Last night was one of the most embaressing nights of my stripper career. I was drunk( big no no!) and the dj asked me to go on stage. I was stoked because i love stage at it was really busy so alot of dudes were going to get to see me which automaticaly means more money. So i get on stage and dancing to 3 days grace "i hate everything about you" 2nd song comes getting mad cheers and hoots, 3rd song come and a guy hops on stage with a $20 tip and im stoked. So im dancing all sexily towards him and then i sit on him and im grinding him. I throw my head back becuase im in the moment....and my hair goes with it. I had a complete moment of panic which lasted like 0.2 seconds which seemed like eternity, but i quickly snacthed my wig off the ground, and dash it to the curtins so that it isnt seen on stage, then i bent my head down and made it look like i was making out with the guy so that my head would be conceled by his body. I stayed on the stage like that for the entire 3 mins and when it was done i quick time cralwed off stage with my head down. Lol so embaressing, but it didnt effect my money though. As soon as i came off stage with my hair correct my stage custy snatched me and took me upstairs for 2 hrs. Moral of the story, ladys secure ya weaves!



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Duh. I thought it was funny because he was probably thinking I'm wearing a wig or hair extensions or something. I have my own long blonde hair. Funny story missyqueenb!
Sounds like you handled it like real pro though!


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