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    Rules for dealing with Escorts:

    I randomly stumbled onto this escort board and this guy starts rambling calling escorts "bitches" and so on. Ugh. I don't even escort and I STILL feel disgusted reading this.

    http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/ar...hp/t-5912.html
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    That is how those male escort boards are. there is one in my city called myterb is pretty disgusting and horrible how they talk about us on there.
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    "We don't want you to know where we are, we don't want you to have an idea of where we are, Most importantly, we don't want you to know how to fucking find us."

    Really....? Escorts are concerned about their privacy cuz they don't want weirdos knowing where they are - I highly doubt any escort gives a fuck where you live or wants to find you.



    "We're allowed to be late, you're not!"

    Just... wtf? You're allowed to waste the escort's time?



    "Always ask:

    I) "In your ad it said (GFE? Greek? [insert ad refference here]) do you know what ([insert ad refference here]) means? To me it means ([insert graphic detail here]) do you do that?"

    Riiiight... and how many escorts are going to bluntly answer that question when discussing a "graphic detail"?

    This guy just sounds like a whiner who doesn't like the fact that escorts have to go to certain lengths to protect themselves - he apparently believes they should put their privacy/security/jobs/freedom on the line just to make him more comfortable in his delusional world where escorts just blurt out that they'll specifically do certain sexual favors and want to know where he lives so they can track him down....

    PS: I really like his "wtf, don't you think we have friends?" line and he goes on and on about how guys who go to escorts are just normal, well-adjusted guys, yada yada... Do normal, well-adjusted guys go on the internet to bitch about either a) things that any intelligent escort will do to protect themselves, or b) shit that shouldn't need to be said (like "I'll only use your services if you're hot" - well, duh... it's his own damn fault if he uses the services of someone he doesn't find hot. If you don't like a lady, click away from the page - no need to bitch like a little baby online about it....).
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    The thing that annoyed me as well was the fact that the guys on that board were actually agreeing with him -_-
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    Here it is in entirety...

    Greetings everyone,

    I am, by definition, not a newbie, technically, but from the pro's that post on here, I am not a pro either. I have been with a total of 10 ladies all from, yours truly, CL, backpage, ********. Etc etc. And I have become victim of a trend. Whenever I begin reading a report post and I see the terms T14TT (Took one for the team), I die a little inside!

    Please gentlemen, this industry was made for us, lets show these fuckin' bitches who pays their bills! I have read rules of engagement when interacting with our girls so let's give them our rules. More like, rules we'll follow, fuck them' if they don't. A couple of pre-requisites. These are rules we men will follow, they suit us, these are our rules.

    1. No outcalls!

    We don't want you to know where we are, we don't want you to have an idea of where we are, Most importantly, we don't want you to know how to fucking find us.

    What the fuck does anonimity mean to you, our names are Tom, Dick, and Harry. That's all you need to know! You can have an outcall if it's your last day at the hotel, but seeing as the girls won't show up at any hotel nowadays, well, too bad.

    2. We do not leave voicemails.

    You say not to unblock our numbers, fine, we won't block it, we won't leave a voicemail as well. You see, while the phone was in our pocket, we could have "accidentally" called you, "victimless mistake"! If you don't answer, we'll "accidentally" dial after 5 mins then after 30 and that's it without being too creepy!

    3. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

    A) I will not spend time with you if you don't look like you photos.

    B) I will not spend time with you if you look like you've been run over by a truck! If your tummy looks like it once was used as tarmac for parking SUV's, I'm gonna have to pass, that's just gross.

    C) I will not spend time with you if you look like a skank! We can get that over on Bragg st. There are plenty of SW out there sweethearts. When we search for you girls we want a NORMAL LOOKING person, unless otherwise specified. Please wear something so we can have something to undress!

    4. We're allowed to be late, you're not!

    Screw equality buillshit, I don't give a shit if I sound doublestandard, you shouldn't talk about that. We called you in advance, what the fuck were you doing besides sitting in a hotel room? Your job is to clean up as fast and as thoroughly as possible in between calls.

    5. Discuss everything before paying!

    Oh gosh, I can't stress this enough guys. I have lost $360 on two bitches because they waited for me the stupid douche to pay first, only to tell me they don't offer FS! WTF, why would I want to pay you $$ for your Fuckin' TIME? Don't you think we have friends? Screw all that bullshit that people who see you are weirdos! Guys, I have read thorough statistics that suggest 90% of people who these girls interact with are normal, normal like you and me. Weirdos can't hold a job long enough to blow that kinda stash on your sorry ass bitches!

    6. Discuss everything before paying!

    Just in case you didn't hear it the first time. After the preliminary LE check (you touch me, I touch you, we BS each other as if we like each other) ask her details about her ad and what it includes.

    I will go as far as to provide examples of three questions that you shouldn't miss.

    Always ask:

    I) "In your ad it said (GFE? Greek? [insert ad refference here]) do you know what ([insert ad refference here]) means? To me it means ([insert graphic detail here]) do you do that?

    II) "So, what exactly are your rules? "

    III) "Is it your time of the month? " No BS, it happenned to me before!

    Please people, the first few questions must not be asked in a playfull manner. To these bitches, they don't mean business, business is Target or McDonalds. You can buy a vaccum cleaner or even eat a sandwich and ask for your money back. These girls are out to RIP you off, and yes, by RIP I mean rest in peace because you won't do shit! What are you gonna do, call the cops, hahahahahaha, take her to small claims court, please stop, these girls have dicks and they're bigger than ours, and they have balls of brass!

