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    Default How to fake squirting

    I couldn't find anywhere else this might have come up, but I am trying to figure out ways to fake squirting. If there is anyone here who fakes it and doesn't mind sharing your trick, I would love to hear how I can do this!
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    Default Re: How to fake squirting

    Gross lol

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    Default Re: How to fake squirting

    I find if I really work my g-spot and use clit stimulation I can eventually squirt. I'm not sure if every woman has the ability/potential to squirt tho.

    Peeing clear might work, ahaha.

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    Default Re: How to fake squirting

    There's ways to like cup your fingers with liquid in it and like splash it out of your vagina. I've never tried it but it was explained once to me.

    I don't know if this is for squirting or just getting creamy but I read something about putting frozen ice cubes of milk in you. As they melt, you finger bang yourself and it makes it all forth and stuff. I watched one girl who could squirt over and over and over and over again and I just don't see how it could've been real. It looked milky so it wasn't piss. I always wondered if it had something to do with the frozen milk cube story.
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    Default Re: How to fake squirting

    ^^^I want to experiment with frozen milk cubes! But yeah, with squirting, I hear that most of the girls drink a lot of water and pee it out as if they were squirting...





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    Squirter here. Peeing clear is indistinguishable, if you can start and stop it the same way.

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    Default Re: How to fake squirting

    OK I was thinking squirting was fluid coming out of the vag. So in that case I will just drink a gallon of water and pee. HA! I have never been able to squirt. I had someone tell me to take a douche bag and hold water in myself and then push it out.
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    I squirt once on cam and a few times in real life but I cannot do it on demand so I always say I don't squirt if asked.
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    No one can squirt on demand it's something that just happens...squirting on demand = pee. lol.

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    I an and do squirt but it can take alot of work/time. SO when a customer asks I say yes but it can take about 45 minutes. So they are prepared for a long PVT then they get the reward... I guess if you couldn't after all that time you could pee... But I haven't had to resort to that... my sofa is glad I think. I can't imagine the mess even with towels. Real ejaculate has no bad smell although sometimes it smells kinda like almond oil?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImpossiblePrincess View Post
    The only problem with the milk cubes in the vag is that squirt is clear, not milky, and squirt doesn't comte from the vagina. I'd love to do the milk cubes to look creamy though!
    Um... I get the milky kind and I naturally squirt. I get both.

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    Default Re: How to fake squirting

    I squirt occasionally, but its very rare. I just tell guys that ask about squirting that I might squirt if they stay long enough, but it doesn't happen often. many guys that ask about squirting still get privates even if I don't do it

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    I have read that all women produce "squirt" some just don't make as much or have the same ejaculation power. I think squirters are super hott!!! I am not one myself, but I am trying (lol) and cannot wait to get a glass g-spot toy. be careful with the water/pee method... you don't want to drink too much water too quickly.



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    Squirting really is essentially peeing when you orgasm lol
    It's not pee, but it comes from the same place and the sensation of having to pee is actually having to squirt when you're orgasming. Most girls just tend to hold it back thinking they don't want to pee everywhere.
    When I read up on it..I was like wow so I haven't just been losing control of my bladder?
    I've been a squirter since my first orgasm outside the tub.. but I just thought it was the clit stimulation making me go pee! So..I stopped. But once I picked up the info, I started again. My body had gotten used to me just not letting it happen so I kind of had to push when I came the first few times to get it going again and now I'll squirt like crazy with a vag/clit orgasm, if I'm hydrated enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissSeraphim View Post
    Squirting really is essentially peeing when you orgasm lol
    It's not pee, but it comes from the same place and the sensation of having to pee is actually having to squirt when you're orgasming. Most girls just tend to hold it back thinking they don't want to pee everywhere.
    When I read up on it..I was like wow so I haven't just been losing control of my bladder?
    I've been a squirter since my first orgasm outside the tub.. but I just thought it was the clit stimulation making me go pee! So..I stopped. But once I picked up the info, I started again. My body had gotten used to me just not letting it happen so I kind of had to push when I came the first few times to get it going again and now I'll squirt like crazy with a vag/clit orgasm, if I'm hydrated enough.
    Yeah. I have to drink A LOT, in order to squirt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TracyBlade View Post
    No one can squirt on demand it's something that just happens...squirting on demand = pee. lol.
    Ha, then I'm a circus freak!

    I squirt from powerful vibration on the clit. Been able to do it with a number of vibes: the Hitachi (happened the first time someone used it on me! on my first ever porn shoot!), Acuvibe (like a rechargeable cordless Hitachi), the Mystic Wand (still my all time fave and what I use for camshows), the Eroscillator, and an oscillating Broxo toothbrush one of my cam custies bought me after we saw it being used to brilliant effect on a porn site.

    With a vibe I can come in like 90 seconds. Always been that way. So I pretty much can squirt "on demand" and provided I keep drinking water throughout the day, I can do it again and again. Look, I KNOW how vanishingly fucking rare this is, but ... please don't say it ain't possible.

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    Default Re: How to fake squirting

    Fluids are weird. Mostly mine are clear but I get "creamy" sometimes after an orgasm, or when playing with a toy on cam that actually starts to feel good.

    Squirting is clear and not slippery, like water. After squirting I sometimes have to relube, because it washes away all the natural & artificial lube!

    Liquid Silk or Hydrasmooth is awesome for faking that creaminess. Liquid Silk stings me though

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    I'm talking about pulling on ur nipple and "squirting" lol.

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    I can't squirt on demand. When guys ask I say I have squirted before but I can't control it, so they would be taking a chance.

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    I'm a squirter but I've only done it a few time myself with toys. When my boyfriend and I are having sex he can get me to do it 3 or 4 times sometimes and sometimes I don't do it at all. When go through at of bed sheets! I don't know about trying to do it on cam, I think I would just be like, it can take me a while, cause I am get a faking the big O so I think I would just fake it too!

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    Default Re: How to fake squirting

    Im not a squirter..and couldnt pee if i wanted to after an orgasm..but i know a lot of guys really like it if you do. Iam going to pay attention next time i have the big O to see if i have a sensation to pee and just let it go and see what happens. About the insta creamy milk cubes..i was wondering since it is milk if it is sanitary or mess with at all the ph down there?

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    hmm. I would think putting milk in your vagina could lead to some funky infections.
    I've heard of women putting yogurt in there to help fight infections though. So maybe a yogurt with active cultures watered down might be safer?

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    So how many stumps can you fit in your pussy?

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    Bumping to see if any girls have some new suggestions and advice!

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