The proper way:
The wrong way:
"If an unwanted dancer sits down without asking, I just keep my eyes focused on the dancer on stage and totally ignore the one at my table. Doesn't take long for her to get the idea I'm not spending any money on her. If that doesn't work, you can always say to her, "get the hell away from me bitch." "
Rude as fuck both ways.
Although, if you don't like either, you can go for the complicated coward's way:
"a bouncer can usually help you get rid of a Klingon bitch. I've had a lot of guys over the years slip me some dough and beg me to get this slouch the fuck away from them. I tell the DJ to page them to the DJ booth and explain the situation there to avoid putting anyone on the spot."
Seriously? Guys would rather pay the bouncer to go to the DJ to tell them to tell the stripper that she needs to leave the table? Sorry, I didn't realize the SC was middle school.

I bet these guys go to their friends the next day and whine about how they "had" to spend money just to get the bouncer to get some dancer they didn't like away from them... ya know, cuz they can't just politely tell someone they're waiting for another dancer...
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