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    Default help, please! (you dont have to read this - TROLL ALERT)

    i havent logged on for over two weeks and i havent made a single cent! what should i do? what am i doing wrong? what are the best times i should sleep or eat, so id be making more money by not logging on and working? girls, i really need help with this one! pleeeeeease help asap!






    /troll off

    never mind, im just a bit annoyed.
    sorry.
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    Haha I can't tell if this is a joke or if you're really looking for advice I feel really slow right now

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    Hahahahahaha!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WebDarling View Post
    Haha I can't tell if this is a joke or if you're really looking for advice I feel really slow right now

    sorry.


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    Default Re: help, please! (you dont have to read this - TROLL ALERT)

    lololololololololol, ily. be my friend, bb?







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    Quote Originally Posted by HaydenBlue View Post
    lololololololololol, ily. be my friend, bb?
    open breast, then friends bb


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    You should sleep precisely between the hours of 9am and 4pm GMT and only eat during random 10 minute breaks between private shows and gold shows. No high fructose corn syrup and only get on Streamate between the hours of 1 and 4am. Take two of these and call me in the morning bb


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    Add me on skype bb, I'll pretend to be a customer and you can get your confidence back, bb. I'm horny_dude_lixxit_69

    *adjusts sweatpants*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tsani View Post
    You should sleep precisely between the hours of 9am and 4pm GMT and only eat during random 10 minute breaks between private shows and gold shows. No high fructose corn syrup and only get on Streamate between the hours of 1 and 4am. Take two of these and call me in the morning bb
    Here's my phone number, e-mail, facebook, twitter, tumblr, address and every other piece of personal information that I have. Please make sure to use every single one to tell me how this new daily plan is working for you, bb. Also, BOOOOOOOOOOBIES. POOOOSIE (yes, someone spelled pussy like this for me the other night). Open ass, bb! If you could send me pictures of those, that would definitely help your business. And my boner.

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    Default Re: help, please! (you dont have to read this - TROLL ALERT)

    If you eat exactly 2 peas, 3 small potatoes, drink a litre of milk twice a day, and say hello to your computer every time you pass it, you will make $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ No need to even log in. It's amazing, try it!

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    and what should i do with my POOOOSIE when im not working?


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    Quote Originally Posted by MissKatie View Post
    If you eat exactly 2 peas, 3 small potatoes, drink a litre of milk twice a day, and say hello to your computer every time you pass it, you will make $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ No need to even log in. It's amazing, try it!
    but what if i have that lactose intolerance thing? can i use vodka instead of milk? will i get paid by paypal?


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    Quote Originally Posted by gingergina View Post
    and what should i do with my POOOOSIE when im not working?
    Sit on your scanner with no undies on and click "send to email" to [email protected]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tsani View Post
    Sit on your scanner with no undies on and click "send to email" to [email protected]
    While this IS an option, I really think a great choice is to also spend a lot of time looking up cool new ways to decorate and shave that lovely pooooooosie of yours And with everything you try, I would appreciate you repeat the scanning process and sending it to all of those locations. Tasni works for me in our discrete business, so send to him *COUGH* HER *COUGH* too. This is a very important step.

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    Default Re: help, please! (you dont have to read this - TROLL ALERT)

    what am i supposed to do in private? i mean i am on a porn site but i have no clue what to do. some guy gave me 1 star because i sat there and smiled. please tell me what i should do???

    also what is the search function that all the veteran members seem to refer to???

    last question---but what site do i make the most money? what time should i work it?

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    GIRLS, I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH! YOU ARE THE BEST!

    (ok, except those who arent the best lol)


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    You will make the most money in my skype video calls and just keep your cam on all the time

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    I would be more than willing to give you tips. Just add me on skype and I'll talk you through your show while you're in private lol






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    But make sure you have your cam on or I won't know if you're doing it right and using the best angles...

    'Yeh bb, spread legs wider... now turn...

    'no bb, that wasn't a beep you just head of me recording it'

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    This is, BY FAR, the best thread I've ever read.

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    Default Re: help, please! (you dont have to read this - TROLL ALERT)

    I love ya'll but a few of you uh I distinctly recall making spoonfeed me threads and not giving back much in the process.

    And most who seem to be making the most noise about newbies.... registered here in 2011.

    Just saying.






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    So how many stumps can you fit in your pussy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by roast View Post
    I love ya'll but a few of you uh I distinctly recall making spoonfeed me threads and not giving back much in the process.

    And most who seem to be making the most noise in these kinds of threads registered here in 2011.

    Just saying.
    I'm from October 2011 And yet I don't think anyone else here minded me making some noise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LAChloe View Post
    what am i supposed to do in private? i mean i am on a porn site but i have no clue what to do. some guy gave me 1 star because i sat there and smiled. please tell me what i should do???

    also what is the search function that all the veteran members seem to refer to???

    last question---but what site do i make the most money? what time should i work it?
    I don't think newbies can use the search function, actually! I'm pretty sure it's mainly only for people who have been here for long enough to already know most of the things they need, and are just fine-tuning. So don't worry about it, and please feel free to keep posting your questions! It's mainly an inside joke, anyway!

    I think there is only a certain time to make any money ever. Guys don't go on for any other times then between 9 at night (No time zone. It's everyone's 9) and 4 in the morning. If you miss those times, you might as well not bother. No one will be there.

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    If you want to vent about newbies, search function, etc... Feel free to use this thread to do that. I will gladly keep it open But please don't go into newbs threads (no matter how annoyed you are with the same threads over & over) and insult them or be rude. Carry on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by roast View Post
    I love ya'll but a few of you uh I distinctly recall making spoonfeed me threads and not giving back much in the process.

    And most who seem to be making the most noise about newbies.... registered here in 2011.

    Just saying.

    Good point. Hopefully my inital posts weren't too "spoonfeed me". I read soooooo much when I first came here. I'm talking double digit pages back or threads.

    I don't think it hurts for newbies to ask questions as long as they've done a LITTLE research first.

    That being said...this thread has made me LOL sooo hard!






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