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    My then-boyfriend, my best friend and I went to a local strip club. Though the boyfriend is a super sweetheart who caries spiders outside rather than squash them, he's a very frightening looking guy, a character actor who routinely plays bad guys like thugs, rapists and child molesters. Amusingly enough, when he shaves and covers up his under eye circles he also gets called on to play superheroes. This particular day he hadn't done any of the latter and had shaved his head for a part.

    Best friend and I were sitting at the rail, tipping the dancers and boyfriend decided he wanted to surprise us by getting us a few dances. He walked over to a dancer. I'm certain that he used his typical shy, soft greeting, "Excuse me hon?"

    He came back a little later, looking all discouraged and sad. We asked what was up. He said that she'd told him that dances ranged in price between 80$ and 160$ per dance, depending on what he wanted. He'd told her he just wanted a dance. She said it'd be 80$ for one song.

    I went for YEARS thinking that dances in my area were simply expensive until I became friends with a dancer. I told her I'd like to come visit her at work but I couldn't afford a dance.

    "You can't afford 20$?"

    She said that dances here are basically the same cost they are everywhere and that was when I realized that the dancer we'd seen so many years ago had inflated the price because she didn't want to dance for my scary boyfriend!

    Anyway, just thought that was funny and wanted to share.


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    I have a fav or two that will jack their price quote for "talkers" or "gropers". LOL, I've never heard them talk about prices for scary guys! LMAO!
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    Isobel I don't think he scared her but IDK....it sounds like she was selling something else. I've been to the club where a friend thought because he was a pro BB the girls would be intimidated by his size & shape...I LOL as they took all his $$$.

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    Perhaps the stripper saw that he was with 2 girls and assumed he wanted her to dance for everyone...OR because he was with two girls, there was risk of drama that one could be a jealous girlfriend.

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    Aww, that's cute and sad. And a reminder not to judge customers by their looks alone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KS_Stevia View Post
    Perhaps the stripper saw that he was with 2 girls and assumed he wanted her to dance for everyone...OR because he was with two girls, there was risk of drama that one could be a jealous girlfriend.
    You'd think she would have said something. I actually asked him if he'd said to her that he wanted her to dance for all of us. He said he'd been so nervous that he'd just asked her, "how much for a dance?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by unbeleavable View Post
    Isobel I don't think he scared her but IDK....it sounds like she was selling something else. I've been to the club where a friend thought because he was a pro BB the girls would be intimidated by his size & shape...I LOL as they took all his $$$.
    Lol i love this, my bf and a lot of his friends are into body building and are all quite big blokes, a few of them came in and sat down, i went over and said hi, once theyd got over the shock of it being me (none of them had ever seen me with make up, tan, hair nails and wearing something other than either pyjamas or baggy shit) a couple of them (who i dont really know) were talking about how they never get dances and they dont have too cause theyre soooo good looking and built etc. A few hours and a few hundred pounds (dollars) lighter they walked out as broken men lol, men with big ego's should never under-estimate strippers. I got tipped off the girls who made money out of them cause i couldnt, its too weird dancing for them!
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