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    Its been a pattern as of late...most of my black cam custies I get are nothing but fucking rude douchebags....so I had my public show goal at 2000K and this asshole with his zero tokens ass comes in my room complaining and telling me nonone is going gto pay my BLACK ASS 2k tokens period and I should think about lowering it to something realistic??????????WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF and then two other jerks join in and say yeah bruh she trying to have high standards...lol
    WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...really.....so because i'm black my standards should be low.....fucking scumbags...nonetheless I told all three to kill themselves and suck a herpes dick..but really .......I just can't today..........

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    smmfh I see top girls doing all of their shows on at LEAST 2000 tokens but usually 3000. I never set a public show goal at less than 2000 tokens because if they dont wanna wait they can take me prvt.
    Tell me what do you see? Thug niggas? Drug dealers? Its a trip...every nigga in this whip got a mothafuckin college degree

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    Quote Originally Posted by msmochaxx View Post
    smmfh I see top girls doing all of their shows on at LEAST 2000 tokens but usually 3000. I never set a public show goal at less than 2000 tokens because if they dont wanna wait they can take me prvt.
    Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    ah.. honey!!
    dont listen to the haters!!
    Sometimes its a good idea to not even read the chat..
    Do u know how many times I worked without reading the chat...
    Talking to myself, looking at the camera,, and the chat was covered with some other window.

    when this happens, if u do read it, make a joke out of it!
    Tell them something like
    " u are lucky im only asking 2000 tok, I should ask for 5000 tok, this is your lucky day guys!
    " how come the only people complaining are the ones who never have any money?
    "should I refuse all privates from black people and asian people next? u seem to be an expert here.."
    "I did not know bums have computers nowdays"
    I thought this was 2011?.. u seem stuck in the 1800"
    " call 911 if you need help" ( I always use this one)
    act like ur talking on the phone and say ".. Hello? 911, I need help, someone is having a seizure in my chat room"
    " ur the only moron here today! congratulations! u won MORON OF THE DAY!"

    Please make a joke out of it, if u cant think of one quick, write some jokes down and read one of them. its the only way to get out of a situation like this, with your head up, regardless of your skin color!
    I am white and I get idiots ALLLL DAAAYY LOOONNGGG!!
    Skin color has nothing to do with it.
    Trust me.

    here you go
    More Dumb Men Jokes

    1. What are three little words you'll never hear a man say?
    "I'll get it"

    2. What are three little words you'll never hear a man say?
    "It's my turn."

    3. What are three little words you'll never hear a man say?
    "Can I help?"

    4. What do you call a man with a vasectomy?
    A humanitarian.

    5. What's the difference between an attractive woman and a proctologist?
    A proctologist only has to deal with one asshole at a time.

    6. What do you call a man with an IQ of 50?
    Gifted.

    7. How long can a man live without a brain?
    Depends. How old's your husband?

    8. What does a man say after his third orgasm?
    "Don't you guys believe me?"

    9. Why are blonde jokes so short?
    So men can remember them
    .

    10. what do men and beer bottles have in common?
    They're both empty from the neck up.

    11. Why is it important for a woman to look her best?
    Because plenty of men are stupid, but few of them are blind.

    12. Why do men have bigger brains than dogs?
    So they won't hump your leg at a cocktail party.

    13. Why do men think sex is like air?
    It's no big deal unless you aren't getting any.

    14. Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll give you a
    little love, a little affection, a little tenderness?
    It means you're in the wrong house.

    15. What's the difference between a man & a whale?
    Whales mate for life.

    16. What's the difference between a man and yogurt?
    Yogurt has culture.

    17. "Well, he's obviously a sincere man," said the first woman.
    "How can you tell?"
    "Who would pretend to act like an asshole?"

    18. How can you tell when a man is lying?
    His lips move.

    19. Why will there be a rash of divorces in about 15 years?
    Because that's how long it will take for most husbands to get most of
    these jokes.

    20. What do you call a woman who works for a man?
    The victim.

    21. Why are dogs better than men?
    If you get sick of a dog, you can always have it put to sleep.

    22. What's a man's idea of a seven-course meal?
    Pizza and a six-pack.

    23. How do you force a man to do sit-ups?
    Put the remote control between his legs.

    24. Why do men have such big nostrils?
    Just look at the size of their fingers.

    25. Why did God create man?
    He couldn't teach gorillas how to mow the lawn.

    26. Why do men watch football?
    Because it would be boring to talk about sex all the time.

    27. What's the difference between a man and a cat?
    One is a finicky eater who couldn't care less if you lived or died; the
    other is a house pet.

    28. Why do men always have stupid grins on their faces?
    They're stupid.

    29. What's the definition of a bad date?
    He excuses himself to go call the "little woman."

    30. Why do men call their wives "the little woman"?
    "What?? You expect me to remember her name?"

    31. If men had PMS... who could tell?

    32. What's the difference between a man and childbirth?
    One is an excruciating, painful, unbearable experience; the other is
    just having a baby.

