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    So, I'm visiting a city that I used to live in, and twice previously about a year or so apart, I was giving a guy a chance to see if we could mess around/date. He ended up being rather boring. This time I saw him and while I'm not interested in dating him, I do think he's physically attractive. I am in a devoted relationship, though it's open so either one of us could sleep with someone else-- so I'm horny, I'm thinking about shagging him, and I stopped because I remembered...

    I could never sleep with someone who had a superman/tribal tattoo. And yes-- it's a superman tattoo that he then surrounded with a tribal tattoo. Now, I hate superman anyway, but that's just a horrendous tattoo and my boyfriend even made fun of it whenever this guy comes up as a topic (rare, but occurred the last couple of days because I'm touring and went to dance, and guess who showed up in the club the first night back at this club, in,like, years?)

    So!

    i thought it'd be a funny game of seeing what people you potentially would have dated/slept with, but couldn't because of one seemingly small detail.

    So who could you never date/sleep with, and why?
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    Default Re: I could never date/sleep with someone who....

    eats five double cheeseburgers and drinks a two liter coke at one time.
    god just seeing him chew and gulp, chew and gulp made me want to puke. he wasnt fat either, just a really hungry dude i guess :/
    and i totally was planning on giving him some that night, but i kept think about all that shit swirling around in his colon. ew.
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    Default Re: I could never date/sleep with someone who....

    Had problems with your/you're

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    Default Re: I could never date/sleep with someone who....

    Let's see.

    1. A guy who is extremely obese. If your stomach enters a room before he does not my type of man. Fat men really repulse me.

    2. Guys who get handsy right away. If I don't know you and you start getting like this you have repulsed me.

    3. Stupid guys. Ugh I hate morons and if you are one leave me alone.

    4. Guys that brag about sex or anything sex related. Once dated a guy (one date only)who bragged about all the abortions he paid for with women. Only he didn't call them abortions he called them "dead babies"and started describing how he thinks it's cool not to use protection and have abortions because it's "funny". Yeah what a sociopath. I wasn't upset he was pro choice, I was upset that he got a thrill out of this. He was probably making it up which leads me to my next number.

    5. Liars. Hate liars.

    6. Critical men. Men making judgement on me will not get a second chance.

    7. Guys who think it's ok for them to sleep around but not women.

    8. Chauvinist men.

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    Default Re: I could never date/sleep with someone who....

    treats their waiter/bartender/any service industry worker like crap, and undertips or doesn't tip at all.
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    Guys that lie about stupid things. I know you picked me up in your dad's car. It's not 'in the garage' for our next date, your dad is playing golf that night. I don't care if you drive a van, just don't pretend you drive a sports car.

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    I am one of those guys who cares more for interior than exterior. So if you have bad soul, you have turned me off.

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    ^^^ so glad you finished that sentence how you did!...

    if someone looks like someone i had already slept with that would just be weird. i couldn't be around one of my friend's boyfriends because he was the spit of this guy i had an embarrassing thing with

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    Default Re: I could never date/sleep with someone who....

    Quote Originally Posted by Natalllia View Post
    treats their waiter/bartender/any service industry worker like crap, and undertips or doesn't tip at all.
    I love that you said this!! I work in customer service, and there's so many rude people, it's insane.

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    Default Re: I could never date/sleep with someone who....

    ...Lacks talent in their chosen field. Mediocrity is a huge turnoff.

    ...Doesn't read. Books, I mean. Books.

    ...Actually gets angry at the outcomes of sporting events.

    ...Thinks physical altercation is a viable way to resolve conflict.

    ...Is passive-aggressive.

    ...Is dishonest.

    ...Dissembles, equivocates, prevaricates.

    ...Is impolite.

    ...Doesn't make me laugh, or doesn't laugh at my jokes.

    ...Lacks artistic sensibility.

    ...Is a wimp. No betas for me. I need a man with a spine, who faces life with fortitude.

    ...Doesn't respect what I do and acknowledge my ability to make informed decisions about my own life.

    ...Isn't a critical thinker.

    ...Can't concede a point.

    ...Can't learn from his mistakes.

    ...Can't apologize.

    ...Doesn't honor the right to hold opposing viewpoints.

    ...Doesn't like animals.

    ...Voted for George W. Bush... or isn't sorry about it now, at least.

