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    I just promised someone a "skype lice show" hope the guy's not thinking its some sort of e-virus I have O.o

    Oh and "maybe its a problem with your hard dick" disk...disk... cannot live that down!

    I so want to hear everyone's worse typos...

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    Haha I always type instead of , Even on my facebook in everyday life,

    Like: John, You coming over today.
    Shit just got awkward.
    Even worse when they reply "Hell yea "
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    I keep flubbing up "Are you ready to play?" and it becomes "Are you ready to pay?"

    heh heh.


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    An old friend of mine had a funny typo once...

    I asked what she was eating, and she said "I'm eating dognuts,"
    instead of doughnuts.

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    Waaay back when Dubya was up for re-election, I told someone I was watching the "erection coverage". Said it out loud. Whole room got quiet. Will never live it down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SybilVain View Post
    I just promised someone a "skype lice show" hope the guy's not thinking its some sort of e-virus I have O.o

    Oh and "maybe its a problem with your hard dick" disk...disk... cannot live that down!

    I so want to hear everyone's worse typos...
    I can't think of any right now but your comment made me LOL so hard!! bless you. Hope he got the show he wanted in the end I don't tend to make mistakes when i type, i always end up saying mm baby fuck me, fuck my dick or some stupid slip of the tongue rofl

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    "Mmmmm fuck me with that small dick - er huge dick, mmmm, huge cock baby, love your small baby balls - Big MONSTER balls"

    "Fuck my wet dick-pussy-ass, mmm I mean my pussy baby, yes...."

    "Look at that sad big dick, I mean sad TEENY noodlecock-"

    :eyes lingering on guy who is about to get kicked while answering someone else: "Want me to moan your name? Well kick me baby - I mean, tip me baby"

    "Oh you want to lick my clit, mmm you better do it fast and hard so I piss on your face - I mean CREAM on your face, mmmm"

    I should just disable my audio some days





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    LMAO!!!! There should be a camming oscars. I think we do damn well keeping up with all that shit, no wonder we make the occasional mistake

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    hehe I am famous for saying stupid shit like "mmmm you like my juicy wet cock huh?" Talk about an instant private ender.

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    Thanks for all the fun replies, but sadly I lost the show, lmao - can't REALLY blame the guy though.

    Oh and the classic "Oh, getting so turned on by the big tip... um, dick, big dick!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by laurielegs View Post
    I keep flubbing up "Are you ready to play?" and it becomes "Are you ready to pay?"

    heh heh.
    i do this one all the time!!

    another one i always do is when they ask how old are u i always end up typing 9 instead of 19 cuz my 1 key doesn't work so good lol...i have to press it extra hard for it to register...
    "i'm 9 and u baby?" lol
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    LMAO just read this thread again and had to giggle. Oh the life of a camgirl

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    For some reason the 'o' on my laptop keyboard has been really sticky lately, so if I'm not being careful I end up typing, 'Hell everyne!' Thankfully I'm switching to my new wireless keyboard.

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    I was in a private with a guy, on my back didling myself, he types, "mmm...bb...yuk." I kinda paused for a second but tried to act nonchalant. Then he types, "sorry...'yum'...I meant to say 'yum.'" He seemed pretty embarrassed for it
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    hahahahahahhaha lmfao omggggggggggggg

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