What do you think would be the best thing about having a bunch of greatly admired strippers wash your dirty (as in it'd genuinely have grime and dirt on it) car, if that was possible.
What do you think would be the best thing about having a bunch of greatly admired strippers wash your dirty (as in it'd genuinely have grime and dirt on it) car, if that was possible.





I would wash the car with champange.![]()




car washes seem kind of sexy but theyre not.. they suck! and trust me I couldnt get your car clean if life depended on it.. thats why I take it to a professional carwash where they do the work for you for like 25 dollars...
Not a big fan of soapy boobs, they taste horrid.
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They'd have plenty of singles to make change
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.
I am with other exotic dancers on this issue.
I believe in compartmentalized craftmanship which means if you are good at cleaning cars then you should stick with cleaning cars; if you are good at stripping then you should stick with stripping; so on. If I need my car cleaned, I take it to car cleaners. If I need someone to clean my teeth, I go to the dentist. It is that simple.




The best thing about strippers washing my car would be that STRIPPERS ARE WASHING MY CAR!!!





they way theyd wink at me and tell me its sooo big and how they're so lucky because they never get to wash such a hot car like mine and getting my card so they can txt me and tell me to ome and get my car washed![]()
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One stripper would be telling me how my car would have her "all to itself" in the "intimate", "cozy" VIP carwash room.
Another would inevitably be sitting on the sidewalk with her fishnetted legs crossed, smoking a cigarette saying
"This is fucking bullshit, there are NO good cars here today".
"We are the coolest mothafuckas on the planet....The sky is fallin ain't no need to panic"... -Outkast



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"We are the coolest mothafuckas on the planet....The sky is fallin ain't no need to panic"... -Outkast




My boyfriend says the best thing would be "fucking them afterwards."
Men, hehe.





If I decided to let a gaggle of strippers wash my car I would understand going in that (a) my car will not actually be clean when they are done, and (b) I won't care!
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