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    Thought I'd just give you ladies a laugh tonight since I referenced you all indirectly earlier today.

    So this cheap wanker comes in my free chat on SM and says something about stroking his tiny cock. I say really that's interesting, to which he says well would you laugh and tell all your girlfriends about it. I tell him sure in private I'll record it and show it to all my girlfriends, to which he says well what do you think their reaction will be, I said I have no idea until you actually go private and I can see just how small you are. He keeps on and on getting more elaborate at which point my other custies are going WTF? I'm just ignoring him and he finally says what would you and your girlfriends think if you walked into the ladies room and found me stroking my dickette wearing pink lacy thong panties.

    I'd lost my patience at this point and said well I'm stealing your term dickette, but my girlfriends (thinking at this point of all you wonderful ladies) would kick my ass for playing into your small dick fantasy in free chat and obviously you're not going to pay me so get the fuck out! I then blocked his cheap ass. (I had definitely encouraged going into private til I had enough.)

    Just thought you ladies would get a laugh out of it as I imagined Roast, Hottie, CamWhore, Lusty and so many of you other wonderful ladies yelling at him for being a cheap ass and telling me to boot his ass.

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    That's what I'm talking about! This forum has made me arrogant. Otherwise every time someone like him came in my room I'd just be like "uh... um. uh."

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    Default Re: If you need a laugh

    hahahahaha
    good job
    you have learned well
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    You have learned much Grasshopper
    lol wut?


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    lmao too funny!

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    "Dickette".....BAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!

    I'm SO using that one!!!

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    OOOh....new word for SPH!

    And well done on the banning! Its such a wonderful button!
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