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    Exclamation TLC hustle, please help

    So, I've been dancing for over 3 years and consider myself a decent hustler, but due to going through IVF right now I am unable to dance. My club gave me a job as the door girl and said I can also do TLC or rub girl. Basically you give neck rubs for $10/song, toppless rubs in the dance area for whatever price I can get away with, and believe they can do CR with clothes on for $300/hr.

    Now my problem is I can sell dances with the best of em, but I can't think of how the hell id hustle neck rubs. If anyone has any clever ideas id really appreciate it b/c id really like to supplement my lacking income with this. TIA
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    Default Re: TLC hustle, please help

    Ha thats funny a stripper TRYING to have a baby! Never heard of that one lol.
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    Glad I could make you laugh.
    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    what's the difference between aspirin and a stripper's boyfriend?
    Aspirin works.
    Quote Originally Posted by anomar View Post
    Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.
    A text I got:
    When a guy talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment, when a woman talks dirty to a man it's $3.95 a minute!


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    Default Re: TLC hustle, please help

    Quote Originally Posted by kikidejavu View Post
    Ha thats funny a stripper TRYING to have a baby! Never heard of that one lol.
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    Wow..way to kick someone when they are down
    Hope everything is working out Ultra_manic...I know that IVF can be an emotional roller coaster. I know the club i work used to have a girl that came and only did massages. From what i hear she does well with it

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    Default Re: TLC hustle, please help

    Hmm, maybe something like " you know what you deserve? a nice neck rub to get you in the mood, just sit back and relax i'm great with my hands" I think anything saying, "i'm great with my hands" will most likely work.
    Hope that helps a bit.
    Good luck with everything and stay strong x
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siren1130 View Post
    Wow..way to kick someone when they are down
    Hope everything is working out Ultra_manic...I know that IVF can be an emotional roller coaster. I know the club i work used to have a girl that came and only did massages. From what i hear she does well with it
    Oh i wasnt trying to be mean! Sorry if it came off that way op
    Its just in the dressing room girls are always freaking out if their period is late or talking about saving up money to rid themselves of a "situation".
    Its very strange to hear the opposite!
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    Hmm, my club has a neck rub girl. She is a TOTAL sweetheart and had a lot of regulars, i think they think they have more of a chance with her since she doesn't dance and spends more quality/conversation time with them.

    if i were you i would target more of the PL types rather than the big party groups. you can just use the sweet/girl next door hustle and win them over so they think that you're interested in them as a person rather than just a hustler.

    this way, you can hopefully find a big spender that thinks you're interested in him and 'different from all the other dancers' and say something like "I'm so interested in you, I wish we could talk more and relax but I have to make some money tonight " and then lure him into buying a champ room!

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    Guys always have an interest in girls who aren't willing to take their clothes off. IDK, maybe it's just the challenge, but they always seem fascinated with the waitresses and shooter girls who are scantily clad, but not dancing/stripping. So, know that men DO still want to spend time/money on you.

    I have a kind of comical situation in mind. I'm picturing myself saying something like, "yeah, baby, I just want to rub you up and down and listen to you moan, etc, etc".....literally. XD I would love to see the look on their face when they realize it's just a neck rub!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Farrah_Golden View Post
    Guys always have an interest in girls who aren't willing to take their clothes off. IDK, maybe it's just the challenge, but they always seem fascinated with the waitresses and shooter girls who are scantily clad, but not dancing/stripping.
    It IS the challenge!! That's why so many men want to date & marry us. They just want what they can't have, and the fact that we are stripperfied signals in their mind that we are unattainable... So they want to do everything in their power to make us give in to them.

    So I think you should only show off your best asset, and then cover up the rest. More to take off during a song. And you'll be able to upsell - "oh the corset?? I ONLY take it off in the VIP room, so instead of doing more dances out here, lets go back there!" or "Well if you want the corset to come off baby, its an extra $20 out here or free in the VIP ". Stuff like that. Upsell.


    FOR THE OP:
    Can you get a cutoff shirt made that says "MASSAGE GIRL" or something like that on it? Guys will be intrigued from across the room... they may think you'll do handjobs (which you won't obviously), so you can approach guys during busy times by saying things like "Hi baby I'm the *massage* girl... Read for your nice, relaxing rub?" or something? Make the massage girl shirt show like the last quarter inch of your boobies if you have big ones, or if they're smaller than maybe wear a padded pushup bra with them popping out the top? You can also have the DJ announce massages when he announces the champagne rooms & drink specials (if your club does that)... and the customers could easily grab you if you had your "massage girl" shirt on. Depending on if your club does topless dances or not (in California they don't in topless clubs lol), you could also charge *extra* for a topless massage? Just some ideas.

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    ^^^I do that ALL the time. I love wearing corsets anyway, or even if I'm just wearing a bra, I'll use it to upsell....I've done it during dances. "Oh, this? Well, next I'm going to give you an EXTRA SEXY dance..and I'll take this off." *wink*

    Mental note to use it for VIP
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    Oh, and whenever custies are wanting to get me drunk, I tell them I always get waaay to drunk in the VIP.
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    Default Re: TLC hustle, please help

    Seems like an easy sell to touch a guy intimately and help him relax at only $10 a song!

    Be cute about it (as mentioned above). "I'm reallllly good with my hands." ::wink:: "You look exhausted...want me to help relieve some of your tension?" ::wink:: "I can help you relax..." "Let me warm you up before your evening really gets going!" "Can't get a lapdance without a warmup...you might pull something!" ::wink::

    Basically a lot of winking and / or giggling should do the trick. And touch their shoulders / get close to them during your sales pitch.

    Are you allowed to do hand massages too? Hand massages are the best!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Farrah_Golden View Post
    Oh, and whenever custies are wanting to get me drunk, I tell them I always get waaay to drunk in the VIP.
    Right?? "Well, unless I know I have an hour to really have fun / let loose, I can't get drunk...wouldn't want people to take advantage of me! "

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