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    I'm assuming most of us sometimes do things at work that are a little unorthodox or even a little "dirty." Anyone want to air out a little laundry with me? I'll go first.

    I hate doing Champagne rooms with other strippers. A couple of days ago I told the other stripper my customer was interested in that I thought he was over the club's nightly limit (meaning we'd have to wait a month to get paid), so that she would lose interest in him. I lied.

    I let customers believe I might go to their hotels later. I never do.

    I have four champagne flutes in my kitchen cabinet, but I've never bought a champagne flute.

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    I've led men on but unfortunately that is often part of the way to make money. I knew I was quitting this club and this guy came in and was spending money. He asked me to go to some function at work and I agreed, knowing that was my last night. I wonder if the guy came back looking for me and I was gone.

    I'll be honest and admit I generally didn't like most of the customers. I had a few who were wonderful men but so many just liked the idea of being with me.

    I have disliked most dancers I've worked with. Some were trashy and some had attitude. The ones I didn't dislike I usually just tolerated. There have only been a few I actually liked.

    I also hated when I had to make small talk with guys hoping to sell dances, drinks, rooms or whatever. I am a good conversationalist but it gets boring.

    I once gave a guy the address of another man and told him I'd meet him there. I drove by and saw the two guys arguing and I started cracking up. Luckily they didn't see me.

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    Like kellydancer, I HATE making small talk etc with men, hoping to get a dance for it. It gets so monotonous, and in my head I'm thinking, "are you ready for that dance? I hope you plan on spending A LOT cause you're boring me to death". Ocassionally I have a good, interesting convo, but normally it's pretty dull.

    I'm jealous of girls who can do pole tricks. Since I have a chronic pain condition, I can't.

    Sometimes I see fat (not thick, but FAT) girls, and I can't help but think "Put down the fork!".

    I'm really mean in my head. Most of it never comes out my mouth and turns into actual action, but I'm can be real cruel in my head.
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    I lie to dancers about having black eyeliner, powder or mascara. Fuck no I don't want your germs all over my things. Next time I'm gonna be like 'uh no, don't you see I have acne on my cheeks and last week I had a sty.'

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    We already have a confessions thread...

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    I stole a extras girls custy. A custy was waiting for one of his girls that he gets extras from. She wasnt there so i sat with him. He told me he wanted "everything" and i said oh sure "everything" for $100 bucks. He said oh wow what a deal. Took him upstairs got paid first and then proceeded to dance for 5 songs. At the end of the 5th song i put my clothes on and said thank you and left him there not b4 hearing a "hey, wait a sec!" I dont feel bad about it, i mean if he wants extras just get a escort not skank up the club and make it harder for clean girls.
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    I let a female customer get totally naked and give me and her bf a lap dance... seemed like no brainer... you just paid me to do nothing.

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    i had a guy come in and only had enough money for one dance. i told him about the atm, and he said he wasnt going to pay an atm fee unless he was going to get out enough for a bag of coke. so i told him, knowing i wasnt really going to, i would find him some if he did a vip. so i upgraded from one dance to vip and all i did was make a few fake phone calls back there.

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    I always do my makeup at home and then lie about not having any at the club (or, I'll save some makeup that I didn't like and give them that, knowing damn well that they probably won't like it either). I also lie about not having cigarettes. I stopped smoking at work just so I could say I don't smoke and didn't have cigarettes. There have also been times I've lied about having tampons... that one I feel bad about, and when I'm not on my period, I will happily give them away, but when I am on my period, I won't part with any of them even if I think I'll have enough.

    I once told a guy that if he got dances for the rest of the night, he could take me out for a ride on his motorcycle. I dicked around about it for a few months - then I left that club, and he was still texting me wanting to go for a ride. I strung him along for a few more weeks until he stopped texting. I should have just used the opportunity to say "sorry, it's never gonna happen" but his delusions that I was going to see him OTC, even when I wasn't working at the club anymore, were just too funny to me.

    A customer once asked me if another girl was a bitch, and I said yes. A short while later, when I was the DR, the girl came in and marched up to another girl and start screaming at her that a customer had said she said that the girl was a bitch. The other girl who was getting accused was totally confused and scared shitless. When she denied it, the "bitch" started turning on everyone in the DR, asking if it was them, and I just booked it out of there, leaving everyone else to deal with her wrath. (This is the moment that I learned you can't say anything negative about other dancers to customers, even if you're just answering a question honestly).

    Idk, I've never done anything that mean lol I feel too bad. I get jealous of other girls' balls when I hear about some of the things they do to shitty people. I wish I could be like that!
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    I was doing a room on my first day as a dancer and this man was very annoying questioning everything under the sun and trying to get in my panties so then he remembered a comment made before the room about how I was also a Cam girl so by the end of his room time I got 20 extra off him and his email to mail him a private video.... pfft he was an out of owner why on earth would I spend time making a video when I already have the cash?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitinboots View Post
    We already have a confessions thread...
    I meant for this to be more work-related stuff. More like "I kept a 20 I found on the DR floor even though I saw who dropped it" than "I kissed one of my SO's friends."

