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    Thumbs down I hate it when....

    ...the sex is dry in porn. There's nothing worse than having dry, irritating, sand paper feeling, vagina tearing sex. Why on earth would I wanna watch some girl/boy get rammed at lightening speed by a huge unGodly cock without some form of lubrication?

    Seriously, there were times I've had to flip through scene after scene, clip after clip before I found some wet, creamy, dripping awesomeness....that's just not cool, you know? Lube that shit up.
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    Better than the usual spit dripping everywhere shit they got going nowadays.
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    I hate it when you're getting close and you're just about to kill 5 million potential people into a tissue and they switch to a close up of the guy, or other such un-sexy shot and you have to make that split second choice: do I close my eyes and go for it, or try to hold out for some better stimuli?
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    I hate it when I get jizz in my eye.
    That shit burns!

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    I hate it when I get jizz in my eye.
    That shit burns!
    It makes my eyeball feel like it has a headache, like all the little sperms are trying to penetrate and impregnate my sclera :S
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    Quote Originally Posted by SativaBlue View Post
    It makes my eyeball feel like it has a headache, like all the little sperms are trying to penetrate and impregnate my sclera :S

    lmao!!

    and then if you're wearing fake eyelashes, it completely ruins them and I'm laying there with a fake eyelash on my cheek and a burning red eye...it's not that hot

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    lmao!!

    and then if you're wearing fake eyelashes, it completely ruins them and I'm laying there with a fake eyelash on my cheek and a burning red eye...it's not that hot
    sheeiitt....when I was living below the poverty line I'd just take that shit to the sink, rinse with water, brush em out with a toothbrush and voila! lol

    but definitely not a good look
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trem View Post
    Better than the usual spit dripping everywhere shit they got going nowadays.
    I like it when spit drips everywhere.....at least its wet LOL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SativaBlue View Post
    I like it when spit drips everywhere.....at least its wet LOL!
    Regular spit I could take, but I'm grossed out by the fact there actually hocking loogies (however you spell that) and then putting it back in there throat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aslinn View Post
    Regular spit I could take, but I'm grossed out by the fact there actually hocking loogies (however you spell that) and then putting it back in there throat.
    0_o

    I don't believe I've seen that before..


    .....excuse me while I go vomit a little
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    Quote Originally Posted by SativaBlue View Post
    0_o

    I don't believe I've seen that before..


    .....excuse me while I go vomit a little
    Omg go on xnxx.com and just watch a few random videos your bound to sees someone do it especially if they start off with a blow job. It is deeply disgusting and my husband can watch it without flinching (he thinks its gross in real life but okay for porn I don't understand his logic.).

    Another thing I hate about porn is the fact they rarely have attractive black woman in porn. I have to actually spend time searching for a non obese black woman.

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    Some people find that erotic, that some pain is going to happen brings them pleasure IDK why but it does.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aslinn View Post
    Omg go on xnxx.com and just watch a few random videos your bound to sees someone do it especially if they start off with a blow job. It is deeply disgusting and my husband can watch it without flinching (he thinks its gross in real life but okay for porn I don't understand his logic.).

    Another thing I hate about porn is the fact they rarely have attractive black woman in porn. I have to actually spend time searching for a non obese black woman.
    I'm probably not gonna do that, LOL.

    I do kind of know what you mean though my ex used to pry my mouth open and spit into it during sex...never any loogies but it did gross me out...so it spit it back in his mouth....it became a game after awhile......

    ..

    ..all of the sudden I feel so grimy 0_0
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    I love the good stuff, but most porn is boring as all hell and a complete turnoff. It seems like they always go for quantity rather than quality. I remember back in the day before there was all this porn on line, and I would rent a porn video or two. You'd go in these places and they'd have 10,000 videos, and most of them obviously sucked just by looking at the covers. Then you'd pick a couple that looked great, get home and have to fast forward through most of them anyway.

    Obviously 'good stuff' is pretty subjective. I can't stand most straight hardcore, and much prefer lesbian or solo girls if they are hot--otherwise who cares, it's a complete waste of time. As a guy trying to watch guy/girl porn, what are you generally looking at on your screen? A fucking guy's hairy ass and balls, with a little bit of girl flesh in there behind him. Worse yet, when they show his fucking face grimacing or leering at here, babbling trite insipid shit or trying to degrade her verbally in really stupid ways. Then the women screaming and moaning nonstop in such obvious exaggeration, anyone who's ever had good sex can tell instantly it's a put on. It's a toss up on which is more vital sometimes, the fast forward or the mute button.

    The spitting is a total turnoff, we have hashed that one out a bunch of times in these threads. I still don't know why they all insist on doing it in every video 6-7 times a scene.
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