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    Default Quote of the day....

    Here's the best one I got today:

    "I bet you were supercute when you were 18"

    WTF? You're currently paying 3.99/minute to talk to me! LOL!

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    Default Re: Quote of the day....

    Lol loser! I had a guy tell me (after I rejected his offer for a date) "c'mon u can do better then this cam stuff..you're decent." haha. Instant block!

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    Default Re: Quote of the day....

    I had a guy ask to meet me in real life and I very politely said that I do not meet my fans. After that I became a "crack addicted worthless excuse of a mother hooker".

    I was like hmmmm..... why did you want to meet me then? And I thought crack addicts were skinny, I am like 30 pounds heavier than I usually am. Plus, if I was a hooker I would obviously meet you and take your money...duh.

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    Default Re: Quote of the day....

    Him: Is Blake your real name?
    Me: Is PussyPuncher69 your real name?
    "If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution." ~ Emma Goldman


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    Default Re: Quote of the day....

    do you have oil bb?
    *me dancing around cant respond*
    "oil whore!?"

    lol he took me prvt after I told him dont talk to me like that
    Tell me what do you see? Thug niggas? Drug dealers? Its a trip...every nigga in this whip got a mothafuckin college degree

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    Him: "Do you spit on your tits on pvt?"
    Me: "I can lick them, but I'm not a llama. lol"
    Him: "HAHAHAHAHA LOL" (takes me pvt)

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    Default Re: Quote of the day....

    I think my most interesting quote in free chat is a guy said I was "homely but sexy"...

    Umm... thanks? I think??

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    "Your too hot to be a Mexican. Mexicans are dirty, fat and have no titts"

    Thanks for insulting my friends, family, and the country they came from a hole. No wonder your single. Ugh

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    Default Re: Quote of the day....

    omg i have too many..

    Random:woah your a really good dancer, I didn't think white girls could move like that your so sensual.
    Random: So what strip club do you dance at so I can go see you?

    smdh

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    Default Re: Quote of the day....

    Him: Damn, you one fine ass bitch!
    Me: Its not nice to call women "bitches".
    Him: Chill, its a compliment! It's not like this is church or something, loosen up!
    Me: Of course it's not church. It's Sunday morning and you're on a porn site. *block*

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    Him: "What colour is that pussy?"
    Me: (rubs pussy) "Mmm It's bright blue of course."
    Him: "LOLL....wait, for real?" (takes me pvt)

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    Default Re: Quote of the day....

    Quote Originally Posted by LeahBabii View Post
    omg i have too many..

    Random:woah your a really good dancer, I didn't think white girls could move like that your so sensual.
    Random: So what strip club do you dance at so I can go see you?

    smdh
    Random topic change! I am currently taking notes from your MFC profile. Been just lurking on there (MFC) all day trying to learn how to work it (not your profile for the record, re-read that, looks very creepy lol!!!!). Haha. I have enough fans, but I just need to learn how to take their money more effectively lol
    Last edited by wallet_rapist; 12-06-2011 at 05:54 AM. Reason: oops

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    Default Re: Quote of the day....

    him: Do you have large nipples?
    me: Honey, I am a 26 G! Anything else is going to look smaller in comparison -- no matter what it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlakeDahlia View Post
    Him: Is Blake your real name?
    Me: Is PussyPuncher69 your real name?

    OMG!!! I love this....I'm keeping it in my head for anytime I need a laugh. I was laughing so much cooking breakfast this morning that my kids wanted to know the joke.

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    Default Re: Quote of the day....

    Do you have milk?
    Do you have milk?
    Are you pregnant?
    How pregnant are you?
    Do you have milk?
    show belly
    Do you have milk?


    OH MY GOD I WANT TO PULL MY HAIR OUT, FUCKING LEARN ABOUT PREGNANCY JACKASSES!

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    Default Re: Quote of the day....

