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    Default so a guy fell asleep on me last night...

    I was dancing for him, and he I turn around to shake my ass and grind for a sec. He still had a hard on so whatever, I turn around and he's ASLEEP! OMFG. Now that's never happened to me before.

    I woke him up, and he overall got a total of $300 in dances from me. But still-he was so drunk he passed out. LMAO
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    LOL funny story.

    I've had this happen a few times at one club, but it was more irritating than funny. They kept drifting in and out of consciousness and got kicked out shortly after.

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    Default Re: so a guy fell asleep on me last night...

    That's awesome! As far as drunk guys go, I'd rather them fall asleep on me than anything else.

    A couple weeks ago I saw a dancer just snuggling with a guy who had passed out with her in the VIP. She just woke him up when time was up and he was totally fine with it.
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    Default Re: so a guy fell asleep on me last night...

    I've had that happen in VIP. Some clubs are fine with it, some make you wake them up.
    In fact I remember as a baby stripper I had a swiss guy fall asleep in our 20min room. I got another 20min from him when he woke, but he fell asleep again. I gave up after that, deciding he was too drunk. My friend then swooped in and got 2 or 3 40min rooms from him. I learned a lesson about giving up too easily.

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    Default Re: so a guy fell asleep on me last night...

    I love it when that happens! I once got a VIP too and literally the second it started he passed out... i just chilled there, drank smoked and texted. loved it! but in general there's a really fine line with drunk guys where it can become too much too handle..

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    Default Re: so a guy fell asleep on me last night...

    I've had that happen in VIP too, the guy hadn't had that much to drink though so god knows why he kept dozing off. I'd just wake him up a few minutes before the hostess was due to come in, he'd insist he wanted another one, pay, and wind up falling asleep again a few minutes after I went back to dancing on him. We did this for hours and I made almost $1000, and when he left he seemed very happy *shrug* Fave VIP customer yet!


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    I had a guy who got really drunk and then do three hours in VIP with me once. I'd say he was asleep for about 2 hours of it hahaha. It was really awesome. I thought he would feel ripped off when he realized that he had spent like $1500 but he seemed super happy about it all.

    Also a couple of weeks ago a guy tipped me about $20 in ones on stage then fell asleep in his chair. He ended up getting kicked out. Everyone at the stage was laughing so hard at him because he was snoring!

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    Default Re: so a guy fell asleep on me last night...

    We used to have a guy that did this -but he had narcolepsy, so it was a regular recurring thing. He would get private dances & hours from girls & stuff -totally pass out through the whole thing. Fucking hilarious
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    Default Re: so a guy fell asleep on me last night...

    This girl and I did a room once with two guys, once of them just passed out so we just took turns dancing for the one who was awake. Haha.

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    Default Re: so a guy fell asleep on me last night...

    Haha! That's awesome, I would love it if that happened to me, I might start ordering warm milk for my customers ...

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    Default Re: so a guy fell asleep on me last night...

    Actually I remember it happening to a guy while I had my hands behind his head. He nodded off and I spent half an hour holding his head up cause I thought if I let go he'd wake up uncomfortably....

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    ^^That's so sweet!
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    Default Re: so a guy fell asleep on me last night...

    I had a guy do that in VIP when I was dancing.
    He was SOOO drunk when he woke up he went to the atm, got more money, told all his mates I was offering full service, so THEY all came out the back too. They were all so drunk, and not one of them would admit that I hadnt slept with them, cos yaknow getting a group shag is a great story to tell, and the group of friends became regulars for about 6 months, all bragging that I had sex with them (which of course I didnt, and have the video evidence to prove it )
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    Default Re: so a guy fell asleep on me last night...

    sleeping drunk customer? PERFECT! i love it when guys are unaware lol

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    Default Re: so a guy fell asleep on me last night...

    Lmfao. My last sleeping vip customer ordered an expresso shot to wake up. He put on his belly, falling asleep and the hot coffee was dripping all over. A mess but an easy ass room!

    I had one before who did a room with me close to closing time. He came in the club fucccckkked up. As soon as we went in, he passed out on my chest. LOL. Another easy target. I would've stayed longer too but I was so tired and it was late. I drive too.

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    Default Re: so a guy fell asleep on me last night...

    I miss working in alcohol clubs. One place I worked was open till 7am on weekends so would get a lot of super drunk guys in that would buy a 10 min dance, pass out almost instantly so I'd wait a couple of minutes then wake them and ask if they wanted to keep going because their time was up.

    They're probably having kinky sex dreams about us when they pass out so totally still getting their money's worth.

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    Default Re: so a guy fell asleep on me last night...

    LOL !

    That's funny, the way I see it is you made bank. I've never had that happen to me, but one time a guy I was sitting with started tapping me as he turned green. As I quickly retreated to safety, he Hurled Big Time.


    You should tell him to come back for another nap, as long as he brings his $300 pay day with him !




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    Default Re: so a guy fell asleep on me last night...

    Its happened to me twice. One time was funny cause it was a double show and the guy feel asleep and me and the other girl literally froze and did not move for about 10 mins while he slept (we were positioned in mid-dance). We didn't wanna step away in case he realised we were doing nothing and just watching him sleep laughing.

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