    33. Why do men drive pickup trucks?
    So they'll have somewhere to put the empties.

    34. What has eight legs and an IQ of 40?
    Four guys watching football.

    35. How can you kill a man?
    Put a blonde and a pickup truck in front of him and tell him he can
    pick one.

    36. What does a man say after sex?
    Who cares?


    36. What are four little words you'll never hear a man say?
    "I did the dishes"

    37. How can you tell if a man is horny?
    He's awake.

    38. Why do men get married.
    Because Mom won't put up with their shit anymore.

    39. What's the difference between a man and a sports car?
    you see alot of cute sports cars.

    40. What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?
    "Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets."

    41. Why do I need a husband? I already have a dog that growls every
    morning, a parrot that swears every afternoon, and a cat that
    comes home late at night.

    42. Why are beer cans so easy to open?
    Look who's drinking them.

    43. No wonder men are so unhappy being men...
    There is so little chance for advancement.


    44. Why do men act like such morons?
    Who says they're acting?


    45. What's the soft, fleshy tissue that surrounds a penis.
    A man.

    46. The rule with no exceptions:
    If it has tires or testicles, it'll be trouble.

    47. Why would someone who thinks doing laundry is complicated think I need
    help buying a car?

    48. "Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the
    concept of an inch equalling a hundred miles."

    49. Why don't men make ice cubes?
    They can't find the recipe.


    50. Only God can make a tree, but it took a man to invent dwarf-tossing.

    51. What do you call a sensitive, intelligent man?
    An oxymoron.

    52. How do men define a long-term relationship?
    A second date.

    53. What do you call a man who complains all day, watches sports all night
    and sleeps away his weekends?
    Normal.

    54. How many men does it take to change a mind?
    None. Once their minds are made up they never change.

    55. What's the difference between a wise man and a dumb amn?
    Absolutely nothing. They both think they know everything.

    56. What do you call a man who gets his on beer between innings?
    Athletic.

    57. What's the difference between men and chimpanzees?
    One is hairy, smelly, and picks his butt; the other can be taught to
    communicate with human beings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fridays View Post
    ah.. honey!!
    dont listen to the haters!!
    Sometimes its a good idea to not even read the chat..
    Do u know how many times I worked without reading the chat...
    Talking to myself, looking at the camera,, and the chat was covered with some other window.

    when this happens, if u do read it, make a joke out of it!
    Tell them something like
    " u are lucky im only asking 2000 tok, I should ask for 5000 tok, this is your lucky day guys!
    " how come the only people complaining are the ones who never have any money?
    "should I refuse all privates from black people and asian people next? u seem to be an expert here.."
    "I did not know bums have computers nowdays"
    "did you know your shadow is black?" ( just thought of this one!! lol)
    I thought this was 2011?.. u seem stuck in the 1800"
    " call 911 if you need help" ( I always use this one)
    act like ur talking on the phone and say ".. Hello? 911, I need help, someone is having a seizure in my chat room"
    " ur the only moron here today! congratulations! u won MORON OF THE DAY!"

    Please make a joke out of it, if u cant think of one quick, write some jokes down and read one of them. its the only way to get out of a situation like this, with your head up, regardless of your skin color!
    I am white and I get idiots ALLLL DAAAYY LOOONNGGG!!
    Skin color has nothing to do with it.
    Trust me.

    here you go
    More Dumb Men Jokes

    1. What are three little words you'll never hear a man say?
    "I'll get it"

    2. What are three little words you'll never hear a man say?
    "It's my turn."

    3. What are three little words you'll never hear a man say?
    "Can I help?"

    4. What do you call a man with a vasectomy?
    A humanitarian.

    5. What's the difference between an attractive woman and a proctologist?
    A proctologist only has to deal with one asshole at a time.

    6. What do you call a man with an IQ of 50?
    Gifted.

    7. How long can a man live without a brain?
    &nbspepends. How old's your husband?

    8. What does a man say after his third orgasm?
    "Don't you guys believe me?"

    9. Why are blonde jokes so short?
    So men can remember them.

    10. what do men and beer bottles have in common?
    They're both empty from the neck up.

    11. Why is it important for a woman to look her best?
    Because plenty of men are stupid, but few of them are blind.

    12. Why do men have bigger brains than dogs?
    So they won't hump your leg at a cocktail party.

    13. Why do men think sex is like air?
    It's no big deal unless you aren't getting any.

    14. Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll give you a
    little love, a little affection, a little tenderness?
    It means you're in the wrong house.

    15. What's the difference between a man & a whale?
    Whales mate for life.

    16. What's the difference between a man and yogurt?
    Yogurt has culture.

    17. "Well, he's obviously a sincere man," said the first woman.
    "How can you tell?"
    "Who would pretend to act like an asshole?"

    18. How can you tell when a man is lying?
    His lips move.

    19. Why will there be a rash of divorces in about 15 years?
    Because that's how long it will take for most husbands to get most of
    these jokes.

