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    Default Re: "Real life" Guys Can Be Just as Dumb

    Quote Originally Posted by CinnimonKiss View Post
    lol please going down on a kitty is a lot easier then sucking a cock...haha i wouldnt know for real but cmon, it just seems like a breeze?! right?
    I can speak from experience: It is! So much easier. I can only suck a dick for a couple mins at a time--I need to take a lot of quick breaks and my jaw starts to give out.

    But when I dated girls, I could eat pussy all night! Only thing that sucked about that was stubble giving me razor burn on my face. TMI?

    I had a guy on cam the other day, I was doing a 7 min cum show. I can cum in 7 mins, easy peasy. Half way through, he said, "I would've made you cum by now." I stopped what I was doing and said, "Really? You think you know more than I do about pleasing my body? I've been giving myself orgasms for over 15 years!"

    Bitches can be crazy but some of these men just make me think the human race is doomed.
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    Default Re: "Real life" Guys Can Be Just as Dumb

    LOL You ALL know OP's "I hate licking pussy" guy is the SAME guy who comes into our chatrooms and says, "bb I want to suck cock, u teach me? mm bb, whore me out to big black cock...im a little slut. fuck me with a strap-on. what? no. my girlfriend has no idea"

    This logic of "I like fucking it but not licking it" is the same as, 'Oh I loooove oranges, I like the shape and the color of it but I don't want to eat it.' Dude, you love the IDEA of an orange but you really need to stop kidding yourself and go back and eat that banana you've been denying yourself all this time.







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