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    Default Most awkward cam show ever.

    Well, this was weird. I was getting a bunch of requests at the same time and was trying to schedule them after each other (why do they always come at the exact. same. time?) This was on skype, btw. There was this guy I thought was only going to get 15 and instead got another 15 afterward, so the other guy who was told "we can have a show in 20 minutes" had to wait even longer so then we started and I was in a bit of a rush and he was getting impatient. We both had audio but he had no cam. When I started touching myself he asked "what are you doing?" in this voice that seemed confused, like why was I masturbating? And I just stopped and looked around and tried to say all cutesy, "what? nothing...I'm not doing anything!" But it was like a weird forth wall was broken, ruining the illusion forevermore, and it was made worse when he didn't say anything, leaving me no idea what to do. He had mentioned talking dirty earlier, so I tried that while masturbating and he gave me nothing. After I "came" and the minutes were up he still wasn't saying anything, so all I could think to say was "that was great! I needed that! So, um, have a good night!" I don't think he came.

    Hmm, any awkward cam shows you guys have had to endure?

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    Default Re: Most awkward cam show ever.

    One time I did a cam show with this guy that I had been talking to for a long time but never cammed with before. It was cam to cam and I notice that he...isn't touching himself! A little later he moved the cam up a little so I couldn't see what was going on down below but he didn't appear to be doing anything..and wasn't saying much at all. Every time I'd try to say something, he'd get all flustered or something and it was soo awkward! After the time was up he told me that he didn't finish and barely touched himself at all! I was slightly offended but he swore that he was just super shy and pretty girls made it worse. haha

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    Default Re: Most awkward cam show ever.

    Had a couple shows recently where they came into paid and didn't say ANYTHING for the whole 5 or 10 mins that they were there. NOTHING at ALL. Despite me chatting and talking to them. Awkward. Fuck it I thought, and just started masturbating and talking dirty to myself.

    We are not mindreaders, if they don't tell us, we don't know what they want. Grr.

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    Every one of them where the guy gave me no instructions. I just hate the quiet.

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    Default Re: Most awkward cam show ever.

    I won't go on with a show if a guy refuses to talk. It's too sketchy, they are probably busy recording you if they can't talk to you when you speak to them. I get irritated and say hellloooo? Are you there? If not I'm turning off my cam. And then I do (timer is still on.) If they reply back I tell them they need to answer me if I'm going to talk to them or else I can turn my mic off or something if they are going to ignore me any way. If they don't then it's their loss for the show lol.

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    I don't really care.. If it's prepaid and they don't tell me what to do I'll do whatever I feel like. but if I need to keep them in the room to try and make as much as possible it's worse cause you don't know what they want...

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    I was brand new and had done cam2cam on streamate and mfc and had enjoyed them, the screen was so small and the cam quality most of the men had was blurry so it wasn't a distraction. I had used Skype twice before and they had only used audio.

    Imagine my surprise when I went to Sype with someone for the third time and there he was, crystal clear and eagerly watching. No big deal. I continued on with my show and he started to tongue the camera, I assume as though he was going down on me. I stifled a giggle, continued, and he took off his pants and starting "fucking" the camera. It felt so awkward it was the last Skype I've ever done.

    There's also the time my period started early during a private. Or the outdoor show that I accidentally lit a towel on fire. Or forgot to cut my tampon string and was dancing around with it hanging out. Wow, I have a ton of awkward moments on cam. I'm super glad I just laugh at them now.

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    Default Re: Most awkward cam show ever.

    I hate that too! It is like WTF am I doing a bad job or something...give me some kind of direction.


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    Default Re: Most awkward cam show ever.

    Oh boy. I might just become a regular in this thread...

    I had a reg who I did skype shows with. We always did them for an hour or two, but they were all very awkward. He always changed his mind, "Ok, dance!" ..."stop dancing, let's roleplay! You're a girl at a party and I take you home!" "No, I don't take you home, let's go back! I take you to the car. Now you're my Mistress!" "Ok I'm taking over now, now squirt over and over and over!" "Now I'm Daddy!" "Ok now...tell me you love me" "Now I am your Master. You're all mine. Tell me your mine." "Now, lick your lips if you want to cheat with me." "Now..."