    Me: So ooh get naked right now, let's have some fun!
    Him: Well I'm pretty sure you don't want to see my body. I'm 74
    Me (in my head): Of course I don't but you're here to have fun, so don't hold back.
    Me: You're here to have fun so don't hold back!
    Him: After being fully nude and getting off on what looked like a limp dick . mmmm that was so good.
    Me: Yes it was! Wow so sexy!
    Him: So here's my number xxx xxx-xxxx call me sometime I want to take care of you.
    Me (in my head) wft????
    Him: I really like you and want to start seeing you, where do you live? I can send you a plane ticket.
    Me: I can't do that sorry, but I look forward to next time.
    Him: Gets frustrated , heart attack look on his face. " yeah fine".
    Me In My Head: How did this guy go from low self esteem or more like reality to over fucking confidence?

    situation 2

    Him: Do you like anal?
    Me: No
    Him: Do you do anal?
    Me: No
    Him: Why not?
    Me: If I don't like anal then why would I do it?
    Him: Other girls do
    Me: Yes, have fun then... **moves my conversation to someone else**
    Him ( sits in my room for 20 min in silence)
    Him( decides to talk again) so what's the big deal?
    Me: huh?
    Him: why can't you just do it for me?
    Me: who are you?
    Him: lol
    Me: huh?
    Him: anal, let's do it.
    Me: ooh I can't wait what toy do you have?
    Him : huh?
    Me: you're going to do anal right, Ohh can't wait to see you come hard.
    Me: I'm ready when you are. Wow I so love watching guys come hard with something hard in their ass!
    Him: fuck that.
    Him( leaves the room)
    Me: heheh

    Sad thing was I was only being honest. Watching a guy hit that crazy prostate oooooo is hot!

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    Default Re: Quote of the day....

    Not from a customer, but a joking conversation with my boyfriend about how we can't afford a new bunny right now:

    Me: We can't afford one right now baby, we'll get one when we move out okay?
    Him: yeah huh
    him: go show your boobies some more
    him: for like, an hour
    him: and then we'll have enough!
    him: that's how it works, right?


    "You don't want to work today?? I get paid 9 dollars an hour to move boxes around, so go fuck yourself. No really, go fuck yourself right now"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cam_chick View Post
    Not from a customer, but a joking conversation with my boyfriend about how we can't afford a new bunny right now:

    Me: We can't afford one right now baby, we'll get one when we move out okay?
    Him: yeah huh
    him: go show your boobies some more
    him: for like, an hour
    him: and then we'll have enough!
    him: that's how it works, right?
    LOL!!!
    Tell him he can show his cock too

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    Default Re: Quote of the day....

    Quote Originally Posted by wallet_rapist View Post
    Random topic change! I am currently taking notes from your MFC profile. Been just lurking on there (MFC) all day trying to learn how to work it (not your profile for the record, re-read that, looks very creepy lol!!!!). Haha. I have enough fans, but I just need to learn how to take their money more effectively lol
    I'm quite confused did you have a question cause i feel like i missed it or was this just a statement?

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    Default Re: Quote of the day....

    My biggest annoyance right now is the ones that ask:

    "So are you pregnant?"
    "You're pregnant?"

    I have about 10 guys a night ask me that. I am like 6 months pregnant and huge as hell.

    I'm like yeah I think I am pregnant otherwise I have an extremely large tumor in my stomach.

    One guy apologized to me after sitting in my room for 10 minutes saying nothing because he thought I was just fat. Seriously, he said he thought I was just fat. I am petite and slender everywhere except the ginormous baby bump.

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    Default Re: Quote of the day....

    Quote Originally Posted by TXCamgirl View Post
    My biggest annoyance right now is the ones that ask:

    "So are you pregnant?"
    "You're pregnant?"

    I have about 10 guys a night ask me that. I am like 6 months pregnant and huge as hell.

    I'm like yeah I think I am pregnant otherwise I have an extremely large tumor in my stomach.

    One guy apologized to me after sitting in my room for 10 minutes saying nothing because he thought I was just fat. Seriously, he said he thought I was just fat. I am petite and slender everywhere except the ginormous baby bump.
    Do you not get the "Do you have milk?" question a hundred million times also? My regulars have started telling the idiots that no, I just lie, I've swallowed a beach ball.

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    "you gand hob too"

    If anyone can decipher, please let me know.
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    Default Re: Quote of the day....

    ^ what. Thefuck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arialandre View Post
    ^ what. Thefuck?
    Yeah and it was all downhill from there...I knew then it was time to call it a day lol
    ~We Be Hustlin', Bitches Be Hatin'~





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    Default Re: Quote of the day....

    Quote Originally Posted by Brilynne View Post
    "you gand hob too"

    If anyone can decipher, please let me know.
    you hand job too?
    ...still doesn't make sense lol
    "Achieving success is a challenge but so is struggling so you may as well choose success."

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