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    Default How to go on a first date like a stripper

    I just stumbled across this lil gem on TitsandSass.com. It's fucking hilarious

    http://titsandsass.com/?p=781#more-781
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    Default Re: How to go on a first date like a stripper

    lol!!! this was funny!!

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    LOL.Love it! If its a joke, why was I taking mental notes tho? haha!
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    Default Re: How to go on a first date like a stripper

    ^^^^^^Me too! LMAO! That was some funniy shit! I'm ready to send this link around to my stripper friends.
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    "Then use some hand sanitizer because he could have been masturbating or doing that tucking-his-boner-into-the-waist-of-his-pants-thing in the bathroom.""
    ^This made me laugh !

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    Default Re: How to go on a first date like a stripper

    Bahahah!

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    Omg, nearly choaked laughing!



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    This is what made me laugh my ass off. Lol

    "If he says no, get up and sit with a man who looks like he wants to spend some real money on food. "


    I wish that I could do this shit on real life bad dates. Oi!
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    "Don’t forget to upsell. Lean over and whisper in his ear and ask if he’s ready to have some fun. Then tell the waitress you need a dessert menu. If he says no, get up and sit with a man who looks like he wants to spend some real money on food."
    Bahahahaha!

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    Default Re: How to go on a first date like a stripper

    I got sucked into the whole website. I wound up going through tons of articles and wasting over two hours on there.Love it!
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    I know! I have it saved as one of my fave sites. I actually found out about on this site when someone started a thread about it. Another handy site I found out about was the geishadiaries.com.
    "You're better than no one and no one is better than you."
    -- Bob Dylan

    “There's never going to be a great misunderstanding of me. I think I'm a little whacked.”


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