    20. What do you call a woman who works for a man?
    The victim.

    21. Why are dogs better than men?
    If you get sick of a dog, you can always have it put to sleep.

    22. What's a man's idea of a seven-course meal?
    Pizza and a six-pack.

    23. How do you force a man to do sit-ups?
    Put the remote control between his legs.

    24. Why do men have such big nostrils?
    Just look at the size of their fingers.

    25. Why did God create man?
    He couldn't teach gorillas how to mow the lawn.

    26. Why do men watch football?
    Because it would be boring to talk about sex all the time.

    27. What's the difference between a man and a cat?
    One is a finicky eater who couldn't care less if you lived or died; the
    other is a house pet.

    28. Why do men always have stupid grins on their faces?
    They're stupid.

    29. What's the definition of a bad date?
    He excuses himself to go call the "little woman."

    30. Why do men call their wives "the little woman"?
    "What?? You expect me to remember her name?"

    31. If men had PMS... who could tell?

    32. What's the difference between a man and childbirth?
    One is an excruciating, painful, unbearable experience; the other is
    just having a baby.

    33. Why do men drive pickup trucks?
    So they'll have somewhere to put the empties.

    34. What has eight legs and an IQ of 40?
    Four guys watching football.

    35. How can you kill a man?
    Put a blonde and a pickup truck in front of him and tell him he can
    pick one.

    36. What does a man say after sex?
    Who cares?

    36. What are four little words you'll never hear a man say?
    "I did the dishes"

    37. How can you tell if a man is horny?
    He's awake.

    38. Why do men get married.
    Because Mom won't put up with their shit anymore.

    39. What's the difference between a man and a sports car?
    you see alot of cute sports cars.

    40. What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?
    "Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets."

    41. Why do I need a husband? I already have a dog that growls every
    morning, a parrot that swears every afternoon, and a cat that
    comes home late at night.

    42. Why are beer cans so easy to open?
    Look who's drinking them.

    43. No wonder men are so unhappy being men...
    There is so little chance for advancement.

    44. Why do men act like such morons?
    Who says they're acting?

    45. What's the soft, fleshy tissue that surrounds a penis.
    A man.

    46. The rule with no exceptions:
    If it has tires or testicles, it'll be trouble.

    47. Why would someone who thinks doing laundry is complicated think I need
    help buying a car?

    48. "Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the
    concept of an inch equalling a hundred miles."

    49. Why don't men make ice cubes?
    They can't find the recipe.

    50. Only God can make a tree, but it took a man to invent dwarf-tossing.

    51. What do you call a sensitive, intelligent man?
    An oxymoron.

    52. How do men define a long-term relationship?
    A second date.

    53. What do you call a man who complains all day, watches sports all night
    and sleeps away his weekends?
    Normal.

    54. How many men does it take to change a mind?
    None. Once their minds are made up they never change.

    55. What's the difference between a wise man and a dumb amn?
    Absolutely nothing. They both think they know everything.

    56. What do you call a man who gets his on beer between innings?
    Athletic.

    57. What's the difference between men and chimpanzees?
    One is hairy, smelly, and picks his butt; the other can be taught to
    communicate with human beings.

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    thanks hun......those jokes are hilarious....

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    What are the two reasons why men don't mind their business? 1. No mind. 2. No business.

    If a man got pregnant.…..Abortion would be available in convenient stores and drive-thru windows

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    10. what do men and beer bottles have in common?
    They're both empty from the neck up.

    This one had me rooolllllliiinnnn!!!! Hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissShani View Post
    Its been a pattern as of late...most of my black cam custies I get are nothing but fucking rude douchebags....so I had my public show goal at 2000K and this asshole with his zero tokens ass comes in my room complaining and telling me nonone is going gto pay my BLACK ASS 2k tokens period and I should think about lowering it to something realistic??????????WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF and then two other jerks join in and say yeah bruh she trying to have high standards...lol
    WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...really.....so because i'm black my standards should be low.....fucking scumbags...nonetheless I told all three to kill themselves and suck a herpes dick..but really .......I just can't today..........


    They will complain no matter how reasonable your rates (or requirements) are. I had my room topic at "400 til topless," and some guy was like "Maybe if you set your room topic to a lower amount, guys will tip to get you topless." *rolls eyes* Get the fuck outta here.....

    I hate when people complain about us having "high standards." The other night someone asked about something...can't remember if it was Skype or private chat.
    Either way, the answer was that I have a 400-token minimum. And he was like "Wow, you must be next level or something." SMH. Look, if you're asking for a private show that takes me away from everyone else, and I'm expected to fuck myself with a toy, then yeah I'm gonna have a minimum requirement for it. I'm tired of idiots with 90 tokens thinking they can just whisk us away for a 1 1/2 minute long private involving toy play.....

    If they "want you sooo bad bb" in private, they'll buy the tokens needed. That happened Sunday night. I convinced a guy to buy additional tokens since he wanted to take me privately so badly. He kept buzzing me for private, and I kept denying it because he didn't have enough tokens. Finally, he bought more and went private for exactly 400 tokens.
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    what a broke ass loser. he obviously just made his account to go around hurling abuse, once he left your room he probably went into the next models room and abused her too - i wouldnt take it personally he just looking for a reaction. as for the other two he probably brought them in from his shit dickhead moron forum to back his loser arse up.

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