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    Default what type of bootay are you? lol

    so i love going through the net and finding random shit. i feel that most of you may have a similar since of humor as me and would get a kick out of this.... http://www.assmatrix.com/types.htm

    i think im a tear shape but working towards an apple bottom

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    large teardrop
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    I can't see...gonna have to ask someone to tell me

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    Default Re: what type of bootay are you? lol

    I dont have an ass. I'm working on that.

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    I have like, a reverse teardrop o.o I have a bump toward the drop and then a downward slope, where it gets flatter toward the bottom
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    I think I'm a teardrop. I actually ran to the mirror to check out my own ass and nearly sent the link to a FWB to tell me, I need to get out of the house more.

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    Teardrop- my ass is my best bodyl featue
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    I used to have a small apple bottom (guys always said I had a great ass and it was the body part that got me most compliments) but since I lost weight and strength it's more like a teardrop. Working on it....

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    tear drop here Bootay woohoo
    Im such an ass man!

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    I don't really fit any..I'm just a tiny girl with a bubble butt lol When I was toned and fit I guess it would've qualified as a small apple bottom..I miss being able to pass the pencil test!
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    A lot of the apple bottoms and tear drops look the same to me. Maybe I just don't care enough.


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    My weight always go up and down. So, I can go from applebottom to ghetto booty in no time. Which is cool with me.

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