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    I was at a nude club , I had on these pants kinda like sweatpants but not , I had left fitness center and stopped by . Well I startedto get a dance and this girl sat on me ,moved around and asked why I wasn't hard yet.but I was , I told her she put her hand down there and laughed a little.I asked what's up and she said I was tiny . After dance, I went to sit down and girls came over to me and wanted to know if it was true ,the first girl told all of them .. has that happened to any dancers,have u come across a small penis.

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    Default Re: will all dancers laugh?

    Be more creative with your trolling.

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    Default Re: will all dancers laugh?

    This was your own fault. If it was a nude club you should not have had your pants on. That way the dancers wouldn't have had to wonder and ask. Another choice would be to wear one of those sticky name badges that says 'my name is'.....yet change it to ''my dick is only 2'' when hard''.

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    I think some guys enjoy being made fun of their small penis.

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    Default Re: will all dancers laugh?

    I love tiny dicks, especially on fat guys. They turn me on.

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    Default Re: will all dancers laugh?

    Maybe he is looking for pity.

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    Default Re: will all dancers laugh?

    sounds like he gets off on SPH and looking for some free wank material.
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    :eye roll: does anyone else think perhaps this guy is bragging that some nasty ass stripper ( a true entertainer wouldn't do any of this) grabbed his dick in the club to comment? Sigh another troll for us to deal with

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    Default Re: will all dancers laugh?

    They didn't just grab me ,they would sit on my lap ,or kinda brush over it like it was an accident ,I'm not being a perve

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    Default Re: will all dancers laugh?

    Yes, you are!

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    Default Re: will all dancers laugh?

    I'm not

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    i think she just wants to nail you bro. definitely take this to the next level by telling the bouncer that you can kick his ass. don't allow other sexual rivals in the vicinity. good luck.

    i hope this helps.

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    She was either really laughing at you because it's pathetic, or you're a troll.

    If she was laughing I'd think that was better anyway, so I hope you aren't a troll.
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    Default Re: will all dancers laugh?

    I'm laughing at you & your tiny penis (or is that a second belly button) right now. Heheh! Isn't it fun to be 12 again people?! Lol!


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    Default Re: will all dancers laugh?

    im not a troll, and bambi you dont even know my size.

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    Default Re: will all dancers laugh?

    Here's what you do:
    go to the cam site of your choice, find a pretty model, and ask her if she does small penis humiliation. If she says yes, take her to private and have yourself a time.

    OR, go to the strip club of your choice, find a dancer you feel comfortable with, and ask her if she'd be willing to indulge your fantasy in VIP.

    Here's what NOT to do:
    Go to a sex worker support forum and try to get your jollies from us for free during our off-time.
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    Default Re: will all dancers laugh?

    jeez im no wierdo, im not getting my jollies off just askin a few questions relax

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    Default Re: will all dancers laugh?

    ^ Does this guy think we're dumb? Go back to the strip club and pay for your question to be answered.

    I make no further comment on the topic. The best thing you can do with these types is ignore whatever they say. Must be difficult trying to get free wank material these days.

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    Default Re: will all dancers laugh?

    You got what you deserved for wearing sweatpants to a club, if in case this situation really happened.

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    Default Re: will all dancers laugh?

    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

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    Default Re: will all dancers laugh?

    How do you block people here? I never did it before but obviously these types usually get banned on sites. So how do you do it?

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    Default Re: will all dancers laugh?

    Ok found it " its under ignore. done.

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    Oh thank god he's finally gone. Ugh.
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    Another day, another troll banned.

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