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    K, so to reduce the thread count in this forum, I am compiling all of my flaws that I want to fix into one thread. (except for my boobies, cause we've talked about that.) And I would appreciate any helpful advice on any of them. We'll start from the head down. Here we go!

    Dry, thin hair, caused by damage from bleaching. Can't keep color in it, at all. Some hair breakage noticeable, especially around the crown of my head. Would like a good moisturizer, bearing in mind that I am dyeing it dark, so I can't use keratin treatments. Also, a good color depositing shampoo, and possibly hair growth treatment.

    Eyebrow tinting. I have naturally blonde eyebrows and fill them in every day, but want to tint them. Anyone done it?

    Veneers. I want to replace my two front teeth, which have been moving around since my braces came off when I was 12. If I don't wear a retainer every night, they move. So, I want veneers. Who has em?

    Stretchmarks...nature's big "fuck you," after all the hard work I did bearing a child. I have them on my boobs and butt. How do I make them less apparent? When I use my tanning crap, they stick out even more.

    Abs. I do crunches as often as humanly possible. And I actually have very strong abs....I just need to burn off this layer of freaking fat so they'll show up.

    Love handles.

    I want a bigger, rounder, more delicious booty right now, damn it! I have the weirdest ass shape. The muscles in my butt are very apparent, going all the way up into my lower back, but tapering off toward my thighs. This has caused a bump at the top, for a sort of reverse tear drop shape. Hate it.

    BTW, feel free to list all of your bodily complaints as well.
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    Dude! I'm a tiny 100 lbs, but I have that damn double chin thing going on...I hate it.

    I love my freckles though, and I also adore girls who have freckles.
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    Bit of pudge I gained from being inactive for about a month. been hitting the gym 5x a week about 2hrs a day.

    My feet they're ridiculously small and I have a hard time finding shoes.

    My hair everyone thinks its a wig

    I just wanna drop this last bit of pudge and we're good
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    "We got our knees done."

    "You can do that????"

    I have awful chicken legs, but my calves are becoming super toned, so it's getting better.

    When I don't wear makeup, I look like a 10 year old boy.

    When I DO wear makeup, I look like I'm scowling at everyone because my eyebrows point down toward my nose......oh, and I'm totally scowling at everyone.
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    Desuvsdeath, I'm also kinda OCD about walking around with unfinished tattoos. Can't do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Bit of pudge I gained from being inactive for about a month. been hitting the gym 5x a week about 2hrs a day.

    My feet they're ridiculously small and I have a hard time finding shoes.

    My hair everyone thinks its a wig

    I just wanna drop this last bit of pudge and we're good
    What size shoe do you wear? I've always thought I have teeny tiny feet, because I wear a size 5, but if yours are even smaller....

    I have pudgy little sausage toes and my fingers are long, thin and bony.
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    There's a few things I would change if I had unlimited resources but really they don't bother me that much. I guess knowing I'd probably never have the balls, money or time to fix them....

    Nose - would look better slightly shorter and wider
    Chin - I donno what happened but it's not symmetrical! It's like one side is more bony than the other. Maybe cause I used to have a cross bite that was corrected with braces.
    Thighs - so damn chub and cellulite covered... Fuck lipo I want a whole leg transplant
    Ass - too flat

    Farrah - IME no sugar diet best way to show the abs.

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    So...............drinking a 12 pack of soda a day is probably counter productive to that, then.
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    ironic. i just wrote out a list like this in my notebook....

    my list:
    -teeth whitening
    -keep going to the gym to lose 40-60 lbs (yea...im THAT fat)
    -anal bleaching (i became obsessed after going in pink_puss on MFC's chatroom and seeing that her asshole was gorgeous! lmao i actually texted my friend about it...idgaf its a compliment)
    -bleaching of my inner thighs and back of my thighs and crotch area in general
    -grow hair down almost to my bra strap
    Tell me what do you see? Thug niggas? Drug dealers? Its a trip...every nigga in this whip got a mothafuckin college degree

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    I, too, am curious about anal/genital bleaching.....I am half spanish. While I don't have a spanish woman's hair, skin tone, eyes, etc, I DO have a spanish woman's vagina/asshole. -.-
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    Spanish woman's asshole

    What ever you do for your boob/ass stretch marks, don't do laser. It'll melt off your fat. BTW.

    My list: dermabrasia/chemical peel. Teeth bleaching, I'm due, redo boobs(a bit bigger, different profile). Fillers, haven't jumped on that wagon yet. I'm thinking or getting invisalign or braces behind the teeth. I had braces as a child, but feel like they can still be a little more straight on the front top.

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    I'd love to see a pic of you guys, I bet you all look gorgeous and a lot of it is just in your head.. Buuut since that's not the point of this thread I'll tell you my ridiculous insecurities

    my hair: so thin and short and no volume. But there's no way to fix that besides extensions

    Really everything else I hate I already fixed as well as I can like lashes, lips filled with injections, had lipo and a boob job, etc etc...

    On my list right now are injections under my eyes, but I'm scared it won't be worth it.

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    Well to get your abs to actually show you'll have to burn all over body fat (this goes for the lovehandles too). You cant really target fat loss, so i suggest high intesity cardio, i lke to mix up my workouts by doing intervals on the treadmill and stairmaster. The stairmaster might also help your ass get into the kind of shape you desire.

    Eating clean really helps to show definition in your stomach area especially, so i'd work on cleaning up your diet if you feel you need to.

    As far as the other problem i cant give much advice, i use alot of oil treatment for my hair and homemade hair mask but i dont know how safe they are if youre planning on coloring.