    So I became this weird multi-persona-cum-sprinkler. The worst part was he mumbled and would just grunt in response. I got the hang of what grunts meant what. "HRMPH" meant he liked it and "Rrrrmbrrlrrbr" meant he was about to change it up on me. Then I guess his speakers sucked because a lot of times he'd go, "HUH? WHAT?" So I'd literally have to YELL anything I was saying.

    Then there was the tongue thing. He wanted me to act like I was 'making out' and when I tried to do it, um, in a way that wasn't odd? he would say, "NO! Like THIS!" and proceed to tongue-punch the air and flap it all around. Not sexy for me, but he seemed to absolutely dig this.

    Well, it was fun while it lasted.

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    Default Re: Most awkward cam show ever.

    I won't do anything in a show until the guy prompts me to. Even if I know what he wants to see. If he doesn't say anything at all....I will talk to him for a few minutes, "are you there sweety?" "Can you see me ok??" "What can I show you??" Still nothing?? I close the show...I can't perform to someone with zero interaction.

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    Default Re: Most awkward cam show ever.

    Quote Originally Posted by Busygirl View Post

    If you just watched me working my cam, with big smile on my face, flirty, slutty, as soon as i hit log off, complete personality change.
    Can I get an AMEN!

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    Default Re: Most awkward cam show ever.

    I like the forum and I am interested in the topic.

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    Default Re: Most awkward cam show ever.

    Skype is awkward.
    I hate it, Seeing their huge cam & hearing them panting.
    It's so fucking gross.
    I can't handle it lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosemary Rabbit View Post

    So I became this weird multi-persona-cum-sprinkler.
    Hahaha!

    I'd love to borrow this for my sig file.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMaribella View Post
    Hahaha!

    I'd love to borrow this for my sig file.
    Haha, go ahead! I'd be honored ....<== going into 'you know you're a camgirl when...'

    Anyway, I wanted to reply to that AND add another story.

    I do fetish things, in particular some BDSM. I have a guy who, no matter what I do, would make me stop and would say, "Oh gosh, ARE YOU OKAY!?!" and...well, it's better to just make a 'log' of our general verbal convo:

    Him: ARE YOU OKAY!?!?
    Me: Yes, I'm fine! I'll let you know if I'm not *thrustythrustythrusty*
    Him: Ok well I just want you to know that I never want to hurt you...
    Me: Good to know! Mmm, this feels good inside of me *trying to keep sexytimes*
    Him: Trust is very important for BDSM! Don't want to cross the line.
    Me: *stops the thrusty funcunts* Yeah, did you want to stop playing and talk about it?
    Him: No no, keep going. I just wanted to make sure you knew I'm not a Monster.
    Me: Thank you! Now, let's slide my pussy on your cock, Master

    Then we'd be in happy twatfuckle land for a little bit, and suddenly:
    Him: ARE YOU OKAY!!? Do you need some water? You're breathing so hard!
    Me: I'm FINE! I'm panting b-because it feels good!
    Him: Well, just stop, you need some water.

    And don't get me started on when we actually DO get to the pain part. It was such a chore, I wasn't sure whether to stop and cuddle the man or just keep going. The worst is he'd try to squeeze more time out of me and when he said 'I thought you were a cum bunny and loved to cum, why don't you cum one more time as a freebie?' I stopped all skype shows with him. I would say he's a scammer, but he is not, he's just very, very, very insecure and I, with my legs spread eagle and my beav out for the world to see, am not. So yeah, that was awkward. We don't do shows together anymore, but I still see him on the sites I go to. It makes me giggle more than rage 'cause really he's just a doofus and I can't hate for that. I do, however, want to slap some sense into him from time to time. Loving, tender sense.

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    Default Re: Most awkward cam show ever.

    off topic but ^^ this reminded me. I always do shows with this one guy, and he always is in the submissive role. Well, one day he asked if he could try being dominant. And although I don't usually play submissive, since he is a loyal custy, i said sure. But...he wanted me to call him Sir Slavefucker....I lol'ed soooo much. Sorry just had to share...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CandaceMoon View Post
    off topic but ^^ this reminded me. I always do shows with this one guy, and he always is in the submissive role. Well, one day he asked if he could try being dominant. And although I don't usually play submissive, since he is a loyal custy, i said sure. But...he wanted me to call him Sir Slavefucker....I lol'ed soooo much. Sorry just had to share...
    LOL how long did it take him to come up with that?

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