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    So i feel like this is my special little place for rants instead of going on a screaming spree because im so tired of the bullshit....lets get started ...meet my 3 roomates

    there's the burnouts... "soot sprite" and her bestfriend (who is also my roomate) are like the poster children for those above the influence commercials where they tell you that u'll miss ur life and you will look like shit when u do too much drugs. dont get me wrong i love weed its a great thing..but i dont smoke it every day 5 times a day ...they literally look like this409143111v9_150x150_Front.jpg"soot sprite" . They have to be the dirtiest female i've ever meet and i've only named the first 2. There are dishes that have been in the sink for 4 weeks! theres mold on the dishes and i refuse to clean any of it because none of it is mine and its gross. i went grocery shopping and as i opened the fridge to put in my food. there was the worst smell in there i had not been home for a week and 95% of the food that was in there belonging to them was beyond the expiration date ...the sink was full ..going 4 weeks strong and the fridge was a cesspool of spoiled food ...i snapped ! i grabbed a garbage bag and threw everything away ..the main culprit was an uncovered tray of raw chicken that looked like it had been there for about two weeks. i threw it away tray and all ! i didn't care because they didn't care the place smelled horrible and you just let it continue so why should i care about preserving your shit. She later asked where the pan was..and i told her down the garbage shoot with that chicken flu experiment you were making while i was gone.

    i'm a firm believer that your cleaning habits is a reflection on your personal hygiene if your living space is dirty & smelly your body is probably the same ....thats probably why i never see a man there for any of them.

    and then theres the third one ...my friend calls her phat cheeks ..i honest really dont remember her name nor do i care ...all i know is that she's dirty too and the concept of closing doors is non existing to her ... she leaves the front door open all the time,the fridge,the cabinets,freezer,her room....if it has a door chances are she will leave it open. i smacked my head on the cabinet door one night fumbling in the dark trying to get a snack... i wanted to snatch her out the bed and beat her because it isnt that hard to close a door! majority of the dishes are her and by next week im probably gonna throw them all away too... if you have dishes in the sink for 4 weeks ... obviously you dont care about them and you wont mess them when there gone .
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    I took to doing this on a regular basis, the cleansing of a home. I had three DIRTY housemates. Now two of them, after losing copious amounts of food, crockery etc do actually pull their weight. The third is currently in some kind of a state of regression where as a 23 year old man who spends 18 hours of his day playing a computer game, the other five asleep and the remaining one stinking up my beautiful house. He moved out last week cause get this, i BULLIED him!!!

    Apparently bullying these days is when you ask someone to wipe the surfaces down after theyve cooked, or to put their take away rubbish in the bin. Or when you tell them that you are sick of cleaning their literal shit off the back of the toilet and they need to do it themselves or ill put a lock on the bathroom door so they need to ask for a key to use it.

    My bf already did this with the boiler cupboard because the selfish fucker would turn the (automatically timed, to come on an hour before me and my partner come home from work at 5am) heating so id come back to a freezing house, because well, he had a space heater, he didnt need the heating on! Its not like it was on all the time, i set it so it would be warm when we came home in mid january.

    He shouted at my dog, she lives in my room and my partners room (my room is more of a walk in wardrobe lol) but she has everything she needs in there. I used to ask him to let her out for a wee when i was out, he let her out, and left her outside for about 3 hours, and forgot she was there with snow on the ground, (she's a chihuahua) so i told him not to bother, that it was ok, id put puppy pads down when i was out, she's trained to ask whenever she needs to go so whenever she would scratch at my door for a wee he would open the door and bellow at her to shut the fuck up, she's terrified of him now and hides whenever she hears him coming downstairs. (She got him back though, he ignored her and ignored her for so long once that she scratched through his internet cable and he was without his precious game for 24 hours hahaha)

    I literally cannot stand this man, he uses depression as an excuse to be lazy and selfish, he is supposed to go to uni lectures and instead sits up till 6/7am playing games, and then whenever he has an exam or an essay to hand in, he goes to the doctor and gets a sick note to excuse him, then goes straight back to his game. He is trying to use me as an excuse as to why he is failing to his mother. I told him pleasantly that if he wanted to bring his mother to our house she could check his internet gaming hours logged, cross reference it with his university missed lecture timetable, factor in my hectic work schedule and then possiby do some kind of skin swab to check when the last time he actually had a wash was, and she's find he had no-one to blame but himself.

