have Googled/searched SW to no avail. Is it just sexily massaging yourself with oil?

    This is one of those things I'm terrified about when I start camming in a couple weeks. I'm a MAJOR klutz on a daily basis - I drop things, break things, or trip at least once per hour.

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    Lol so happy to see I'm not the only one - I move around a LOT and I'm bored if I'm not dancing, so today I bopped the camera with my 12 inchers 3 times, tripped on the wire, fell (fortunately all they saw was my ass swishing out of cam a lil fast), bumped my head in the skull (halloween decor ftw...) and ripped my skirt on my heels. Ended up stripping and dancing in a wide open space of the bedroom before I got myself killed.
    ...Then again I did have a lil drink before camming...

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    Yeah, that's my oil shows in a nutshell, lil strip, drizzle some oil and give my skin some tlc...

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    God I'm terrible, I totally feel you. I fell off my bed my first show, but it was off cam atleast, they just heard me floundering so I got to pull it off as cute. I spilled a glass of water on my laptop, I tripped in my heels, I drop shit all the time. It's not good haha but you just have to turn it into a joke and it becomes endearing.

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    Haha it's defintely a running joke with my regulars. So glad to hear I'm not the only one.
    The other night I got up to close the window and they were all "don't fall!" It was off cam but they knew something happened when they herd a scream and were plunged into darkness...I knocked over and broke the lamp..
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    I have such an issue with slipping on oil/lube/spit.....and knocking over drinks, spilling plates of food......I'm a total messy bunny on cam! lol

    By best one so far though? Was when I wasn't camming, and had forgotten to clean up the little puddle of oil/lube/spit that falls when I am leaning into the cam....so I wandered over towards the computer and did an awesome cartoon-style slipping across the floor....arms flailing, waaaaah.....BANG. And that's the wall.
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    On my first night camming I initially had trouble getting my sound to work, then I knocked over half my lighting fixtures, then my camera decided to shit out on me. I made about $8 that night. But somehow the few people I had in my room found me endearing, or just felt really bad for me, because the next night I made $300 easy, and have had a good core pack of regulars since =D

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    I'm the kind of person who has an orgasm while making a custom video, knocks over the cam, and ends up with a mess that requires vacuuming 6 square metres of space >__>

    I DIDN'T EDIT IT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CandaceMoon View Post
    I'm just saying...oil and dildos don't mix well, I can't tell you how many times I have been trying to do a sexy oil show and I lose grip on the dildo causing it to fly across the room *sigh* oh, well...at least I'm good for a laugh hehe
    I got to lol at that. Thank you.

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