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    Default She pooped on the stage.

    Wow I just need to rant. Seriously, the most disgusting thing I have had to deal with ever, but I guess I've only been dancing 1 1/2 years. Anyways....


    Today a new dancer got POOP on the stage. We had only four girls for our day shift (I work at a slow club), I went on stage, everything was good, and the new girl went on after me. While she was dancing I was giving a customer lap dances, and another girl went on stage. When I got done with the dances I noticed the manager cleaning the stage and the last dancer on stage was in the back freaking out with her clothes off. Apparently this new girl has gotten some poop on the stage, didn't tell anyone, and the next dancer noticed it on her own leg when she was doing floor work.

    First off, that is disgusting. I dunno if this girl had diarrhea or just didn't wipe very well, but it is NOT OKAY to get shit on the stage! And not tell anyone!

    Second, she's already gotten period blood on the stage once before. I do not feel comfortable being naked on stage with someone who is getting their own blood and shit on the stage! This is so gross!

    I dunno what is going to happen. I really hope the management fires her, I don't think it's okay for other dancers to have to deal with this.
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    I'm not trying to embarrass the girl anymore, she must feel horrible. I'm just upset that she did this, and didn't tell anyone, which is I consider a health risk to other dancers.
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    She should def get fired. That is disgusting.
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    Very gross. I worked with a big fat slob dancer who did this at her previous club and didn't think it was wrong. Luckily not at the club I worked at but it's gross and unprofessional. The only exception I can think of she was sick but she shouldn't have come to work. Gross.

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    that is fucking nasty. If it was me I'd leave and never come back out of sheer embarrassment, I don't blame you for not wanting to go on after her.

    Reminds me of girl I used to work with (this happened after I'd left) had IBS and would get wasted at work and once lost bowel control. Shat from the main floor, down the stairs to the change room. I think she still works there, but seriously fucking gross. And that club claims to be classy.

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    i heard of a dancer who wet herself on the stage after one too many tequila, but she doesnt work there anymore and neither should this girl!
    massive health risk and possible lawsuit IMO
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    Default Re: She pooped on the stage.

    maybe she's a fetishist? Gross no matter what.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Amareth View Post
    And that club claims to be classy.
    My club claims to be classy too.


    I'm pretty sure she's on drugs, a couple customers have suggested that it looks like oxy. But how many drugs make you lose control of your bowels?
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    Grosssssssss! Ya'll should make fun of her until she runs away.


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    I don't understand why there are stories like this being told in this industry. WTF is going on with these broads!
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    ^I need to rant. That is why. I'm really upset that someone would do this.

    I am also concerned for my health. I used to be in a field that dealt with human body fluids, and because I have a lot of knowledge on it, I'm very sensitive about pathogens and viruses. I don't think human shit should be in the same place where people are naked. It's a huge health risk.
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    I vote it's some fetish play.

    Anyone ever go to The Box in NYC? Some chick there would do a scat act: nude version of "2 Girls - 1Cup" on stage. She would eat chocolate cupcakes and poop chocolate cupcakes while sobbing completely nude. The crowd went wild then the MC would sprinkle bags of "faux cocaine" on the audience while the people running the place did a ton of the real kind upstairs and backstage.

    Poop. Pee. Tears. Spells Hepatitis.
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    Default Re: She pooped on the stage.

    WTF club is this?! Could you PM me?

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    I think I read this somewhere, but does heavy cocaine use make ppl shit themself? Or maybe it was some other type of drug, not sure.
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    Default Re: She pooped on the stage.

    If the coke is cut with baby laxative it makes you shit, esp if you get shitfaced. I never got so bad that I shit onstage, but I can remember having to spend time in the toilet cause I did too much of it.
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    Default Re: She pooped on the stage.

    Shit happens.

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    Default Re: She pooped on the stage.

    maybe she was pooped out.


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    Wow, gross! Idk if you ladies saw "flavor o' love" w/Flava Flave, but one of the contestents shit as she was going upstairs, didn't make it to b/r in time!
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    My jaw dropped so much it hurt after reading the title of this thread

    Really??! I've been working off and on for many years and have NEVER seen or heard of anything like this happening. The OP's management should get this health hazzard out of the club.

    And if she is a fetishist, she should be in a fetish place. Sheesh!!
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    ...an EWW is all I can manage! That has NEVER happened anywhere I've ever worked & if I were the girl who got it on her leg-I'd freak out too!

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    Default Re: She pooped on the stage.

    Why is anyone even suggesting a fetish angle?

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    It's not fetish play... she's a druggie.

    Teaze, I think you're right. We need to get rid of her. She's new, only been in a the club for a couple months and these two incidents happened, I really don't want to wait around for biohazard exposure #3!
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    Default Re: She pooped on the stage.

    Ew, thanks for sharing!

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    I don't really have any input on this situation but goddamn, I laughed so hard after reading that. Blood AND shit?! Girl needs to go. Not just to a bathroom, but away from that club.

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    Default Re: She pooped on the stage.

    Yeah, it sounds like she either has medical or drug problems. Probably not oxy, though, because opiates constipate you. Unless she was dopesick.

    I seriously doubt there was any kind of fetish angle involved here. How would it be profitable to poop onstage in hopes that there is one customer in the building that is secretly into scat play?

    Either way, she needs to keep that shit out of the club, and off the stage (pun definitely intended).
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