    And if anyone has some sound advice on stretchmarks on the ass i would LOVE to hear that!!!!!
    i ran track and crosscountry in highschool and develope stretch marks from the muscle growth all of my ass, thats my biggest insecurity, aside from maybe getting my nose done in the future.


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    I have a bunch but the main thing that sticks out is Id kill (kill) for more toned legs. Ive overhauled my fitness and nutrition regimen over and over again, and although Ill lose some volume, my upper thighs barely budge and there is barely any definition. Id just like less boring legs. They epitomize skinnyfat legs. Lipo? Really truly eliminating all sugars, including fruits? Super intense interval training? idk. I really love fruit and cant find a decent way to drink coffee without a bunch of crap in it. I think I just need to be more disciplined.





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    meh nose
    dry hair ):

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    has anyone heard of this? It's Microdermabrasian medical crystals for stretchmarks. Some girl was raving about how this worked for her on a thread about strechmarks somewhere, but i haven't heard too much about it:

    http://www.medicalcrystals.com/stretchmarks.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by roast View Post
    I have a bunch but the main thing that sticks out is Id kill (kill) for more toned legs. Ive overhauled my fitness and nutrition regimen over and over again, and although Ill lose some volume, my upper thighs barely budge and there is barely any definition. Id just like less boring legs. They epitomize skinnyfat legs. Lipo? Really truly eliminating all sugars, including fruits? Super intense interval training? idk. I really love fruit and cant find a decent way to drink coffee without a bunch of crap in it. I think I just need to be more disciplined.
    When I reeeeaaallly really started doing intense pole tricks, I noticed a LOT of difference in my legs. When it comes to working my upper thighs, the boomerang hold comes to mind. (hold the pole and lift/hold your legs in a sort of sitting position, shaped in a V, like a boomerang.) Oooohhh the glorious burn.

    I have yet to find a workout that uses all of my muscles like the pole.
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    ^Thanks for bringing that up, Ive been wondering about that and possible chemical peel on my bikini zone to rid it of its folliculitis....

    For the people with mild visible cellulite - I dry brush before getting on cam and will probably do it when attempting dancing. It temporarily makes an improvement if you remain hydrated. Im not sure howd it work with heavy cellulite unfortunately but it works for me.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Farrah_Golden View Post
    When I reeeeaaallly really started doing intense pole tricks, I noticed a LOT of difference in my legs. When it comes to working my upper thighs, the boomerang hold comes to mind. (hold the pole and lift/hold your legs in a sort of sitting position, shaped in a V, like a boomerang.) Oooohhh the glorious burn.

    I have yet to find a workout that uses all of my muscles like the pole.
    Ive been debating trying out poledancing classes before my trial of dancing, but Ill definitely go for it. Pole dancers who do the acrobatics have incredible bodies. Thanks for this!Ill do boomerangs until I pass out. It really is an insecurity, anyway I can wear shorts without stopping at every reflective surface to scrutinize will be such an improvement. thank you!





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    I'd love to see a pic of you guys, I bet you all look gorgeous and a lot of it is just in your head.. Buuut since that's not the point of this thread I'll tell you my ridiculous insecurities

    my hair: so thin and short and no volume. But there's no way to fix that besides extensions

    Really everything else I hate I already fixed as well as I can like lashes, lips filled with injections, had lipo and a boob job, etc etc...

    On my list right now are injections under my eyes, but I'm scared it won't be worth it.
    You asked, so I'll deliver.

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    This is me, being lazy and lounging at home. This is not my stripper persona. I swear, when I clean up, I'm much cuter.

    Note the young boyish features
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    Quote Originally Posted by roast View Post
    Ive been debating trying out poledancing classes before my trial of dancing, but Ill definitely go for it. Pole dancers who do the acrobatics have incredible bodies. Thanks for this!Ill do boomerangs until I pass out. It really is an insecurity, anyway I can wear shorts without stopping at every reflective surface to scrutinize will be such an improvement. thank you!
    Do it! The pole is WONDERFUL for working and toning muscles! It's my godsend. My biceps are bigger than my husband's...heeellll yeeaahhh. (Just kidding; they're not that big, but it's still impressive.)

    http://poledancedictionary.com/moves/29/boomerang-hold/ This is the boomerang hold. Requires a fare amount of upper body strength. I would get accustomed to basic spins, pole climbs, etc first, unless you feel you have exceptionally strong arms already.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roast View Post
    ^Thanks for bringing that up, Ive been wondering about that and possible chemical peel on my bikini zone to rid it of its folliculitis....

    For the people with mild visible cellulite - I dry brush before getting on cam and will probably do it when attempting dancing. It temporarily makes an improvement if you remain hydrated. Im not sure howd it work with heavy cellulite unfortunately but it works for me.
    Jergens gradual self tanner does wonders for cellulite...I was skeptical at first; it claims to be clinically proven to improve cellulite in 7 days or whatever. But all in all, I was very impressed with the results...used it every time I got out of the shower, and within the first week or so, I did notice my skin starting to feel firmer.
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    I definitely do not have strong arms so that is very exciting also

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    On my list right now are injections under my eyes, but I'm scared it won't be worth it.
    I did it with juvederm - it really made an impression on my overall appearance, seriously. I could put down the hefty concealer finally... which I havent done since I discovered concealer.

    Arnica helped a bit but I didnt use it consistently - because I had bruises for about 48hours so just account for that. I really highly recommend it if your undereye area is somewhat concave and darker than the rest of your face.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Farrah_Golden View Post
    You asked, so I'll deliver.

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    This is me, being lazy and lounging at home. This is not my stripper persona. I swear, when I clean up, I'm much cuter.

    Note the young boyish features
    I don't see a double chin.. you look good girl!

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