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    I kept a wedding ring I found in the lap dance area so I could pawn it later.

    Last weekend, a guy was really drunk and handing me hundred dollar bills, telling me to go on for as long as that lasted...I was getting tired so about every 3/4 songs I would stop and ask for more. Our dances are $20. I feel bad for scamming him, he seemed like a nice guy.

    I don't know, I try not to do anything too rotten.

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    I've lied to drunk asshole customers about how much they've paid me...they'll hand me a hundred and be like... "Wait...how much did I already give you?" and I'll say, "Ten dollars," and they'll be like, "Oh, here's some more..." and then hand over (hopefully) another hundred.

    I've done dances on the sly, without purchasing tokens from the club because they took such a huge cut...literally 100% for the first several dances, and afterwards I'd only get maybe $10 out of them...I was literally dancing for only tips when the customer had already shelled out normal dance price to the club...but the DJ was in on it and I'd pay him a fraction of the normal cost of the token to look the other way, and pocket the rest from the customer...my income doubled as long as that DJ was working.

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    I told an Indian customer I'd meet him a motel for sex after work if he paid me a 50% deposit upfront ($200). He bought it, and I never showed!
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    I let people believe I don't do pole tricks because I don't trust how well the pole is installed. I don't do pole tricks because I can't. I started dancing before being an acrobat was also a job requirement and it was necessary to stand on your head for money. Literally.
    I'm not in any way downing everyone else who does. I'm just tired of getting asked about it, when there's no real reason why we can't have our own style.
    2nd on the lie of "I don't have this thing that you want to use of mine that I don't want to loan you because you're kinda dirty"
    It simply takes less time and less drama to lie. Tho I did spaz out on a junkie stripper that had been staring into my makeup bag while I was using it, then stuck a very grubby finger into my eyeshadow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurisa View Post
    I told an Indian customer I'd meet him a motel for sex after work if he paid me a 50% deposit upfront ($200). He bought it, and I never showed!
    I used to do this regularly, but only to travelers I knew I'd never see again. I've also said $100s were $10s.

    The best thing I think I ever did was flush a dude's keys and wedding ring, took his phone and had my hustle buddy call his wife. He called us whores. He deserved it.

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    I had a pretty drunk guy buy a few dances from me. He put down $200 next to his coat when he emptied his wallet for the dance, that he wasn't planning to spend on me. After the dance he got up, and forgot the cash there. Still paying me $80. I knew the cash was there the whole time. I kept it for myself.

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    ive kept money that ive seen fall out of customers pockets.

    hey; if you walk out of a room, and your money is left on the seat (its always been between $50-$200)....its now mine. especially if your were a douche. plain and simple.

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    the closest thing to bad i've done is spotted that someone had left a £10 note of change at the bar and taken it rather than wait for the bar staff to notice it and take it for the club. i felt really guilty about it afterwards. stupid ethics

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    I bought a cheap kit of make up brushes to let people borrow. I hate letting people touch my nice brushes but I feel bad saying now when they ask to borrow a brush. I also give away shitty make up I don't want but had sitting in my locker forever. I think this is all nice stuff though, I'm doing them a favor.

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    I objectify the hell out of my coworkers. One of my friends asked me if I thought the new girl had a pretty face...and I realized that I couldn't answer the question because even after a month of working with her I had yet to look at her face, lol.

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    If a customer drops money and doesn't notice I'll take it. In Australia $50s are yellow but look like red $20s under the red lights. I often used this to my advantage.

    I've cut dances short on drunk guys to get them to keep spending.

    I've accepted drinks off a guy just to pour it down a sink minutes later (at one bar this was standard practice, guys would spend thousands on champagne that ended up in the sewer).

    I've discouraged friends of mine from dancing or been secretly happy they didn't audition/weren't hired because I don't want to have to babysit them at the club.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firemaiden04 View Post
    I've done dances on the sly, without purchasing tokens from the club because they took such a huge cut...literally 100% for the first several dances, and afterwards I'd only get maybe $10 out of them...I was literally dancing for only tips when the customer had already shelled out normal dance price to the club...but the DJ was in on it and I'd pay him a fraction of the normal cost of the token to look the other way, and pocket the rest from the customer...my income doubled as long as that DJ was working.
    When I read this I was like "Wow that sounds so much like my last club!" Then I realized it was.

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    Umm recently... A waitress gave me back 20.50$ instead of 10.50$... Kept it but didn't feel bad since I tip very well. And she was a rude bitch. But then I saw her at a club and she was super nice with me so I felt bad, hah. Oh well.
    Last year, when I was very new (first week) I let some guys touch the exterior of my vagina. Twice the usual rate for a dance. It was a dirty club and I didn't know better, so I don't feel bad about it really.

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    Meh. I don't do any dirty unless the customer is/was/being a complete douche. By dirty, I mean doing the minimum and taking the maximum$$. On the flip I am very gracious to those that are gracious to me. I am a true believer of what goes around, comes around. Witnessed it many times... customers and girls alike

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