




OH GOD....I have so many funny experiences to draw on. Off the top of my head....
1) Seems to be scamming YOU right away. One loser would come in with a bottle of store bought salsa, claim he just came from a meeting with investors, and was getting ready to market HIS new idea for a new type of salsa. (Trying to appear newly rich.) In these cases he's talking about himself or how awesome he is for 5-10 minutes- does not express any interest in you, or buying you a drink.
2) Refuses to interact with you during your approach and greeting. Is not interested in your offer to come back with a friend. This guy has no money & came in to fill up space.
3) Appears to be under the influence of hard narcotics or is very drunk (smells and looks drunk.) Usually this customer will be thrown out before he has a chance to get dances, if he doesn't pass out first.

UGH. Im sure this has already been stated but guys who almost immediately when you start talking with them ask when you are going on stage. I have never ever had one of these guys come up to tip me well during the stage set or want to do anything after (If I was actually going on stage soon).
If I know Im not like one song away from stage or Im at a club where doing dances gets you out of stage (the semi private ones anyway,not the low contact cheap table dances), I usually say something about I dont know or not for a long time but I can dance for you personally in the back, that dance is more interactive and fun anyway *wink* and if they still refuse then im gone mid sentence.
Those guys just want a free show, and let a bunch of cheapos come in on a slow shift or a day shift with minimal customers and no one tipping. im not taking shit off.

Young guys who come in asking for your "IG" the second you start talking to them.



Guys that talk constantly without letting you get a word in edgewise. They don't want you to have time to talk sexy and ask for a dance.
People who keep a stack of money on the table
Guys, particularly the young ones, trying to impress with a flash suit or anything that looks out of place and like he's trying too hard
Guys that HAVE to know your REAL name, your hometown, where you went to school etc
"I know the manager/DJ/bartender etc"
Guys that say they used to date a stripper so they totally know what we are doing...
"I'm in sales"
People under the age of 25

Guys that talk about how much money they spent in the strip club the last time that they were there. I dont always find these total time wasters, sometimes good for a dance or a few. But typically really annoying.
Guys that say they will give you cash- but don't reach for their wallets...
This just happened last night with 2 douchey dudes in a VIP booth who "knew the DJ/bouncer/whatever"
HIM: I'll give you $100. Take care of my friend.
ME: Sure, want me to give him some dances for that hundred?
HIM: No, just take care of him. He's a nice guy.
ME: Of course I will, I'd love to.
(a few minutes pass... light conversation... no cash is exchanged....)
ME: So.... why don't we settle this up now so before we both forget about it?"
HIM: You wanna be like that? You bitch, get the fuck out of here, etc,
ME: ?? Why would I spend an indefinite amount of time "taking care" of your friend without being paid upfront?
HIM: [more insults]
THEN the "Nice guy" later says to me, "How come you never came back? My friend gave you $100."
I'm like, "Umm, No he DIDN'T that's WHY i left." Then he starts saying he *SAW* him give me the money, Am I calling him a liar, etc.
What pieces of work!!!! Called it, though.



Oh god just keep things extremely short with dipshits like that and straight ignore them if they come back. I've had similar scenarios to the above as well.



Yeah I rarely get topless on stage and I only work topless clubs. Fuck freeloaders and cheap bastards. Also the nasty fucks that want tits in face for $1 or for u to ride the back of their head with ur vag for $1 or legs over shoulders, you get what I mean. I can't be bothered with that shit.




^^^ agreed. I probably do too much on stage. It’s just kinda the norm and I don’t feel like being the prude girl.
Time waster. Don’t let guys lead you on. No more than a few song of chit chat. As soon as they touch me, I ask for the sale. You never really know which guys will spend or not until you pitch the sale. I just set a personal limit of 2-5 songs. If they are good company and not like an octopus I’ll stay for a few songs, but if they are negative and touch probably 1 song is the Max. Oh and anytime, they ask to see your ass or boobs...I walk away in midsentence. I don’t know why guys do it, but I can’t think of a time I’ve ever gotten a dance from a guy who said, “turn around” or “let me see” or just many bullshit to be honest. If you feel uncomfortable pitch the sale and leave.



I'm not even that patient with them, but I agree with that. Anytime a guy starts to piss me off even if it's immediately as I walk to him I pitch the sale. I think the reason I am so incredibly short with guys is because we don't have VIP or champagne sessions out where I am, and I really can't justify spending much time at all trying to squeeze out $20 from them or possibly multiple $20s.
I do, however, work at clubs that guys are used to girls taking their god damn time before pitching a sale or simply drinking with them for anywhere from 20 min to several hours (wish I was kidding). So I am aware my attitude perhaps hurts me sometimes. But idk on normal nights where we don't have girls getting finger banged for $20 I'm normally the top dance seller. (doesn't take much to be the top seller in these parts really)..
Captain Save a Hoe
Guys who bring up drugs
Guys who wait a while or ignore you when you ask them if they'd like a dance.
Guys who want to massage you while you sit with them and guys who try to undress you while you're sitting with them as well. When I tell them we should go for a dance/VIP if they want to do that, they always say "maybe later" and that is codeword for no.
Customers who were dragged in to the club by their friends.
if a waitress comes over and they order themselves a drink right in front of you and don't ask if you want anything. that's a pet peeve of mine and tells me they're either on a budget or not interested in me.
ALSO another one i've been encountering a lot recently is guys bragging to me about how much pussy they get on seeking arrangements. if a guy even casually mentions that website i just excuse myself ASAP. idk why they bother coming in if they supposedly have hoards of young women dying to fuck them and hang out and spend the night for like $200 a day.





Asks you a million personal questions right off the bat, such as:
"How old are you?"
"Do you have any kids?"
"Are you married/have a boyfriend?"
"Do your parents know you do this?"
Doesn't offer to buy you a drink when the bartender/waitress comes around
Tries to put his hands all over you or tries to get you to sit on his lap the instant you approach
Says "I'd love to take you to dinner/meet you outside of here" right off the bat
Says "I know the manager/owner/DJ"
Talks about knowing how this works or they used to date a stripper
Has one word answers to everything, doesn't look at you, barely talks (although some guys are just shy and I've had a couple guys totally surprise me. I thought they weren't interested because they would barely look at me or talk to me, but they bought one or more dances when I asked them. Turns out they were just shy or not good at making conversation. So always ask everybody for a dance, even if you're almost positive they'll say no!)
Aside from Captain Save a Hoes, I think the biggest timewasters are the bullshit talkers. These are the ones that wait for you to approach them and immediately start bragging to you about how much $ they make. They'll claim to be a successful business owner or management in charge of x department somewhere. Meanwhile they're not tipping you. They're not buying any dances. They're not doing anything other than talking about how much $ they have, how they have so many powerful connections, and how great their life is. When you ask them if they want to buy a dance or go to VIP, they start going off on how they have two hot, bisexual 18 year old supermodels at home waiting for them and that they're just here to enjoy the scenery, have a beer, or have a burger because strip club burgers are somehow superior than an actual restaurant, lol. Fantasy storytellers = timewasters in my experience.




Guys who make a big deal out of saying “soo what else do you do?? What’s your other job? You mean you have nothing else??”
They’re trying to make themselves feel less guilty for not paying you, hoping that stripping is just a fun side gig to release your nympho tendencies for horny stinky old men 😂




I get a funny feeling and I excuse myself. Never prejudge your customer. Always be polite and respectful. I talk the talk and see if they wanna but a dance, and I come back to maybe laters, but anything other than like 5-10 minutes and they need to buy a timed VIP for the girlfriend experience. Time is money
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