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    Duh Why are you trying to impress me?

    I know, I know... Everyone now a days wants to appear to be a "baller". I constantly hear about my "BMW" or "Ferrari" or "Benz... And how I own a business that made me a millionaire many times over. Still feels weird to have these guys pulling out all the classic "Don't you wish you were me" comments. But I had one this weekend that caught me off guard;

    While working the room I approach a guy that appears to be a type that I have found the most success with. We begin talking, same ol small talk. He appeared to be a bit buzzed, but not drunk. I ask him if he would like a dance and he agreed. We went through the first song and he wanted to continue. I began grinding a bit and I noticed he was aroused. I don't get offended or anything and keep dancing. At one point, I felt his member shift to an awkward position. I was watching his face and he didn't even flinch. After it shifted again it felt like it was not attached to his body and I was thinking WTF??? I started moving around more to see if it was him or if I was just imagining things. After a couple minutes it was obvious that he had a dildo in his pants. I didn't say anything, I figured I would just ignore it till we were finished. He ended up getting 5 dances, so it was time well spent. But the entire time I was thinking; why would it be important for me to think this guy was well equipped? Or was he thinking that he had a shot on using that thing in some way? Either way it made for an interesting time.

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    WTF.... there are fucking weirdos in this world.

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    There used to be a guy who would come into our club with a realistic, rubber dildo in his shorts. He would even pull it out his pant leg and show it off. I recognized it as the Vixskin Bandit from Vixen Creations because I have one just like it. He was so proud of his big dick and showing it off in the club. O_O

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    OMG a guy I know used to do this too!!! He used to stand around the club so you could see it in his pants and it's all people could look at! A few years back it fell out while I girl gave him a dance so I know the drill but I can't tell you how many girls I hear talking about how they just gave a dance to a guy with the biggest member and I know it's him!

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    Think about a guy that can't get hard at all. He would think that the dancer may feel that he's supposedly not enjoying himself. This may be his only way of feeling that he has a woman's attention without the embarrassment of not being able to perform in a real sex encounter.

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    Default Re: Why are you trying to impress me?

    Quote Originally Posted by cherryblossomsinspring View Post
    Think about a guy that can't get hard at all. He would think that the dancer may feel that he's supposedly not enjoying himself. This may be his only way of feeling that he has a woman's attention without the embarrassment of not being able to perform in a real sex encounter.
    I didn't think about that... Good call.

    On my next shift I mentioned it to one of the other girls and she said he constantly has that thing in his pants. From what I was told he dated one of the girls at another club. When they broke up she told a bunch of the dancers that he was "short" on personalty. Word got back to him and he stopped going to the club all together. Poor guy.

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    Someone should have told him that if he shoved it in his ass he would have impressed everyone...

    Some guys are stupid.

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