    Sorry to go on about my woes on here but im just saying i COMPLETELY understand, i feel your pain, you are not the only one out there, housing contracts only last so long before you can escape. Next time, take pictures and log evidence of their filth and lack of security. Then you have an evidence file in case it ever comes up with the landlord, you do not want to end up having to pay out because they have ruined appliances or burgalry etc with their filth and stupidity.

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    My roommate is the same way. Dude loves to live in his own filth. I recently went away to NYC for two months, come back, the same dishes and food in the fridge before I left were still in there. Doesn't ever vacuum and leaves weed everywhere. On the ground, table, bathroom, kitchen, so on. It's pretty weird to step on a bowl worths a weed when walking to your living room.

    The worst though is he never, I mean never, puts the toilet paper on the holder. Now that's laziness at it's worst.

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    ^^^i would take up hoovering aaabsolutly everything, hoovered weed just isnt the same when smoked out of the dyson with bits of lint and dead spiders (i hoover spiders off the wall cause im scared of them and this eliminates the touching them and the stress that more spiders will come to eat the corpse of a squished one)
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    Haha. Honestly the weed thing doesn't bug me that much. You would think though rather than just leaving it everywhere....why not just smoke it? Seems counter weed productive.

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    hehe, the weed wouldnt bother me so much either, i suppose id just hope that the loss of weed might spark a cleansing of a house on his part! xx
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    At this point I've accepted he's not going to change. We're both 26 year old males. Hard to tell him what to do and vice versa. Hopefully he finds a girl who rips him apart about it haha

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    yeah in my situation the weed dosent bother me at all its just the laziness and the lack of cleaning that kills me.
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    One time with an old roommate I took all the dishes and cups he left in the sink for weeks (At least 20 pieces) and put them all in his room. He was so fucking pissed but he cleaned them

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    lol thats my favorite one i did that to my last dirty roommate... i have the worst luck smh i was gone for a week and when i left there was already 2 week old dishes in the sink ... when i came home i put them all in her bed and put the covers over it ... with a note that read "since you enjoy living in filth..." ...ahhhh good times ..good times
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    In the Bed? Damn, you're ruthless haha

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    ...that roomate took me too a very bad place ...im glad she's gone
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    Default Re: WHY ARE YOU SO DIRTYY!! : A roomates rant

    So what's your plan of attack with these roommates?

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    im thinking just throwing away everything this time because if u allow them to sit in the sink for 4 weeks u obviously wont mind if there gone ... then u really wont have to worry about dishes because u have none lol
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    Fill their bath tub with water, soap, and put the dishes in there. Next time they have to shower or bath, they can do the dishes as well.

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    ...oh thats good ....thats really good lol
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    Oh and send me a picture if done hahaha

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    Default Re: WHY ARE YOU SO DIRTYY!! : A roomates rant

    That's assuming they ever shower.

    I had roommates like this twice in my life. That shit got HANNDLED. I can be messy, but there's a difference between "messy" (disorganized, clutter) and "dirty" (filth, mold, smells). I will not tolerate filth or people willing to live in it.

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    Default Re: WHY ARE YOU SO DIRTYY!! : A roomates rant

    Anybody else get totally excited by "Why are you so dirty" and miss the part about the room mate rant in the title?

    Not the kind of thread I was thinking of.

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    Default Re: WHY ARE YOU SO DIRTYY!! : A roomates rant

    Why do you make yourself live w/ people like this? Maybe just start saving & get alittle place of your own?
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    ~Asuuming they work, and if not, its time for new ones asap....
    but as for kitchen...
    ~throw away ALL the food. all of it, except for yours. say it all smelled like rot.
    ~Next hide all the dishes. If you want your have your own ceramic dishes, (but hide it from them) or pots/ pans.
    ~Buy paper plates and forks etc at dollar store.
    ~Tell them if they want to live like they are camping, they can use disposable stuff. and no pots and pans since they do not wash them.
    ~I am guessing they cannot afford a maid.
    ~That said, it usually gets worse so put an ad out for new roomates at school or craigslist asap you are probably the first place they have lived since their mommy's house.

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    I am so happy I am not alone...seriously I have had some wierd, loud, bad roomates but...
    My bf's, friend's rental home went into forclosure under him. My bf and I thought long and hard and decided to let this guy move in temporarily and it has been a dirty disaster.

    I HAVE NEVER MET A DIRTIER PERSON IN MY LIFE, not messy but DIRTY!! I am so glad I can vent here lol. It is honestly EMBARASSING to live with someone like this. I was going to make a post about this cause it is seriously getting on my nerves, but why not just add to the grotesque roomate stories here!!!

