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    Mind Blowing Weirdest Clashing of OTC/ITC

    I feel like I've gotta share this here because it made me laugh non-stop for an hour and I figure y'all will be amused as well (my friend was not amused; I woke him up at 2:30am to share the laughter and he was panicked and sure I was having an emergency). I have officially run into the strangest person from my real life in the club last night: my psychiatrist. Granted, I haven't been seeing him for about a year, but nonetheless. The man who tried to diagnose me as bipolar, the man who put me on a terrible drug that I lost a lot of weight on and had terrifying mood swings, the man that I screamed at for not being supportive of my decision to go off the drug, the first doctor I've fired. And he gave me money in my g-string last night. Of course I'm too blunt to not say anything and not at all ashamed of what I do, so once he figured it out (I've dyed and cut my hair since we saw each other), we laughed together. He bought me a drink at his table with his buddies after I got off stage, and we kind of settled up our loose ends. It's like he gave me our final session for free, while I was working in a strip club. Clarified a lot of stuff for me.

    I literally cannot imagine a more odd person to run into at work. Anyone have a stranger encounter?

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    hahaha! so funny!
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    whoa, that would be very intimidating for me.
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    My bank manager started coming in. She was a girl in her late 20s, and would come in, get roaring drunk and spend a fortune. I danced for her once and I was sooooo uncomfortable doing it :s

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    Quote Originally Posted by UwishUknewhy View Post
    whoa, that would be very intimidating for me.
    Right? I wouldn't have handled that as well as the OP!

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    My dad's business partner. He came around our house all the time from when I was like, 9 to maybe 15 or 16. Then he sold his share in the business and started working the tug boats.

    He'd gained about 60-70 lbs, had lost a lot of hair and grew a truly impressive beard (in the 15 years since I'd seen him) so I didn't recognize him. He tipped at the stage and then halfway through the second dance he said something that he's always said. I laughed and said, "My dad's business partner used to say the same thing."

    He pushed me off his lap and said, "Little [my real name]?!"

    I just about had a heart attack.

    I sat with him tho, and we chatted for a few drinks, catching up on how things have been. I had to remind him a few times not to use my real name. I realized I was spending too much time with him and the club was starting to fill up so I started making my, "well I've got to get back to work" exit. He took my wrist and pulled me up against him (he was well on his way to being drunk by then) and sort of gruffly whispered against my neck,

    "I've wanted this ever since you was a little girl. No offense, okay sweetie? I won't tell your daddy if you won't."

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    I was so shocked I grinned like I'd just gotten lock jaw, nodded mutely and left. I made sure I didn't see him the rest of the night. It was one of my last nights dancing and I was like, "Okay, well one of the perks of quitting is that I definitely won't have to deal with that awkward situation again."

    *edited to add that it wasn't a child molesty thing that he'd said, but more like a, "I won't tell your dad you're stripping if you won't tell your dad I thought you were hot even when you were a teenager"


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    I guess my encounter had a lasting impression on me, because this morning, I dreamt about running into more familiar people at work. This time (in my dream) I ran into all the popular kids from high school that died of drug overdoses or alcohol poisoning. I'm not sure what that dream means, maybe I should ask my psychiatrist??? :-p

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    I ran into one of my professors while I was dancing and in college. I think he felt like he was obligated to buy a dance or something, because he got one even though it was mutually awkward for both of us. And at the end he paid me and I was like 'well.... you have a great night... uhh... Sir?" and I left as quickly as I could haha


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    An ex of mine came in and was waaaaay into the whole stripping thing. Bought tons of dances and the whole time he was either making "sexy" noises, or saying, "I can't believe I ever broke up with you, what was I thinking." We didn't date that long, like a couple of months, so it wasn't anywhere near as weird as if it had been one of my major long-term exes. But still, I started getting real creeped out by the appreciative noises he would make during the dances. And consequently, I gave him some of the shittiest dances of my career.

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    lots of exes and people that I had classes with in college.. But friends of mine had their dads, step dads etc. come.. awkward!

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    The chef from a restaurant I used to work in. He proceeded to offer me $500 to make a masturbation video for him. I told him to go fuck himself.

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    There was this kid from my Neuropsych class that really liked me a year or so ago, but I always tried to keep my distance. Well, one day for some weird reason I decided to work night shift (I normally get really stressed out on nights because their so chaotic) and right as I'm being called up to the main stage who do I see sitting at the tip rail but him and his buddy from school! Thank god I had a few drinks in me or I think I would have completely flipped. I had to get naked with him and his friend just staring at me in disbelief. He was really nice/respectful about it afterwards, but since I've avoided him like the plague. Fortunately, that class was already over and done with so avoiding him wasn't too hard.

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    I don't have one, but these stories really are shit that I'd jerk off too. Ok, not yours, but a few hardcore versions. I want one!

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    ^ Fuck. I LOVE it when women refer to getting themselves off as jerking off. So hot.

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    Dancing for a city councilman who had recently missed voting on an ordinance placing unreasonable restrictions on strip clubs within the city limits - no direct tipping, three-foot rule (to stop the spread of AIDS, no less!), etc. In the middle of the dance I asked him why he hadn't been there to vote against that nonsense. He was gobsmacked. We've been good friends ever since. I see now why he didn't vote: he felt that voting against it would damage his political career, but he couldn't very well vote for it when he patronized the very clubs it would affect.
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    OMG @ the psychiatrist AND the dad's business partner! you all handled it so well!

    My weirdest one was recent... I am a musician and live in a small city where there are a lot of bands playing a lot of shows all the time, like EVERYONE is in a band. My last project got a little bit of notice in the townie weekly and had decent crowds at our shows, but fizzled out after a while.

    A year later I am stripping at a lap dance oriented club, and this young guy sits at my rack looking kinda familiar... he tips the hell out of me then asks if he can have a dance. This particular club is one way contact so I give him a grindy dance...then 4 more. At the end of all of it he hands me $ and says, "you look SO MUCH like this friend of mine, she used to play in this really cool band"
    "what were they called?" I asked
    " XXMY BAND NAME HEREXX"
    "oh, UH I never heard of them, weird that I look like your friend!" and BOOKED IT to the dressing room SUPER freaked out. I remembered him as a kinda weird lurker friend of a friend who would come to lots of our shows....

    Later I told the bouncer what happened and he was like "Whatever if you have groupies and they all wanna spend $150 on you then fuck it!" LOL
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    While reading these, I'm seriously laughing and cringing at the same time. lol

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