I found mine last Wednesday night. The Pitiful Princess in Portland. Yes, that is really the name... I have attached a photo for your amusement.
We got there about 10:30. There were three dancers working: an Asian girl whose belly stuck out further than her boobs, an over tanned blonde who was probably 5'4" and about 175lbs (at least.. OMG) and a girl who looked sorta Hispanic who had possibly THE most dimply ass I have ever seen. Nothing but overweight, sluggish girls with smeary makeup. There were 3 other customers there besides my husband, my brother and I, and they were missing teeth and had dirty clothes.
The "stages" were about the size of a dining room table that seats 8. The chairs were those rolling office chairs, with the X bottoms like this: WD5330.jpg
The tables reminded me of conference tables from like a Holiday Inn or Super8 or something. There was no DJ, just a jukebox (I've never been to a jukebox club in my life) but there was a 1 drink minimum. My husband and I got bottles of water, and my brother slammed his beer in like, 2 gulps.
I don't see why anyone would work there!
So what the worst titty bar you've ever been to, and why was it so terrible?



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