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    Thumbs up Strip Club Guide (for female customers)

    Slide Show with descriptions/instructions below the individual slides:
    http://thegloss.com/sex-and-dating/i...rip-clubs-920/

    My favorite Slide is #7: Be nice! And polite!
    "There's always a group of bros being gross to the ladies at a strip club. They are horrible people. Just because someone is naked doesn't mean your manners go out the window. That nude, gyrating entity is still a person and, no matter what, you better not be an asshole."

    I can add a bit more insight to the matter, even though I cannot draw. Sorry, you'll have to go illustration-less.


    #11: Bring money. Small bills, large bills, and everything in between.

    #12: Come in with a good attitude. Strip clubs are happy places with friendly, outgoing workers**(more on this later on). Strippers are there to entertain you.

    **Strippers pay to work. Strippers pay percentages of dances, room fees, a house fee, and are obligated to tip DJ's, housemoms, hair/makeup staff, bouncers, management, and a plethora of other expenses for the pleasure of performing for you. We don't get a salary. We are not employees. The fees strippers pay per night range anywhere from $20-$300+ per shift.

    #13: Don't be afraid to ask a dancer that you fancy for a dance. Some strippers avoid female customers because of prior bad experiences with jealous, horonary, bitchy female custies. If you want to purchase a dance from a particular girl, approach her or ask one of your friends to bring her over your way.

    #14: Tip. Tip on stage. Tip for dances. Tip for a strippers time if you feel like chatting for a while.

    #15: Don't refuse dances if your friends (boyfriend/husband) buy them for you. I've gotten paid upfront to give a woman a dance and then she suddenly turns into Polly-Prude-Fest. It's annoying. I either have to return the money or waste valuable time convincing inordinately bashful women to let me do the job I was paid for. It takes only 3-4 minutes to perform a dance. Strippers respect your boundaries and want you to enjoy yourself.

    #16: Drinks. Offer a dancer a drink if you're getting bottle service. Offer to buy dancers a drink if you want to hang out with them for a while between dances. Also, see #14... tipping is always appreciated.

    #17: Decline dances politely. Not every stripper is going to be your cup of tea. That is just fine. If a stripper offers a dance simply say: "No thank you." If/When she persists say: "I'm not interested, but thanks for asking." The famous "maybe later" line is overused. If you really have no interest in getting a dance from a particular stripper just say "Not tonight. Thanks." If you're being pestered relentlessly speak to a security staff member about the offending performer.

    #18: Don't try to steal the spotlight. Ladies, this is for your own good. Snarky comments have no place in the strip club. Insults and put-downs reek of desperation. If you say something disparaging at a strippers expense you are projecting your own insecurities. Don't try and drunkenly attempt to climb on stage and "show these strippers how it's done." Don't. Just don't.

    #19: Abide by the rules. The same rules apply to men/women/transgendered-people/etc. Just because you have boobs you can't touch/bite/lick/grope/scratch/smack a strippers boobs or any other part of her body if the club is non-contact. The rules in clubs are often bent for female customers, yes. However, you should let the dancer dictate her boundaries rather than trying to "get away with" some funny-business.

    #20: Set your boundaries. If you feel uncomfortable, if the dance is getting outrageous, if a dancer is hurting you somehow... speak up! Say "please don't do that". Easy right?

    #21: Enjoy yourself. Strip clubs are absurd, fun, silly, entertaining places. Even if you don't want to purchase a VIP Room that night you can certainly pick up a few sexy moves, get a hot dance, and see some stunning performances. It will certainly be a night to remember for years to come.



    There is a very important rule I need to mention as well. The cardinal rule for female customers (should they decide to wear a skirt or a dress) is to ALWAYS WEAR UNDERWEAR. Strippers do not appreciate surprise-vagina-flashes.

    Thank you, ladies! See you at the club.

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    Default Re: Strip Club Guide (for female customers)

    Well done!
    This should be a sticky, fo sho.

    Loved the slideshow....#10 was hilarious!
    Next visit I'm DEFINITELY ordering the cheese plate (whilst wearing my evening gloves, of course )

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    Default Re: Strip Club Guide (for female customers)

    Too bad 99.95% don't abide by these suggestions. At this point in the game I've had too many bad experiences with them. I just cut my losses and avoid them.
    "Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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    Default Re: Strip Club Guide (for female customers)

    "#19: Abide by the rules. The same rules apply to men/women/transgendered-people/etc. Just because you have boobs you can't touch/bite/lick/grope/scratch/smack a strippers boobs or any other part of her body if the club is non-contact. The rules in clubs are often bent for female customers, yes. However, you should let the dancer dictate her boundaries rather than trying to "get away with" some funny-business. "



    yep!! last night i had some woman try and grab/fondle/smack my ass and tear my bra off onstage and the bouncers did nothing..if it were a man he would have been literally thrown out on the curb. just because you're female doesn't mean i wanna be assaulted :/

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