    7. Most important rule of all: Walk!

    Yes my friends, I know this is hard to hear, but the rule is not that simple at all. But I will try to break it down with some hard math.

    Let's say that: X = (Yes, I know her picture is real and you've seen her before and you want some more) = Reference used in context.

    Rule number 1: If she does only out calls: Walk, say you'll call her later or if she gets a location, she can call you then if she wants.

    Rule number 2. If she does not answer: Walk. See X for any context and rule 2 for reference on what to do.

    Rule number 3: If she's not "Dang' I'd hit that" material: Walk!

    Rule number 4: If she's late: Drive off. If she tries to call you back, just don't answer, or say your a cop. It'll work.

    Rule number 5: If you don't like any of her rules (see 4 for reference) or

    Rule number 6: She doesn't agree to any of your's (rules, that is, pay attention dumbass) (see 5 for reference). WALK

    Rule number 7: If anything sounds fishy, e. g.

    "Let me have the money now so I can pay for the hotel." or

    "I have to be paid first before discussing anything." or

    "We usually meet in the parking lot." or

    "I'll tell you where to park, what color is your car?" or

    "I'm GFE 'friendly'."

    WALK!

    Granted, these rules are not stellar. But I want them to evolve, there is no reason why she would'nt comply to all of them verbally, then turn around and say she changed her mind! Then post here which is the last rule. Report all your nasty incidents. So we know who's a liar, who's not, and who's a thief, and who's not. Please stop paying for mediocre service, it breaks my heart!

    And guys, if your not gonna do this for us. Remember, every time a John is RIPped off, an Angel get's AIDS! Please men, do it for the angels.

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    Sociopaths are only to be observed not talked about, they are psychic vampires that feed whenever they are mentioned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by setian View Post
    Sociopaths are only to be observed not talked about, they are psychic vampires that feed whenever they are mentioned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by setian View Post
    Sociopaths are only to be observed not talked about, they are psychic vampires that feed whenever they are mentioned.
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    Usasexguide is a male dominated board geared toward reports on street walkers, massage parlors, dirty strip clubs, and cheap BP escorts and the men who partake in them. There is a disturbing level of misogyny.

    To put it in StripperWeb terms its like all the extras hounds you'd find in a strip club got together and started a message board. There are decent guys who just want some play, some weirdos, some cynical bastards, some sociopaths, maybe a few psychopaths... etc.

    When you are thinking about advertising, participating on message boards, worrying about reviews, you've got to also think about the market you are aiming at reaching. Probably most of you, hell hopefully all of you ladies, are aiming toward a higher tier market than usasexguide.

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    I have to agree with jannisary. Also real men with money are not going to have time for that type of forum. There are men who do just want to meet you and have some fun. They may even want to be your friend. But they would not want to put you down or call you names. You are providing a service that they love to indulge in. So why piss you off and not have a good experience? The guys on that board are mad that they are paying for something they feel should be free to them, but can't get it. They are just taking out all their frustration on there. They are cheap, rude, and bored.
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    surprise, another man who hates women because he has to pay them to endure his company.

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    I agree with Janissary. I know on that site I found a club I danced at and they were bashing it. I do agree with one part of it though and it's basically that if you don't like the girl who shows up you can cancel. I don't escort (outside of a few social non sex escort events)but did bachelor parties for years and I always tell the guys if they don't like a dancer just hand her cab money and she can be on her way. This happened once out of hundreds of events for me and others, and it's because I was accurate with photos and descriptions. However I have known a few escorts and they have told me about many times the girl is completely different.

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    If it is a true "bait and switch" situation then canceling on the girl is generally considered "ok" to do. Canceling on her because you've decided you don't "like" her after meeting her would be considered bad form and would probably wind up getting a guy blacklisted. Since the guy usually has pictures, reviews, and perhaps board forum postings to go by when selecting a companion it his responsibility to do some due diligence research before setting up an appointment. Sometimes even after doing that research you can be a bit off and the companion you select is a bit different than expected. Unless its a true "bait and switch" situation though, you're basically committed and risk gaining a bad reputation or getting blacklisted if you cancel.

    Also even if it is a "bait and switch", canceling at the door can be risky. The provider might make a scene, insist on a cancellation fee, or call her "manager". If she's an indy most likely she'll just leave (or let you leave if its incall) or ask for cancellation fee. If she's an agency girl it could get trickier. If she's a pimped girl it could get real ugly real fast.

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    USA sexguide is one of the earliest message boards- it started on Usenet! It was created before the whole GFE scene began, and jannisary is correct, it is geared towards streetwalkers etc. DO NOT use it as a template for escort message boards as it isn't even on the radar for escorts and hobbyists.
    That said, I find it very disturbing how the men on that board speak about some of the most vulnerable of all sexworkers. Disgusting.
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    Even the "higher end" boards are full of crap talking scum. I hate hobby boards- there is rarely any stimulating conversation on them. Misogyny central.

    The BEST clients are not the ones who sit on TER, TERB, etc all day, writing reviews about every time they wanked it, giving eachother slaps on the back.
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    I've been a member there for many years but I stopped reading it regularly when I stopped picking up street walkers years ago. It's not really oriented towards the reality of modern hobbying. Most of the guys go hunting on CL or back page or still cruise the track looking for cheap sex.

    It's semi-useful if you are into the AMP scene but I gave that up a while ago as well. Even the strip club sections are oriented towards who does what extras in the clubs.
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    Wow. Just... Wow. I feel like I should be disgusted by that entire board, but I'm just numb. I think my body went into lockdown so that I dont throw my iPod at my boyfriends head due to a sudden surge of rage at all men everywhere.

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