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    Quote Originally Posted by roast View Post

    So you must:
    -wear glasses
    -have a nondescript face
    -be softspoken
    -easily super-excitable about certain topics related to IT
    -are the go-to to fix computers for most of your female friends
    -own 10 versions of the same outfit
    -wear comfortable footwear
    -hate fragrances
    -live off of soda (why do so many software design offices have free soda machines or soda for their employees? Ive run into this like 5 times so far)
    -have an account on reddit
    -pale or ashen, possible Vitamin D deficiency
    Oh good I only answered yes to six of these, that sure takes a load off!

    I sympathize with you lestat, and during the usual hustling / LD "so what do you do?" banter, I usually lie. First rule of IT is you don't work in IT! System administrator, photographer, top fuel mechanic, test pilot...what's the diff right?

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    Default Re: "Yeah, you look like a computer guy."

    The IT guy at my job is so good looking it freaks me out. He could have been a model.

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    Default Re: "Yeah, you look like a computer guy."

    Well, it kind of depends what computer guy. If it's Dilbert, that's not good. If it's some guy who patented the backslash and is now worth umphteen billion and owns a yatch the size of an Aegis cruiser, well...

    But I myself got the "I knew you must be a computer guy" thing not long ago, yet that was probably aided by being in a location with a lot of IT industry and saying I was in town for business meetings. A simple reasonable assumption on her part.

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    Default Re: "Yeah, you look like a computer guy."

    I ALWAYS get told I look like a teacher/secretary/librarian. I just go with it.

    And I love computer guys so much I've been married to one almost 7 years.
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    Computer geeks and nerds are the cutest guys out there <3 I want to cuddle every single one!

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    Default Re: "Yeah, you look like a computer guy."

    Quote Originally Posted by shy1 View Post
    The IT guy at my job is so good looking it freaks me out. He could have been a model.
    Idk how i'd be able to keep it professional. Oh man.

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    Default Re: "Yeah, you look like a computer guy."

    I don't think being called a "computer guy" is all that bad. She probably means you look a little nerdy/geeky and nerds are cool Lots of girls love nerds...

    There are a lot worse things to be called.

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    Default Re: "Yeah, you look like a computer guy."

    There was this girl I worked with who was into computers, and she always liked to point around the club the "computer guys". I though she was just being funny, but she was right with the whole "computer guys" thing.

    They are cheap, though.

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    Default Re: "Yeah, you look like a computer guy."

    OP, I totally feel you. That kind of stuff is super annoying and tends to make me self-conscious. Like, IRL I'm pale with natural boobs and glasses, and get "You look smart!" or "You look like you're quiet and innocent!" For no reason other than the piece of plastic on the bridge of my nose or the lack of fake tan on my skin. AAAARG I want you to think I'm a sexy beastly badass because I AM!

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    Default Re: "Yeah, you look like a computer guy."

    Quote Originally Posted by BringOnTheMen View Post
    About 85% of the customers I talk to work with computers. So a lot of times I'll "guess" someone's profession and explain how I "knew" by saying something along the lines of "you look like it" or "there's just something about you" or "I got a really strong vibe" or something equally as silly. I know my city isn't the only one with booming IT jobs...btw, most IT guys I meet are sharply dressed and confident but not obnoxious (like finance guys are) so from this perspective, you just got a compliment.
    hah same here! Most of the guys who come into my club are either IT guys, work in the pharmaceutical industry, or are traveling businessmen. I can often guess the correct profession which leaves the guy pretty shocked. haha

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