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    Search Real date? Pipe Dream?

    LlFirst, I ama 35 y/o guy. Set up my acct online so somehow I turned
    out w be a 22 y/o chick..wonder if I'd be hot...oh, anyway:

    I'm recovering from a pretty serious illness and surgery. Almost there! Back
    to work-I do quite well. Working on getting my mojo back. Have dated many
    both beautiful and intelligent women in the past (seriously). But I am really out of the game now
    and don't yet have the extra energy to go out and meet girls the way I used to.

    Wondering if any dancers migh be cool with a bit of casual dating - starting w/ cappucino
    at a nice cafe or a drink at a chill wine bar.
    I know I've still got my charm, good looks and sense of humor.

    I know safety is a huge issue. If u msg me I send u my real name and u can
    google me 4 ur security.

    Talk soon

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    Nice tags. Looks like you're a great guy!!




    Not.

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    Haha this makes me both stunned and making me laugh. Yeah a guy in his first post asks if anyone wants to go out with him. Translation: he thinks strippers are whores and/or sluts and thinks if he meets them at a bar they'll go home with him because you know strippers go home with men all the time. Then he mentions his age 35 and mentions a 22 year old which tells me he's also one of those jerks who thinks he's entitled to date much younger because (in his words)he's hot. I've met a few of these guys and so many are not hot, there's nothing hot about them at all.

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    Dude, this is not a dating site. You made a wrong turn somewhere.
    Let me help you:
    http://adultfriendfinder.com/
    "I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them"
    - Mae West

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    Quote Originally Posted by RenegadePeace View Post
    Wondering if any dancers migh be cool with a bit of casual dating - starting w/ cappucino
    at a nice cafe or a drink at a chill wine bar.
    Um...Really? OK, if you seriously want to try and date dancers doing it online isn't going to work. These girls get hit on day and night by guys who actually have game(OK, admittedly, most have no game). What chance do you think you have trying to pick up dancers on-line?

    You wanna take a shot? Go to the bank, take out a LOT of money, go to your local clubs, spread the money around and see if any girls are interested.

    Or you could log-on to a webcam site and hit the girls up on webcam...

    Quote Originally Posted by RenegadePeace View Post
    I know I've still got my charm, good looks and sense of humor.
    And your humility of course...
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    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
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    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
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    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    Congratulations on your recovery. Hope your health continues to improve. You seem, however, to be suffering from terminal cluelessness in many other areas. What you're doing here is weird, awkward and futile. There are plenty of online dating sites, whether you're looking for marriage or just a hookup. If you want to meet strippers you've got a better chance of doing that in person. Specifically seeking strippers online for the purpose of dating is just creepy and kind of sad. Here's a hint: trying to find a way to get a stripper's time without spending money is a little like hanging out at bars near hospitals in hopes of getting free medical advice over drinks; it's insulting and strange and won't win you many friends.
    Left the biz after more than 15 years; still miss it today. Deeply passionate about the rights of the women in it and the way it acts as a barometer of sexual health and gender-relations in our society. Committed to helping women in the industry find a sense of cultural context and feminist relevance; your health and happiness help the business - and the culture around it - evolve.


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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    Or you could log-on to a webcam site and hit the girls up on webcam
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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    I'm in, let's do it, sounds like a plan!Dating a disabled guy who can't get it up, every girls dream, especially strippers!!

    Why the fuck would you even think of posting a thread like this? What were you thinking man? Do you go onto every web forum out there with this line of suck and fail?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Natalllia View Post
    Dude, this is not a dating site. You made a wrong turn somewhere.
    Let me help you:
    http://adultfriendfinder.com/
    ^This. And, a Strip Club IS NOT a speed dating venue (in case you were thinking it ). If you are genuinely looking for a relationship then try a website designed for dating & you will have a lot more luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OliveJardin View Post
    ^This. And, a Strip Club IS NOT a speed dating venue (in case you were thinking it ). If you are genuinely looking for a relationship then try a website designed for dating & you will have a lot more luck.


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    I see this guys left already. That was fast.

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    He must have found his mojo...
    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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