I just promised someone a "skype lice show" hope the guy's not thinking its some sort of e-virus I have O.o
Oh and "maybe its a problem with your hard dick" disk...disk... cannot live that down!
I so want to hear everyone's worse typos...


I just promised someone a "skype lice show" hope the guy's not thinking its some sort of e-virus I have O.o
Oh and "maybe its a problem with your hard dick" disk...disk... cannot live that down!
I so want to hear everyone's worse typos...




Haha I always typeinstead of
, Even on my facebook in everyday life,
Like: John, You coming over today.
Shit just got awkward.
Even worse when they reply "Hell yea![]()
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Americanmade18 on most sites.





I keep flubbing up "Are you ready to play?" and it becomes "Are you ready to pay?"
heh heh.
An old friend of mine had a funny typo once...
I asked what she was eating, and she said "I'm eating dognuts,"
instead of doughnuts.
Waaay back when Dubya was up for re-election, I told someone I was watching the "erection coverage". Said it out loud. Whole room got quiet. Will never live it down.




"Mmmmm fuck me with that small dick - er huge dick, mmmm, huge cock baby, love your small baby balls - Big MONSTER balls"
"Fuck my wet dick-pussy-ass, mmm I mean my pussy baby, yes...."
"Look at that sad big dick, I mean sad TEENY noodlecock-"
:eyes lingering on guy who is about to get kicked while answering someone else: "Want me to moan your name? Well kick me baby - I mean, tip me baby"
"Oh you want to lick my clit, mmm you better do it fast and hard so I piss on your face - I mean CREAM on your face, mmmm"
I should just disable my audio some days




LMAO!!!! There should be a camming oscars. I think we do damn well keeping up with all that shit, no wonder we make the occasional mistake![]()
hehe I am famous for saying stupid shit like "mmmm you like my juicy wet cock huh?" Talk about an instant private ender.


Thanks for all the fun replies, but sadly I lost the show, lmao - can't REALLY blame the guy though.
Oh and the classic "Oh, getting so turned on by the big tip... um, dick, big dick!"
"Achieving success is a challenge but so is struggling so you may as well choose success."




LMAO just read this thread again and had to giggle. Oh the life of a camgirl
For some reason the 'o' on my laptop keyboard has been really sticky lately, so if I'm not being careful I end up typing, 'Hell everyne!' Thankfully I'm switching to my new wireless keyboard.



I was in a private with a guy, on my back didling myself, he types, "mmm...bb...yuk." I kinda paused for a second but tried to act nonchalant. Then he types, "sorry...'yum'...I meant to say 'yum.'" He seemed pretty embarrassed for it
"If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution." ~ Emma Goldman
hahahahahahhaha lmfao omggggggggggggg
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