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    This is just too sweet! I'll be one of the first customers in line to check this location out if it actually pulls through. Hahha!

    http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/20...ar-ill-convent
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brandi_Lynn View Post
    This is just too sweet! I'll be one of the first customers in line to check this location out if it actually pulls through. Hahha!

    http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/20...ar-ill-convent

    yeah..kind of a funny story.....drive past there on the way home every day...didnt know it was going to be a strip club.

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    Awwww. I don't know why, I just think that's so cute.

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    I think I'll have to drive by there again soon. I used to dance in that area so I know it, but trying to place where this club is. Interesting to note though that both Melrose Park and Stone Park were famous for strip clubs and there were many around there when I lived and danced in that area. There was also a video store, and I believe there was a peep show many years ago as well. Now as I understand it there's just Scores (which was also Sugar Shack, Dollhouse, Dreamers and a few other names)and some lingerie shows.

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    Aww, maybe they'll try and save the girls' souls too!
    Sorry I missed church. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.

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    i would LOVE to go pray at church then get up and walk over to work, stage-ready w/ street clothes
    the catholic church and its supporters, ME INCLUDED have no room to "protect childrens morality" after everything they've done

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    ^^

    Pray to the stripper gods for more moolah & patience before walking next door to work, right! Hahah!
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    "The convent, which includes a home for elderly and sick nuns and a place for young women to join the sisterhood..."

    Hmmm, maybe they can find a way to peacefully co-exist, AND let some of the "young women joining the sisterhood" moonlight next door to provide money for all those elderly sick nuns! I mean, I know they're brides of Christ and everything, but lots of strippers are married.
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    How much sex does a priest have??
















    NUN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    How much consensual sex does a priest have??
















    NUN!

    there.......now its both funny AND accurate

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    I don't think they have grounds to legally protest, BUT as an investor and business person I'd say they should probably have considered the neighbors before choosing that location! Besides the PR, the general lack of tact and respect for the convent, they will NEVER get away with ANYTHING with neighbors who have an axe to grind, plenty of free time, and influential friends.

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    The new club is about a mile from me. Here is a link with the latest news -

    http://www.bettergov.org/legal_issue...lub_near_nuns/
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    Isnt that business as usual for the Chicago area?

    Can the entertainers find Nun costumes?

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    The more I read about the club the more it sounds like an upscale club. Considering both Stone Park and Melrose Park have had their share of sleazy clubs why are they fighting a nice club? If I was mayor yes I'd keep out the dirty clubs but the nice clubs bring in high revenue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellydancer View Post
    The more I read about the club the more it sounds like an upscale club. Considering both Stone Park and Melrose Park have had their share of sleazy clubs why are they fighting a nice club? If I was mayor yes I'd keep out the dirty clubs but the nice clubs bring in high revenue.
    Fourty to fifty thousand a month in mixed drink taxes.

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    I hope they have an annual themed Nun & Cassocks night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slowpoke View Post
    Isnt that business as usual for the Chicago area?

    Can the entertainers find Nun costumes?


    I would sooooooo do this if I was working in that club! And maybe even bring a ruler to spank the naughty customers...
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