I just stumbled across this lil gem on TitsandSass.com. It's fucking hilarious
http://titsandsass.com/?p=781#more-781




I just stumbled across this lil gem on TitsandSass.com. It's fucking hilarious
http://titsandsass.com/?p=781#more-781
"You're better than no one and no one is better than you."
-- Bob Dylan
“There's never going to be a great misunderstanding of me. I think I'm a little whacked.”![]()
lol!!! this was funny!!


LOL.Love it! If its a joke, why was I taking mental notes tho? haha!
"Not one drop of my self-worth depends on your acceptance of me."





^^^^^^Me too! LMAO! That was some funniy shit! I'm ready to send this link around to my stripper friends.
“What a caterpillar calls the end of the world we call a butterfly.” - ECKHART TOLLE





"Then use some hand sanitizer because he could have been masturbating or doing that tucking-his-boner-into-the-waist-of-his-pants-thing in the bathroom.""
^This made me laugh!





Bahahah!
“I am the hottest bitch in this Applebees.”
Omg, nearly choaked laughing!




This is what made me laugh my ass off. Lol
"If he says no, get up and sit with a man who looks like he wants to spend some real money on food. "
I wish that I could do this shit on real life bad dates. Oi!![]()
"You're better than no one and no one is better than you."
-- Bob Dylan
“There's never going to be a great misunderstanding of me. I think I'm a little whacked.”![]()
"Don’t forget to upsell. Lean over and whisper in his ear and ask if he’s ready to have some fun. Then tell the waitress you need a dessert menu. If he says no, get up and sit with a man who looks like he wants to spend some real money on food."
Bahahahaha!
hot flirting tips 2k13: tell him, “I’m not like other girls,” then pull down the secret zipper at the back of your neck to reveal your true reptilian form

I got sucked into the whole website. I wound up going through tons of articles and wasting over two hours on there.Love it!
Behind every bitch is a girl who got tired of being broken and used.




I know! I have it saved as one of my fave sites. I actually found out about on this site when someone started a thread about it. Another handy site I found out about was the geishadiaries.com.
"You're better than no one and no one is better than you."
-- Bob Dylan
“There's never going to be a great misunderstanding of me. I think I'm a little whacked.”![]()
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