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    Mind Blowing "Is it real?"

    What body parts have you gotten asked are real besides boobs? I've gotten some bizarre ones. My hair (customers always think it's a wig) and my nose What does a fake nose even look like to constitute looking fake???? One friend I was chattering with says she gets asked if she has ass implants or if she bleached her skin.
    "Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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    My eyes (whether they are contacts)
    My hair-- but only when I have bangs.
    My tan... of course its not real, I live in Ohio.
    My teeth-- apparently having white teeth is somehow uncommon?

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    Same here with the hair. Had a guy ask me that the other night. He reached up and while pretending to caress my hair gave it a gentle tug like he just wanted to be sure. Numb nuts. He didn't know how close he was to my stiletto going through his eye-ball.

    Get the same comments about my eyes (they're periwinkle blue) but I get this outside the SC because of the lighting in the club, obviously.

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    My butt. Always. It's usually the girls who assume it's fake(which it's not). Then they get annoyed bc they think i'm lying. It gets really annoying. One of these days i'm bringing in an old picture when I was 5 years old. I had the back "S" shape since I was a kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arianna419 View Post
    My eyes (whether they are contacts)
    My hair-- but only when I have bangs.
    My tan... of course its not real, I live in Ohio.
    My teeth-- apparently having white teeth is somehow uncommon?
    Or try getting asked WHY you have all your teeth, period. (I've ranted about Missouri clubs on more than a few occasions)
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    If you are getting asked about your teeth that must be a dive. Oddly, I once worked in one of those and did get asked that.

    Besides the breast one which I got all the time (I have real breasts but were so firm they looked fake)I ALWAYS got asked about my lips. I have large lips and apparently some guys thought I had collagen. I had very long hair and asked about that one as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellydancer View Post
    If you are getting asked about your teeth that must be a dive. Oddly, I once worked in one of those and did get asked that.

    Besides the breast one which I got all the time (I have real breasts but were so firm they looked fake)I ALWAYS got asked about my lips. I have large lips and apparently some guys thought I had collagen. I had very long hair and asked about that one as well.

    Kelly are you referring to the color of one's teeth or the number?
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    Either one. I did work at a club with dancers with no teeth so obviously they weren't yellow or white.

    I once danced with a girl with braces and she could pull off the teen girl with the braces.

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    My nose - which I find odd cause I kinda have a long pointy nose with a deviated septum but I guess cause its abnormally skinny it throws some ppl off. It so narrow I can barely breath outta this thing! Probably will get a nose job one day but not for cosmetic reasons.

    My eye colour. - I don't really think it's that unique greeny grey blue.

    My accent- some dickheads don't believe im Canadian cause my accent is much more soft .. They think I'm putting it on. Ummm if I was gonna fake a nationality for sex appeal I don't think I'd choose Canadian lol.

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    Eyes, teeth & boobs
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    Hair, lips, boobs, and nails when I let them grow out.

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    My nose.. its straight so a few people have asked whether it was my real nose
    My eye color (it goes from light blue to green/blue depending on the light)

    hair and straight teeth... no braces, just lucky, and hair b/s it was "too blonde"

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    Not a body part but many customers think my tattoos are fake because they are brightly colored.

    And yes boobs and teeth too.
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    i work in a very upscale club and i get teeth almost nightly and hair all the time, sometimes other dancers will pull on my hair to see if i notice(they creep up and get a strand and pull, we do joke around alot so its not too bad, i usually turn around slap their arses quite hard) or they feel my head to see if its real!

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    Breasts - used to get asked that alot when I used to have implants, now that I am all natural again I have only gotten asked that twice or 3x's in 4 months.

    Eyes - are they contacts - yes I wear contacts

    Eye lashes - are they real - no, real lashes are not purple and one inch long, morons

    Teeth - are they veneers - no they are my real teeth, I use crest white strips

    Lips - did you get "juvderm injected into your lips" - no my lips are all natural

    Hair - are you wearing hair extensions - no I tease and blow it out to make it look big.

    Oh ya one really weird one was someone asked me once if I bleached my anus. Apparently that is a new trend nowadays, and I don't. I am just errr....clean?

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    Tattoos: Has anyone heard of a stripper pretending to be MORE tattooed than she actually is for work? Men seem to think that's a thing.

    Bangs: I'll be wearing a clip-on ponytail and customers will ask if my bangs are real. I like to curl them under and spray them into a downward V-shape, so I guess styled=fake for some guys.

    Voice: Mine's fairly high-pitched and gets a little higher when I'm nervous. Some men assume it's part of a sex-kitten fake persona. Which it is, just not on purpose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie_tinydancer View Post
    Ummm if I was gonna fake a nationality for sex appeal I don't think I'd choose Canadian lol.
    Faking Canadian would only work on me.


    Uhh. I get asked after natural hair color, but that's it.
    Once I got asked if my boobs were real and I just had to stare at the guy like he was a moron.
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    Other than boobs:
    -my nails- I let them grow out long.
    -teeth
    -hair, when it was long. Girls assumed I wore extensions because I didn't work for four months and it had grown out really fast.
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    Nails - even though I usually don't wear polish
    Teeth - I thought it was hilarious so ran with it and said I wore dentures, took him a little while to realize I was joking
    Eyes - if I wore colored contacts they'd be crazy fluro and patterned ones
    Glasses - don't min this because it's easy to prove they're not fake
    Boobs - they're real so I love getting asked this

    Nose is about the only thing I haven't been asked about which is pretty funny because it's the only thing I have had done.

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    Here's an interesting one.....LEGS



    Only thing I can think of is that they would think they were surgically elongated,yes,there is such a surgery.

    But besides all that,a lot of people just can't explain certain things that seem different to them,so they allow their fantasy to take over!

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    I get asked if I'm wearing a wig every night I wear my real hair (I think I have the same hair as you, Tempest) which I find hilarious because no one ever asks me if I'm wearing a wig when I actually am wearing one. I also get asked constantly if I'm wearing colored contacts because I have blue/grey/green eyes that kind of glow in our blacklight and look way greener and bluer than they are in regular light. I have really nice natural nails and no one ever asks me if they're fake, but I found out recently that most of the girls I work with assumed that they were.

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    I hear, "Wow! Those are real!" about my boobs three times a night. I'm in indiana and being thin and having real boobs is uncommon.

    I tell customers I grew them all by myself and used the money I saved on a boob job to get butt implants. My butt is real as well so this makes most guys laugh.

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    I am 110 lbs on my heaviest day and 5 7' , 34D . One guy at the least a night asks me if my boobs are real..i feel like they already know and just want to touch them or something lol.....also my tan....im from jersey so if its snowing then its prob not real lol.....and the color of my hair...n yes thats real too..in fact there arent too many all natural girls at any of the clubs i work.....even my nails are real ! lol at home french so cheap n easy

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    this guy asked if i had vag-plasty

    eye color
    boobs- when real

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    My ass!!!

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