    ...Doesn't enjoy philosophical discussions. He doesn't need to be a navel-gazer, but I need a seeking intellect.

    ...Plays the guitar and doesn't have a job.
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    Default Re: I could never date/sleep with someone who....

    A guy who manscapes excessively: has thinner/prettier eyebrows than me (that is the ultimate turn off ever!), shaves his pubes ,etc. Total dealbreaker, even if he was the hottest guy on earth and I find out he plucks his eyebrows the deal is OFF. Also, anyone under 6'0

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    Default Re: I could never date/sleep with someone who....

    ^ Interestingly enough I was gonna say the only thing that really really bothers me excessive pubs hair. I like manscaping. If Im gonna put your balls in my mouth I don't wanna search through a forest for them. Seriously some guys pubes fucking scare the shit out of me... they can overpower the peen.

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    Default Re: I could never date/sleep with someone who....

    Hmmmmmmm.

    I am less choosy to begin with.................


    It not to say I have low standards. My standards are ...................

    Flexible.

    I am Male. All Boy as they say down South. The truth is I have a set of standards for getting my cock wet and another for love.........

    Sex and Love are not the same. Never have been.

    My standards for sex are damn shallow, my standards for love may be impossible.

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    Default Re: I could never date/sleep with someone who....

    Big diff between "date" and "have sex with."

    There are lots of women that I'd have sex with but not date. I'd have sex with....uh....say, one of those skanks on Jersey Shore....not the fat one...but date? NEVER.

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    Default Re: I could never date/sleep with someone who....

    I could never have sex with anyone who:

    - is smelly
    - is fat
    - has an ugly face
    - has stupid tattoos
    - has bad teeth
    - is short (under 5'10")
    - has a dumb or irritating laugh
    - waxes themselves

    Keep in mind these are basic criteria for banging someone ONLY. My standards for relationships are (were, now) much higher.

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    Anyone who thinks cruelty to animals is funny or brags about how they hurt/tortured an animal as a kid.

    Anyone who has bad teeth (as in, stained brown and cringeworthy, not just a bit crooked) and refuses to do anything about it.

    Anyone who smells like they don't shower regularly.

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    I could never date/sleep with someone who listens to Nickelback.

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    Default Re: I could never date/sleep with someone who....

    I could never date someone who...

    Has no intellectual interest
    Doesn't take care of their health at all
    Is habitually rude to other people
    Chews with their mouth open
    Nags like crazy
    Has a real problem with substance abuse
    Listens to Nickelback (good call Leighton)

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    Doesn't respect themselves or others.

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    Default Re: I could never date/sleep with someone who....

    Quote Originally Posted by Natalllia View Post
    treats their waiter/bartender/any service industry worker like crap, and undertips or doesn't tip at all.
    This is spot on. This is completely non-negotiable. Sex, dating, whatever.

    I'll say that and sexual hygiene. Not cleanliness per se but for example if he cannot remember the last time he had an STD test and is ignorant about sex - I absolutely cannot.





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    Default Re: I could never date/sleep with someone who....

    I have to add what others said about hygiene, cruelty to animals, mean to waitresses and listens to Nickelback. Speaking of Nickelback I do judge on what someone listens to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellydancer View Post
    I have to add what others said about hygiene, cruelty to animals, mean to waitresses and listens to Nickelback. Speaking of Nickelback I do judge on what someone listens to.
    Agree on these two, definitely the nickelback bit.

    My ideas on woman are definitely sex based while my ones on males are 60% personality and 40% on looks. My main thing with woman is if the have saggy breast, I personally prefer fake on woman.

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    Default Re: I could never date/sleep with someone who....

    How do you feel about Cats?

    That's were I see some of those with a long list of "Can't" going.

    Cat Hoarding. Oh and terry cloth track suits.

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    ^^ Cats give me hives, so ...

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    Default Re: I could never date/sleep with someone who....

    -smells bad, or bad breath
    -ugly face
    -was gonna say, fat, but I remember years ago in the middle of the night a fat friend hopped into my bed in the middle of night and we got it on. No one ever found out and we never even mentioned it to each other but I guess I can't say I won't fuck a fat girl.
    -listens to Nickelback. Seriously, wtf is wrong with some people?

    Well, I'm a guy, so my list is short.

    Edited to add:
    -is insane. A serious dealbreaker.
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