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    Default LOL! Has this ever happened to you?

    "Why is it that whenever I go to a club I always manage to attract the alpha loser among the dancers, the one that always turns out to be the one that will not play or will make me want to kiss the barrel of a revolver with her innane mindless chatter?"
    http://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=17052

    Read the comments...

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    Default Re: LOL! Has this ever happened to you?

    All too often. You can't avoid brain-dead people in any aspect of life. The key is figuring out how to get rid of them in a hurry. In clubs I'm almost always waiting for a fav and telling them that will work...sometimes...
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    LOL at the comments on that thread. There was one time when, to get away from the "alpha loser" girl, I excused myself to go to the men's room hoping that she'd leave my table. When I came out, she was STILL sitting at my table, just watching the stage show. Seeing as my table was now "her" table, I went to the bar and hung out, hoping she would start to work the room and find another guy. She just kept sitting there though. Finally, a cutie sitting alone caught sight of me and gave me a smile, and I figured, to hell with it, I'll go over and sit with her just to avoid the first girl.

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    Default Re: LOL! Has this ever happened to you?

    "Hi, sweetie, how's your night going?"
    "Great! Hey listen, just to let you know, I'm actually waiting for someone. I just don't want to waste your time since I know how valuable it is."

    Hasn't failed yet.

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    Default Re: LOL! Has this ever happened to you?

    The proper way:

    Quote Originally Posted by Kessler View Post
    "Hi, sweetie, how's your night going?"
    "Great! Hey listen, just to let you know, I'm actually waiting for someone. I just don't want to waste your time since I know how valuable it is."
    The wrong way:
    "If an unwanted dancer sits down without asking, I just keep my eyes focused on the dancer on stage and totally ignore the one at my table. Doesn't take long for her to get the idea I'm not spending any money on her. If that doesn't work, you can always say to her, "get the hell away from me bitch." "
    Rude as fuck both ways.

    Although, if you don't like either, you can go for the complicated coward's way:
    "a bouncer can usually help you get rid of a Klingon bitch. I've had a lot of guys over the years slip me some dough and beg me to get this slouch the fuck away from them. I tell the DJ to page them to the DJ booth and explain the situation there to avoid putting anyone on the spot."

    Seriously? Guys would rather pay the bouncer to go to the DJ to tell them to tell the stripper that she needs to leave the table? Sorry, I didn't realize the SC was middle school. I bet these guys go to their friends the next day and whine about how they "had" to spend money just to get the bouncer to get some dancer they didn't like away from them... ya know, cuz they can't just politely tell someone they're waiting for another dancer...
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    Default Re: LOL! Has this ever happened to you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Sunset View Post
    The proper way:



    The wrong way:
    "If an unwanted dancer sits down without asking, I just keep my eyes focused on the dancer on stage and totally ignore the one at my table. Doesn't take long for her to get the idea I'm not spending any money on her. If that doesn't work, you can always say to her, "get the hell away from me bitch." "
    Rude as fuck both ways.

    Although, if you don't like either, you can go for the complicated coward's way:
    "a bouncer can usually help you get rid of a Klingon bitch. I've had a lot of guys over the years slip me some dough and beg me to get this slouch the fuck away from them. I tell the DJ to page them to the DJ booth and explain the situation there to avoid putting anyone on the spot."

    Seriously? Guys would rather pay the bouncer to go to the DJ to tell them to tell the stripper that she needs to leave the table? Sorry, I didn't realize the SC was middle school. I bet these guys go to their friends the next day and whine about how they "had" to spend money just to get the bouncer to get some dancer they didn't like away from them... ya know, cuz they can't just politely tell someone they're waiting for another dancer...
    ^ Right? How hard is it to say you don't want company or a dance? I have been completely ignored a few times and that is sooooo much more insulting than flat out rejection. I think it's hilarious that SC customers think we actually get our feelings hurt if they tell us no. I have been the first dancer to sit with a guy several times at my dead club and they look strait ahead like they can't even see me. When they come to tip at the stage later....I do the same thing back to them. We are strippers yeah, but we are still humans and can communicate...don't ignore us like we don't exist.

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    Default Re: LOL! Has this ever happened to you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kessler View Post
    "Hi, sweetie, how's your night going?"
    "Great! Hey listen, just to let you know, I'm actually waiting for someone. I just don't want to waste your time since I know how valuable it is."
    ^DANCER:"Oh, thanks for letting me know. Have a goodnight" (as she's pushing her chair in & walking away).

    If you are upfront about this, then she has NO reason to stay at your table. Politely letting the dancer know that you aren't interested is the FASTEST & EASIEST way to get her to leave your table.

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