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    Smiley Let's open a new strip club in NorCal!

    In Redding, CA. Thats is where we are going to do it. I need everyone's help. I need investors. I need anywhere from 2-10 people who want to get in on the ground floor and make this an awesome rip roaring club. Then we fill it with dancers

    This town might have some christians in it, so blah blah blah they might make a stink, and I'm looking at the outerlying cities too for that reason, (Shasta lake city, palo cedro, french gulch) but for the most part I think people here are DYING for one. There is a void of adult entertainment in this community, if this doesn't work I will open a Hooters!

    So yeah, there's literally a billion dollar plus medical marijuana industry right under their noses and we are forcing these guys to hold onto their cash till they can get to somewhere else and spend it. I think the horny cowboys and pot growers will be a louder voice than whatever upset housewives organization is going to protest (Don't worry I WILL be calling the news when this happens, PUBLICITY!)


    The closest clubs are Chico (1 and 1/2 hrs East on state highway) which is a college town I'm sure that club is lame it looks terrible from the outside, Sacramento (2 1/2 hrs away south on 1-5) a handful of decent clubs but some are ghetto......and Eureka (3 hrs west through the mtns) this is the epicenter of the flagrant hippie-money, but people grow all over, not just on the coast.

    Anyway I'm really excited and I just need some direction and input from any interested parties. You can feed me your knowledge on opening and running a club, or join my bandwagon and help do it yourself!

    Another thought I had would be to do a private club completely, no signage, no doorman or communication with the public directly (everyone gets a swipe card?) and somehow get it promoted completely online. But "private club" to me just sounds like very dirty and shady. I want to run a real wholesome boobie show ya know? Train the staff very well and quality control everything. No funny business.

    Just good clean hot nasty nakedness for all.

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    Default Re: Let's open a new strip club in NorCal!

    OMG I need a one armed stripper actually, that will really complete my sort of mountain-y hillbilly-y theme! People will come down from trailer parks across the central valley to see you! It will be better than any old indian casino ever was

    You are gonna give up that arm, then come here and strip till you die.
    Good plan. ready set go.
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    Default Re: Let's open a new strip club in NorCal!

    I guess the shopping isn't fantastic here but you can't beat the recreational opportunities and friendly people. There's still lots of entertainment and places to eat, fun activities....(DO NOT BRING UP THE METH PROBLEM WE ARE COLLECIVELY IGNORING IT) I think it's going to continue to be a draw for folks getting out of urban areas and looking for a better quality of life, cheaper living expenses....

    I spent enough time in SF and LA having to deal with traffic congestion, bad air quality and weirdo aggressive extroverts on the street that in hindsight I see I have truly never been happier than here. Any social anxiety I thought I had is almost nonexistent now It's like pleasantville or whatever from that movie where everything is perfect and all the people are unnaturally happy....only I think they would be happier with a titty bar located less than 20 minutes from the center of town.

    I feel like the only person who can do this is a woman anyway. Someone who won't let it turn into a hotbed of illegal activity. Someone like me with a true love for the art of strip tease and the women who do it. Someone who really has a soft spot for the lonely fellas that go to see dancers....just sayin...
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    Default Re: Let's open a new strip club in NorCal!

    not saying they are all lonely but you know what I mean... Like a restauranteur doesn't blink twice at serving a fat cat who pulled right up to valet his 5th meal of the day, right? But it touches a special spot in his or her heart to know that a certain group of patrons walked in the rain to get there and saved all month to have that steak dinner... Thats what I'm getting at. Not wanting to run yet another deja vu lap factory in an urban area where I know there will be enough runoff and "persons of wealth" to justify a business...but building a very special place from the ground up in an area that is hostile, thus it becomes even more loved and justified by the patrons.
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    Default Re: Let's open a new strip club in NorCal!

    it's extremely hard to open a club. Not only do they have to be in zoned areas but try aquiring an adult use license and a liquor license......almost impossible. That's why most clubs bought are existing clubs up for sale that already have a liquor license and are already in zoned areas. If it were that easy I'd of opened one years ago with my experience!

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    Default Re: Let's open a new strip club in NorCal!

    Yay! Somewhere to work that isn't the Tip-Top!

    I wish you luck. I would totally wander your way to dance. (As long as it's not a juice bar.)

    Those hippy boys don't really spend as much as you would think. And cowboys... don't get me started.

    But Redding is a good sized city. Used to get quite a few Redding customers in Eureka.

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