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    Duh so it finally happened...

    my whole time dancing, i have never gotten too drunk to work. i mean i have gotten drunk at work, but usually after selling and then drinking champagne. but yea, last night it happened. i went to the bar for a couple of drinks, which i usually do before weekend shifts so i can deal with all the drunk idiots who show up to my job. i think i had what i considered to be 4 drinks... but i think they were mixed a lot stronger than i realised because i was drunk after (4 drinks is usually only enough to calm me, not enough to get me drunk). any way, i already had my makeup done so i went into work anyway, and didnt realise how drunk i was until i already checked in and fell over in my heels. i thought i could power through it, after an hour of not selling anything and tripping more than once due to being drunk in heels i put myself on time out in the dressing room for 15 minutes, didnt sober up as much as i hoped, and asked hte manager if we could pretend i was never there so i didnt have to pay my house fee. they let me off the hook and i apologised and then left and went home.

    anyway, im super embarassed. i guess this being the only time in 3 yrs that this has happened is not so bad, especially compared to all the girls i have seen over the years pass out or puke of piss or god knows what. definitely will be going to work sober next time and try to keep under the radar.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
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    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Default Re: so it finally happened...

    It happens. I think you've got enough tenure and proven sales record there for them to overlook it. You and I both know how girls are on Bourbon St. I guarantee you have nothing to be embarrassed about. No one else probably even gave it a second thought.

    FWIW, I have done way, way worse.

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    yea i just expect a bit better of myself. i know they arent super pissed... they actually tried to convince me to hang out at a neighboring bar and eat some food and sober up for a half an hour to come back and sell champagne but i was like 'fuck no i just cant do it today.' i htink the fact that they didnt demand a house fee means they arent too angry about it. i just cant believe i actually showed up to my job that drunk. i generally try to keep my sloppy drunken moments away from my work space.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    lol this was at my local bar where they always make the drinks strong, not at the strip cclub. they make them too weak at the strip club.

    actually looking back on it, i think a big part was i skipped dinner. i skip dinner for nights out dirnking fairly often, but usually not before work.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Default Re: so it finally happened...

    I think your fine If you continued to do this on a regular basis then management would be concerned, but its a one off thing. All you can take from it is to now be careful of the drinks you have before work. When you go back to work just try and find the humour in it and it will be forgotten before you know it!!!

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    Default Re: so it finally happened...

    I tripped recently when I wasnt drunk and it was highly embarrassing..it happens to everyone...and Im a vet lol..

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    Default Re: so it finally happened...

    Definitely not a big deal. Happens to everyone, after all what can you expect when you get men buying you drinks left and right?
    Last time I didn't even realize I was drunk until I stood up... I ended up breaking a glass and knocking over like, 5 drinks. I also fell on my ass on stage. Whoops. No one gave me shit for it and I still made money.

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    Default Re: so it finally happened...

    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    actually looking back on it, i think a big part was i skipped dinner. i skip dinner for nights out dirnking fairly often, but usually not before work.
    Yeah, that'll do it. The one time I got too drunk to work was because I drank on an empty stomach (I only had 3-4 drinks). Unfortunately I didn't have the wherewithal to leave so I got to hang out at work in all my sloppy drunken glory. I was so embarrassed, I didn't go back for a week.

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    It's taken three years? You have A LOT more control than most.

    I say good job for waiting so long for it happen. High five! Lol
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    Default Re: so it finally happened...

    Once in Austin I got so drunk I screamed at the new GM, shoved him (he was line 5'4"), told the door guy to go fuck himself, then stormed out in my clothes but with my stripper heels still on. I stepped out onto the pavement, twisted my ankle, snapped both of my shoes and fell on my face on the pavement in front of a taxi.

    I didn't get fired. I was so embarrassed I wanted to die the next day. I stopped drinking regularly a YEAR after that, and now am totally alcohol free.

    I hope this makes you feel better. You handle yourself well and at least you didn't lose your shit.

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