I know, I know... Everyone now a days wants to appear to be a "baller". I constantly hear about my "BMW" or "Ferrari" or "Benz... And how I own a business that made me a millionaire many times over. Still feels weird to have these guys pulling out all the classic "Don't you wish you were me" comments. But I had one this weekend that caught me off guard;
While working the room I approach a guy that appears to be a type that I have found the most success with. We begin talking, same ol small talk. He appeared to be a bit buzzed, but not drunk. I ask him if he would like a dance and he agreed. We went through the first song and he wanted to continue. I began grinding a bit and I noticed he was aroused. I don't get offended or anything and keep dancing. At one point, I felt his member shift to an awkward position. I was watching his face and he didn't even flinch. After it shifted again it felt like it was not attached to his body and I was thinking WTF??? I started moving around more to see if it was him or if I was just imagining things. After a couple minutes it was obvious that he had a dildo in his pants. I didn't say anything, I figured I would just ignore it till we were finished. He ended up getting 5 dances, so it was time well spent. But the entire time I was thinking; why would it be important for me to think this guy was well equipped? Or was he thinking that he had a shot on using that thing in some way? Either way it made for an interesting time.



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