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    So for some reason, and I have NO idea why, *cough* I am often mistaken for a cheap prostitute. It seems that no matter how classy the club may be, I'm often propositioned for sex...the other night, people were laying it on pretty damn thick, be it asking if I would "pull out his dick and play with it" or trying to stick a fuckin finger in my asshole!

    So anyway, the moral of this story is collect your money upfront.

    No, I did NOT promise sexual favors. I just busted out cheap lines, like "don't ruin the surprise!" and "I can promise you one thing....you'll have a great time!" and proceeded to drain the wallets of helpless douchebags. It's a pretty desperate way to sell dances to guys who are clearly interested in more, but hey, desperate times....sometimes it's hard to survive as a clean dancer. Sometimes we just have to walk away and accept the unsuccessful sale. Other times, we have to lead them around by their pathetic little noses and pocket their cash without sucking dick.........awesome.
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    I hear ya. I worked at a dirtier club tonight and I am a clean dancer. I made $50.00. fml.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Farrah_Golden View Post
    Other times, we have to lead them around by their pathetic little noses and pocket their cash without sucking dick.........awesome.
    ...these are the times that almost make up for the other times (custies who are ONLY looking for fun and not "fun" are refreshing in a way lol). I find that if a guy asks for, enjoys, and even extends a dance 8-10 find a way of asking for more.

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    Hey, Good for you, Babe! Maybe you just ooze sexiness? Either way, you rock on!


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    Lol we had a custy the other night that was just looking to proposition. A couple girls were like "omg don't talk to him" and he was pretty rude. So I went and talked to him and was like "sure, $50 to get fucked. Cash up front." So he hands over the $50 and I said, "And now you're fucked. Have a nice night" And walked away.


    One of the other girls flipped out, but what's he going to do? Tell the manager he was trying to pick up girls for sex?

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    Fucking awesome! I am SOOOOO going to try that

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    Default Re: Just spreadin' the awesomeness

    I don't think that is a desperate hustle considering that it's a strip club.

    They don't call it "getting lucky" for nothin'.

    FS, HJ's, BJ's, touching kitty or boobs are exceptions, not rules.

    When a customer asks for any of the above I don't have an issue leaving money on the table.

    The next thing they are going to ask for is a discount.




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    Quote Originally Posted by $$$YvonnE$$$ View Post
    I hear ya. I worked at a dirtier club tonight and I am a clean dancer. I made $50.00. fml.
    Ohhh, I've been there, girl. I humored a good friend of mine and went to a dirtier club where she works....I made $100 on a fucking Friday and had to pull teeth to do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperJa View Post
    Lol we had a custy the other night that was just looking to proposition. A couple girls were like "omg don't talk to him" and he was pretty rude. So I went and talked to him and was like "sure, $50 to get fucked. Cash up front." So he hands over the $50 and I said, "And now you're fucked. Have a nice night" And walked away.


    One of the other girls flipped out, but what's he going to do? Tell the manager he was trying to pick up girls for sex?
    Awesomesauce.

    And what's he gonna do? Well, he's gonna tell the manager he paid for a dance and didn't get one....of course. Customers suck. They're just the worst kind of person.
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    I used to turn on my heel and run from horny customers like they just told me they have a flesh eating virus.....and I also used to only make $100 a night, if I was lucky. Yeah, I want to avoid old, creepy custies who either want booty or want to date me...but I need the money and I can't afford to be picky. I will NEVER let these slimy bastards touch me though...ever.

    It just felt awesome to beat them at their own game, you know? I used to get angry, but instead of getting angry, I'm getting even. I used to go home and cry because I could NOT find a customer who wanted a respectable dance, or at least not one with a fair bit of money. It seriously hurt my business when I was the only girl in the club not offering to do extras. (I didn't say they all DO them, but they offer to.)

    And damn it, these guys need to be knocked down a few pegs. They all think they can come into OUR workplace and act like they own the fucking joint. Yeah, I think not, buddy! I'm getting all their money and at the end of the night, all they get is a wink and a smile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperJa View Post
    Lol we had a custy the other night that was just looking to proposition. A couple girls were like "omg don't talk to him" and he was pretty rude. So I went and talked to him and was like "sure, $50 to get fucked. Cash up front." So he hands over the $50 and I said, "And now you're fucked. Have a nice night" And walked away.


    One of the other girls flipped out, but what's he going to do? Tell the manager he was trying to pick up girls for sex?
    SO BRILLIANT!^
    Well done, ty!


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    I Say:

    Oh no! sorry i'm not a dirty dancer, im one of the Quality ones, so I cant help you. But if a dirty dance is what your after then there are plenty of girls that will help you with that and also throw in a STD FREE of charge.. your wife will love that one Goodluck and Have a great Night!!!!

    Don't ever lower yourself for customers like these, I prefer to go home with less money and more dignity!!

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    Until we realized we could get in trouble for it, another dancer and I worked together on these guys. If they told me they were looking for something more, I would scrunch up my face and say, "Oh. You want Angelica." I'd tell her who the guy was, she'd go up to him and introduce herself, "Hi, I'm Angelica. I heard you were looking for something special from me." Then she'd take them in the back and give them an air dance.
    Goodbye Seattle Lusty Lady, where every Miss is a Hit, and every Hit is Missed. 1985-2010.

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    The only reason we stopped is because it could be misconstrued as prostitution by an undercover cop, so be careful.
    Goodbye Seattle Lusty Lady, where every Miss is a Hit, and every Hit is Missed. 1985-2010.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gracefulways View Post
    I Say:

    Oh no! sorry i'm not a dirty dancer, im one of the Quality ones, so I cant help you. But if a dirty dance is what your after then there are plenty of girls that will help you with that and also throw in a STD FREE of charge.. your wife will love that one Goodluck and Have a great Night!!!!

    Don't ever lower yourself for customers like these, I prefer to go home with less money and more dignity!!
    Pfffft.....fuck dignity, I need cash!

    Kidding....

    But seriously, more than half of customers on a nightly basis will TRY to touch....that's why we get the $ upfront in the first place. These ones are just incredibly honest and upfront about it. To me, it makes no difference whether they tell me ahead of time or try to catch me by surprise in the VIP and succeed in getting a quick feel. In fact, I would prefer the first! Don't throw perfectly good money away, girl. You can't afford to be picky and neither can I.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Farrah_Golden View Post
    Pfffft.....fuck dignity, I need cash!

    Kidding....

    But seriously, more than half of customers on a nightly basis will TRY to touch....that's why we get the $ upfront in the first place. These ones are just incredibly honest and upfront about it. To me, it makes no difference whether they tell me ahead of time or try to catch me by surprise in the VIP and succeed in getting a quick feel. In fact, I would prefer the first! Don't throw perfectly good money away, girl. You can't afford to be picky and neither can I.
    Well in Aust we have to collect the money first and once you got their money who cares what the fuck they want they will be kicked out anyway and you get the cash. And love your always going to be dealing with "cop a feel" customers like that...
    I was more talking about when your on the floor hustling and there are the type of guys that say.. " i will only dance with you if let me finger you or lick your pussy or blah blah blah, if you wont let me do that I wont have a dance" These guys are a waste of time, I just laugh, say my line and move on...

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