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    Ok, so my favorite thing about camming connection has got to be sharing all the straight-up ridiculous shit that comes with camming, and our reactions to that ridiculousness.

    I thought it might be fun to start a thread about our best cam girl triumph moments, a time you got to tell off a sleazeball, beat someone at their own game, your best witty comebacks or moment that made you feel like a bad ass!
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    Default Re: Camgirl moments of triumph/ wittiest comebacks

    My all-time favorite come back is when a guy comes in your room and asks "why don't you do anal?" you reply "why don't you?" I haven't gotten the chance to use it yet but I'm actually now looking forward to a guy asking me that!


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    I love when a guy says "wow thats expensive" "your prices are way too high" etc, and then I get taken private before I can even reply to him. Guess my prices aren't too high for other guys! Ha!


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    Hmm, the only one I can think of right now is this:

    whenever someone bitches that I won't do things for free, or says "Why's it called free chat if you're getting tips?"

    I say "because it's called free CHAT, not free ASS" (or pussy, nudity, whatever they were trying to see for free). Or I say "I'm not a cheapass mall food stand here to give out free samples. Pay to play"



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    @ neliana, totally! that reminds me of once when a guy was saying "othr gurl will show shit on ur birthday... I wanna see ur butthole for my birthday"
    then I got taken pvt before I could respond. I was about to say "Oh really? What happened then? She figured it out after your birthday came 3 times in one week, so now you're clogging up MY room instead?"



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    "I have 9 inches."
    "I'm sure you do, now spit it out of your mouth."








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    "Can I see ur asshole bb??"
    "No but you can look in the mirror and see one."








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    Where are you from?
    My mommy's stomach


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    These are great! So far I have to agree the best victory is being taken pvt before you can even respond. Especially if it's a long pvt! Sometimes, if i know I'm about to go pvt when there are a bunch of freeloaders in my chat, I'll smile really big and flip the room off. Getting the timing just right on that feels amazing, hahaha.
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    'Do you do anal bb?'
    'Everybody's doing it, I like to be different'

    or
    'Will you fuck your ass in pvt bb?'
    'Sure, if you fuck yours and show me on cam first!' Never been called on that one yet!
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    Default Re: Camgirl moments of triumph/ wittiest comebacks

    Sure there have been a few, but can't remember. Here's one tho that I like to use:

    Him: where are you from?
    Me: I'm Scottish, I live near Dundee.
    Him: where near Dundee?
    Me: would you like my postcode?
    Him: yes pls
    Me: no problems, it's FUC9 OFF2
    (always cracks other guys up)

    Another thing I do... If someone is fucking me off. I have a toy which is a hand with the middle finger sticking up. Basically the middle finger slightly rotates and the thumb vibrates, a bit like a rabbit. Anyway, I get it out and put the middle finger on rotate for them. ;-)


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    I feel like I should definitely have a picture of a donkey, a cat and some birds at the ready for these requests. :p

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    "Does your mom know you are on this site?"

    "Ummm no, does YOUR mom know you are on this site?"


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    A guy said that my lingerie was the ugliest thing he'd ever seen. I was in a gold show countdown so I said,

    "If you don't like it on me, think of how much better it'll look on my floor. Join the gold show and it'll come off fast!"

    He replied, "Thanks SO much for the INVITATION!" *eyeroll* "Where did you even get that shit?!"

    To which I responded, "Your mom gave it to me as a present after I fucked her. She said you just weren't cutting the mustard anymore."

    He said, "Yeah, it looks like something my mom would wear."

    I said, "Oh, no she actually told me that she bought it for you but your fat ass manboobs wouldn't fit in it."

    and I banned him. It still made me mad and he had me step for step but I thought the original response to him was an excellent attempt to turn a bad situation into a good one.


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    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs


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    The funniest comebacks I have seen were from Ruby Knox and Rachel Storms. I have the typical ones for anal etc.. LOL

    One time a guy comes in Ruby's room bragging over and over and over and over that it was his birthday. Ruby was obviously ignoring him because she probably KNEW what was coming next (flash me it's my birthday) so, after about the 6th time this guy says it is his birthday, she retorts, "Your mother should have had an abortion!, I don't care that it is your birthday!" LOL It was so blunt, and in your face I cracked up!

    When Rachel is asked the other day to "show something", she wrote on an index card, "Something" and showed it to the cam. Another time, a guy asks her to "flash him" she gets a flashlight and turns it on and off quickly for the cam.. or a camera and uses the flash and takes a pic.. LOL.. There's your flash!


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    "Do you skype?"

    "What's skype?"

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    "That's a high price."

    "It'll be well worth your time."

    Bam! I got a private!



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    Love this thread!
    Quote Originally Posted by Marina Starr
    We don't need toxicity, not even from ourselves.
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    Sometimes your day can get brightened in the strangest of places!

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    I haven't had a chance to use this yet but am hopeful...

    Persistently annoying customer: I need to get laid. Can you help?
    Me: The only way you're getting laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!


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    guy: Where are you from?
    me: Leahland
    guy: what parts of Leahland is there?
    me: well there's tease city, naughty town, and leah shopping central
    guy: i want to go to tease city
    me: It's quite easy you take the private train and then you'll get to tease city.
    *guy leaves*


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    Loser: "Mmm bb let me see that pussy" Me: "mmm ok babe 1 sec..." I show him my cat sleeping on the couch. "smart ass" Leaves. Haha saved me the trouble of banning your lame ass!


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    Being a mature lady I get this one a lot.

    'omg mum what are doing here'

    'same as you son, but I'm getting paid for it'
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    Can to u stand?
    Yes, Can you?-- I love that one

    Show body!
    Turn your monitor ON!

    what can you do for me before private?
    What can YOU do for ME before private????

    You're a bitch!!
    Thank you!!!!!

    I think you should show more..
    I think YOU should shut up!!

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    Just another day at the office....

    beggardouche: show tits
    me: I'd love to show you my tits in private baby.
    beggardouche: nipples
    me: if you have a request, you should TIP first, or just take me private and we can do whatever you want!
    beggardouche: but boobs make me happy, bb.
    me: but gold makes ME happy,bb.

    He left, it made me smile, and the other guys in my room thought it was funny. Then, I immediately got a nice long private. Win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Missymissdemeanour View Post
    Being a mature lady I get this one a lot.

    'omg mum what are doing here'

    'same as you son, but I'm getting paid for it'
    Oh my gosh! That was so good, it hurt!
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