View Poll Results: What should this savage's punishment be?/Should he have eaten the last breadstick?

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  • Death by suffocation (with breadsticks). i.e. No he shouldn't have

    7 33.33%
  • Kisses (with BREAD STICKS) i.e. he did not know any better

    5 23.81%
  • Being impaled with bread sticks i.e. He was doing it to be mean

    2 9.52%
  • Being given only bread sticks for 6 months straight i.e. he has a diet problem

    7 33.33%
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Thread: Random fight with bf...kinda funny. (Breadsticks)

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    Default Random fight with bf...kinda funny. (Breadsticks)

    Please help us settle our dispute:

    I bought pizza and bread sticks for dinner with MY money. I brought said pizza and delicious cheese topped bread sticks (potentially my last meal before I head to the Canadian Border Patrol tomorrow...but I digress...) and decided not to inhale my dinner like some sort of wild boar. My partner, lacking self control--or having the self control of a farm hog I should say--decided to indulge in four pieces of pizza and an amount of bread sticks (liquid gold topped, might I add) that was unknown to me at the time. I was distracted by planning for my trip.

    When I inquired about him retrieving me one last delicious snack before resting since I knew he would head into the kitchen to scavenge for a meal, similar to a vulture dissecting road kill, he replied he had consumed all of MY bread sticks bought with my hard earned lap dance money.

    So..the million dollar question is:

    "Does the person who buys the bread stick automatically get the LAST bread stick?"
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    Default Re: Random fight with bf...kinda funny. (Breadsticks)

    I think its ok for my partner to eat the last slice of pizza or bread stick - even if I bought it, as long as he knows I had some and am full, then go right ahead. But the fact that you didnt have any (maybe he didnt know) and ate them all was wrong.. He didnt even ask if you wanted the last one.

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    Default Re: Random fight with bf...kinda funny. (Breadsticks)

    The hog is cackling while his stomach is full.

    Little does he know...I'll be eating filet mignon and sipping on champagne for the next three days! Canada here I come!
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    Default Re: Random fight with bf...kinda funny. (Breadsticks)

    I also just killed his Red Bull when he thought I was just taking a sip. He said I should make note of that in this thread.
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    Default Re: Random fight with bf...kinda funny. (Breadsticks)

    Did he eat all of your dinner without you having any, or did he eat the leftovers of your dinner?

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    Default Re: Random fight with bf...kinda funny. (Breadsticks)

    I had two bread sticks and two pieces of pizza..he ate the rest of the bread sticks. There's some pizza left over but I really wanted bread sticks.

    As stated this is not a serious thread...

    been lots of drama on SW lately, just something funny to lighten the mood on here haha.

    true story though.
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    Default Re: Random fight with bf...kinda funny. (Breadsticks)

    You're hilarious.

    Also - He who purchased the breadsticks, shall lay claim over the final breadstick. Tis written in the Pizza-etiquette code.

    Oh! And I wanna hear more about your Canadia trip! Shoot me a message? I already have assumptions but...



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    Default Re: Random fight with bf...kinda funny. (Breadsticks)

    Its things like this which make me literally love SW.

    I dont think he was doing it to be mean, i think he was probably being a man and thinking "tarzan hungry, tarzan want more bread sticks"

    My other half complained that theres never enough food ready for when he's hungry and i am out, i would usually tell him "you have arms and a capable of using a kitchen, or just your fingers and ringing for take out" but i thought no, here is my revenge. I cooked up about 10lbs of chicken and rice, put them in containers and he has been made to eat them for every meal for about three days now, i cooked up another secret batch, so he's pretty much gonna live off this shit till he learns his lesson about complaining about food . My passive aggressive streak has been rife lately!
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    Default Re: Random fight with bf...kinda funny. (Breadsticks)

    Quote Originally Posted by GlitterBexie View Post

    "tarzan hungry, tarzan want more bread sticks"

    I cooked up about 10lbs of chicken and rice, put them in containers and he has been made to eat them for every meal for about three days now, i cooked up another secret batch, so he's pretty much gonna live off this shit till he learns his lesson about complaining about food .

    Gold.

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    Default Re: Random fight with bf...kinda funny. (Breadsticks)

    After reading this post you really had me craving breadsticks, so I ate popcorn. It was the closest thing I had.

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    Default Re: Random fight with bf...kinda funny. (Breadsticks)

    I almost regularly eat my other half's take out in his absence haha , esp his Domino's cheesesticks, so I showed him this and he votes "kisses with breadsticks that results in suffocation"

    Other people's food has a nice tasty glaze of "should I? shouldnt I?" to it - it is irresistible, I think that should be factored in? heh





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    Default Re: Random fight with bf...kinda funny. (Breadsticks)

    I say some sort of kinky breadstick play should follow.

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    Default Re: Random fight with bf...kinda funny. (Breadsticks)

    why does it matter who paid for the breadsticks? Isn't it polite to ask when more than one person is eating in any situation.

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    Default Re: Random fight with bf...kinda funny. (Breadsticks)

    He needs to buy you more breadsticks.

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    Default Re: Random fight with bf...kinda funny. (Breadsticks)

    He must remove shoes and socks and venture forth into the wilderness on a quest to fetch more breadsticks for his beloved.

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    Default Re: Random fight with bf...kinda funny. (Breadsticks)

    ^Intentional Princess Bride Reference?



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    Inconceivable!

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    Default Re: Random fight with bf...kinda funny. (Breadsticks)

    He must fetch . . . a shrubbery.

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    Default Re: Random fight with bf...kinda funny. (Breadsticks)

    I learned the hard way with a female roommate that if you eat leftovers, even with full intent to replace with food of equal or greater deliciousness at a later date, you get sticky notes from there on out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by caitlin1214 View Post
    He must fetch . . . . a shrubbery!
    Lol, Monty Python.

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    He must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with . . . a herring.

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    Tis only a flesh wound!

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    She turned me into a newt!


    A newt?


    . . . I got better.

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