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    Default Re: Can I be a teacher and a stripper??

    I suppose i can see it from an outside POV, to others who arnt in the buisness, i suppose it can seem exciting and exhilirating. You get to put on exciting shoes and sexy clothes which are so far removed from everyday life, the literal glitter and sparkles, the idea of all eyes being on you cause youre hot and sexy, the idea that all men want to give you money and you go home with a fist full of dollaaas. Its one of those industries which a lot of the time, unless youre in it and have done it, very little is known about it and what goes on once you go past the velvet rope. And having been a primary school (kindergarten) worker most of the time the only thing you get covered in is snot and poster paint, and the only thing you go home with is an infection after one of the little bundles of joy has sneezed on you. Its a rewarding job and i loved it, but its not glitzy and it certainly aint glamourous, having a secret alter ego seems like fun. My BFF is an accountant and loves hearing about the tales of a stripper, most people say "id do it if i had the body/the confidence/my boyfriend wouldnt mind" and like someone else said, lots of girls come try it, and find they arent "cut out" for it cause its not what they thought it would be.

    The reality of it is so far removed from what people think of it as, stripping is exhausting. Its a lot of waiting about and living on a wing and a prayer, whilst being covered in a shit load of glitter. I dunno, im soo tired right now i have the shakes, im probably sleep deprived and therefore mentally incapable. I suppose my question to the OP would be, genuinely, whats your motivation towards stripping in particular? Where did it come from? Have you always wanted to do it and just never got the opportunity? Or is it one of those "hmmm, i think i could try that and see what happens" thing. If i sound like im being patronising, im not, i think ive just lost the ability to articulate lol xx
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    Default Re: Can I be a teacher and a stripper??

    Quote Originally Posted by zzzelda View Post
    Ooh, I'm seeing the confusion with my phrasing. I meant that the LACK of glitz and glam is part of the draw. Sorry for that.
    If you feel the need to slum it a little, and be gritty, get a tattoo or take some pole dancing classes in your panties and get this out of your system that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zzzelda View Post
    Ooh, I'm seeing the confusion with my phrasing. I meant that the LACK of glitz and glam is part of the draw. Sorry for that.
    The lack of glitz and glam is the draw? So basically you're a good girl and you want to feel bad. Everything I just said in my last post still applies. You've no idea what you're talking about, or what you're about to get in to.

    And, actually, now I completely agree with a PP who said that this is completely insulting.
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    Default Re: Can I be a teacher and a stripper??

    Seriously, don't plan on doing this a lot. IT'S NOT WORTH THROWING A CAREER AWAY.

    I don't think it can be said enough.

    Go far far away, disguise yourself, don't tell anyone the truth NO MATTER HOW TRUSTWORTHY THEY SEEM about who you are, and try it, if you are determined to do so.

    Everything JayATee and everyone else said is true. And to be completely honest, it's getting even worse than what they said.

    You think it's exciting to dance on stage and have people throw money at you? The truth is it can be insulting, especially when some guy thinks he's the man, and tries to lure you over with a fucking dollar, or when guys bite, lick, hump, grab, or dirty talk to you. It's abuse on a nightly basis. Or when girls come in thinking their so awesome for going to a strip club, when really they're cheap and keep us from making money.

    You may think we don't know you, or how it is, etc. But the truth is we do. We have been doing this for YEARS (in my case I quit at seven years) and have seen it, been it, done it all.

    Think real hard about your choice, because it can fuck up your future. Stripping will chew you up and shit you out without a care.
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    The people you've thanked in this thread are the ones who don't straight out tell you you're out of your mind and not to do this, or they have, but somehow they've supported your idea to do this anyway. That tells me the rest of us are wasting our breath and you're not going to listen to a damn thing anyone has to say if it doesn't jive with what you want to hear. On that note... good luck. Because you're going to get eaten alive.
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    Default Re: Can I be a teacher and a stripper??

    Quote Originally Posted by zzzelda View Post
    Ooh, I'm seeing the confusion with my phrasing. I meant that the LACK of glitz and glam is part of the draw. Sorry for that.
    I liken this to watching James Bond movies and wanting to become a spy because of the "dark romanticism" of it. You want to be sneaky and cool and live an undercover life that nobody knows about... but in reality, the dark side of the job of being spy is not romantic at all... it's dangerous, lonely, and a bunch of bureaucratic BS. Wanting to strip because you fantasize about being part of something "seedy" and "dark" is just as bad as thinking it's all glitz and glamor, because a part of you is elevating something shitty to something that is a draw... how can something be a draw if it's genuinely dark and crappy? It can't unless you're romanticizing it, and in reality, the genuine crap we have to deal with night by night is not romantic in the slightest.
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    Default Re: Can I be a teacher and a stripper??

    this is absurd. if you're feeling rebellious, get a tattoo.

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    Default Re: Can I be a teacher and a stripper??

    I wouldn't advise this. You have a career making a decent living. Stripping is not glamorous, trust me. It is a physically and mentally demanding job, their is no "friends" in this, drama galore, and you are not usually surrounded by the best crowds in society. You have to put up with a lot of bs to make a dollar. Most girls are not doing it for fun, but for school, bills, and a better future.

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