    I SWEAR TO GOD U GUYS THIS DUDE HAS NOT TAKEN A SHOWER SINCE HE MOVED IN IN NOVEMBER.

    NOT TAKEN A SHOWER, THATS RIGHT, NOT TAKEN A SHOWER SINCE THANKSGIVING. IT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING.

    This guy also does not wash his hands after using the restroom, coughing/sneezing/snotting and god knows what else. I ONCE HAD HIM PICK UP A DEAD BIRD FROM OUTSIDE, AND THE DUDE DID NOT WASH HIS HANDS. I HAD TO TELL HIM TO WASH HIS HANDS AFTER PICKING UP A DEAD ANIMAL FOR GOD SAKE. He does pick up after himself int he community areas of the house but the other day he would not let my bf in his room for something, as if he was hiding something. Sue me, but we were too curious and we went into this guys room and seriously there was a pile of garbage about 4 feet high in the corner. We asked him to clean it up, he says he did, but it is obvious he did nto with the rank stench coming from his room. I go in there again today and the pile of garbage is now in BAGS but still left in the corner of his room. It is as if this dude wants to live in his own filth. If he did not pick up after himself in the community areas, I shudder thinking about what his standard of living would be like. He has sat on my couch and I had to tell him to keep off of it because where he sat literally smelled like shit, I mean I smelled my couch where he sat and a rank poopie smell rose out of the cushions. My boyfriend literally told this dude to not sit on any of our furniture unless he showers on a daily basis lol.

    The kicker is this dude would ideally be a good roomate: he stays out of our hair, and GASP ACTUALLY CLEANS UP AFTER HIMSELF BUT He will not shower, brush his teeth or wash his hands. It sucks cause I am going to have to toss the dude out, I can't live with someone like this. The dude STINKS to high hell so bad I cant even be in the community areas of my house if he is in there. It is getting to the point where it is blatantly disrespectful. My bf has told him countless times to shower, wash his hands, etc. The other day he even lied to my bf about taking a damn shower, LIED about it and said he did, when we both knew he did not...obvious signs: not hearing the water running, soap sitting unused. My bf and I have dropped countless hints and told him to his face that it is making us uncomfortable but he still WILL NOT SHOWER. We think he has a phobia of water and cleanliness (I discovered this exists the other day) and we told him if he can't keep clean, it is not going to work out. It is beyond me why someone would put a good living situation at risk due to not showering, unless they do have a serious illness or phobia. It is rediculous to me, this dude reminds me of a bratty kid who refuses to take a bath when mommie and daddy say so. We shouldn't even have to be put in that situation where we have to tell a grown person to shower (cant call this guy a grown man, lol). The first time of telling this dude should have been the last but here we are 3 months later and the dude has not showered.

    I knew this dude was a bit messy, I have been to his house a few times and his unbrushed teeth are not the purdiest, but I was not expecting anything like this. We are doing a huge favor to this guy and he is squandering it. AHH so nice to get this off of my chest.

    So you see your situation isnt that bad. You may have mold on your dishes, easier tossed out then an actual person. The dishes can be washed, but I can't force this guy to take a shower lol. Please do tell me that as dirty as your roomates are, they still take a shower right? Cause I have never in my life met someone with such poor personal hygene.

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    Oh yes and about the not brushing the teeth thing: He doesnt!!!! If he smiles wide, you see all of his teeth are completely blackened. Me and the bf noticed he did not have a toothbrush, so we got him one...it remains in the medicine cabinet, unopened, 3 months later. Must be the daily diet of soda, more soda, and a package of cookies.

    Is it just me or are there more overgrown children out there then there used to be. People who's parents never disciplined them, never made them do chores, fed the kid only mcdonalds becasue it was all they would eat and they "didn't know what to do" . They are becoming all of our problems now as roomates now that they are grown up and out of the nest. I am so tired of meeing mid 20-30 somethings who cant cook for themselves, clean up after themselves, and are content living like 6 year olds.

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    ^^i think i have this guys filth twin in my house. Deepest sympathies to you. Mine is banned from the couch in my room. xx
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    ^LOL banned from the couch...too funny. We had to tell him more then once to keep off the furniture, first placing blankets on it if he did sit, then telling him to shower if he wanted to sit in our furniture...he still would THEN we said our couch cushion springs were getting worn (due to dude sitting and watching tv 10+ hours a day, PLEASE do NOT sit on OUR COUCH anymore, you are causing damage to it...and he finally keeps off lol!

    LOL @ filth twin, why don't these people live together..all of them? Why do they move in with clean roomates with nice houses where their filthy habits can be seen and experienced by others?

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