I know that has to get ultra annoying!
But you were wise to choose a pinup persona since they're expected to have tattoos..
I, on the other hand, have a supermodel stripper persona, so tattoos don't really go with my 'look'. I only have one; it's very small and in an inconspicuous area so guys rarely notice/comment on it. A few times I've even had comments like, "Wow, you don't have ANY tattoos!"

Although it's rarely seen, the fact is, like yours, it has little to no meaning to me and, therefore, I hate it!
Since I only have one and it's small, stupid, and totally out-of-character for me, I usually just make a joke about it ... Usually I get, "Hey, I didn't know you had a tattoo!" and I'll go, "Nooo.. that's not a tattoo, it's a bruise/birthmark!" and hurry to cover it up. They'll try to move my hand to see what it is, I'll tell them the story of how I drew it out, got it done, thought it was
SO COOL and it ended up being
SO LAME.. we both laugh at my stupidity and this uses up a couple of minutes of that terrible small talk we have to make before starting the lapdances..
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