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    Little boys & the Internet..& they wonder why they don't have a girl?

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    Default Re: What do you want the strippers to say to you?

    I thought of another one.

    "I have way too much beer in my refrigerator and I've been meaning to watch the extended cut of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, but I just don't have someone to cuddle with when I watch it. Also relativity, what's the deal with that, and can you explain it to me even if I'm topless?"
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Default Re: What do you want the strippers to say to you?

    Quote Originally Posted by SashaRae View Post
    I just started out dancing for the first time last night. Dancing on stage was fun but when it came down to going on the floor and talking to customers, i had no idea what to say. What are some things you guys want to hear from girls when they are with you? What are some things you don't want to hear us talk about?
    I like it when a stripper talks to me about her body, like tells me her measurements. Stuff like that. I like both looking at your body and hearing you talk about your body. Also, comments like "I love these spiked heels" are a turn on for me.

    Eric

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigdog83 View Post
    normal down to earth conversation. dont tell me your 2months preg and need 800$ to get an abortion.
    Whoah, did this really happen to you? o_O (I wouldn't doubt it happens, some people really don't have any filter between their brains and their mouths)

    And I'd add to this, OP- nothing medical. Don't talk about any terminal illnesses, gross bodily functions/fluids, upcoming operations, etc. unless it's something pretty benign or obvious like "I'm wearing this cast cuz I broke my arm last week" or "I'm not crying I just have itchy eyes from pollen allergies" etc.

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    Default Re: What do you want the strippers to say to you?

    "Are you married?"
    "Does your wife approve?"
    "Do you have kids?"
    "What would they think of you if they found out?"

    Stuff like that ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by stawj View Post
    "Are you married?"
    "Does your wife approve?"
    "Do you have kids?"
    "What would they think of you if they found out?"

    Stuff like that ...
    Answer to 1) Nope
    2) Not Applicable, see #1
    3) Nope
    4) Not Applicable, see #3

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    Quote Originally Posted by stawj View Post
    "Are you married?"
    "Does your wife approve?"
    "Do you have kids?"
    "What would they think of you if they found out?"

    Stuff like that ...
    The laughs keep coming....lol

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    Topics to avoid: religion, politics, race. Or, if he brings such topics up, always agree with whatever his position is rather than arguing with him. (A local barber said, "Disagreeing with a customer is bad for business.")

    I really think what he wants to talk about is you--how long have you been dancing, why did you start dancing, where do you get your costumes, etc. I'd be VERY careful about how much personal info you share. I used to wonder why a dancer who attended the local university would not want to say what her najor was until I read on here about the dancer who had a customer show up outside one of her classes with a bouquet of roses. Then I understood.

    So, make up a story about yourself, but tell the same story every time. You may not remember a customer six months later, but he will remember you. If you were supporting your widowed mother and your baby daughter last time, he will smell a rat if this time you are putting yourself through medical school to be an emergency room physician. (I've heard both stories. One I believed, the other I pretended to believe.)

    He will not be happy if you tell him you dance only for the money, so tell him you dance because you like being the center of attention. Or because it excites you.

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    I'd like it to be a bit of a game. I love an intelligent woman who has a twinkle in her eye and a ready smile.
    Oh, and if a lovely lady really does start speaking about her views on relativity, she's getting all of my money that night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigdog83 View Post
    normal down to earth conversation. dont tell me your 2months preg and need 800$ to get an abortion. dont call me babe, honey, etc. if you come off as a hustler im not going to believe anything else you say. some guys want alot of conversation first.......but with me once she tells me her name i usually ask for a dance or let her know im not interested.

    the girls who I spend the most on are normal down to earth girls.
    Don't call me "mister" or "sir".

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    Tell me that you would like to go VIP. After every dance, tell me that I should get another one (Note, this is not "would you like another?", this is more like, "You should get another one."). Be seductive through and through. When my hands come out of my pockets empty (meaning: out of cash), roll your eyes and look bored. Then wear a plastic smile and wave goodbye to me.
    Yes I'm being serious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UtahMike View Post
    I really think what he wants to talk about is you--how long have you been dancing, why did you start dancing, where do you get your costumes, etc. I'd be VERY careful about how much personal info you share.
    Exactly. I never thought about it that way before, but you're exactly right that what we men want to talk about is the hot and sexy dancer in front of us, and not ourselves. Nothing bores me more in the club when a girl sits down next to me and asks me about myself. I've heard the same questions a million times: do I live in the area, what do I do for a living, have I ever been to a strip club before, etc. Keep in mind that a lot of men are probably married and those questions will make them put their guard up. Instead the girl should talk about herself. She is the focus of the hustle, not the guy. The guy wants to be sold on her. The problem is that girls are probably afraid that talking about themselves will lead to the customer finding them IRL, which is why they have to be smart about it and not actually reveal identifying personal information.

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    Default Re: What do you want the strippers to say to you?

    Okay, here's my two cents worth.

    - complaining about the club, the manager, the other girls is okay with me as long as you complain intelligently and don't bitch. I'm actually interested in hearing who you are and why you're here so if the complaint is part of the story, it makes it interesting.
    - I don't want to hear you bad mouthing my buddies. I may have my own opinions about them but I wouldn't be here with them if they weren't my buddies.
    - I don't like fake enthusiasm, especially if you can't act and your admiration comes across as so phoney and weaselish. If you think what I told you sucks, I can happily change the topic. If you're going to act, please put some effort into it.
    - don't be drunk. It puts me off.

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    I'd say keep it positive. Talk about things you're passionate about. Get smart on boy hobbies (Music, cars, computers, games). You can also act silly it's a good ice breaker.

    It's also sexy when a girl says she wants to dance for you (you can use this with your regulars)

    Example " This club is full of wankers, i think i'd have the most fun dancing for/with you" - this is more fun then "wanna dance?"

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    Make me think you like me and want me. Flirt with me like we were not even in a strip club. If we catch a glance from across the room wink or smile at me. Try and pick me up like we were in a bar and you want to take me home except the take me home part is when I get dances from you. If I don't feel this connection I'm not spending my money. I know it's a fantasy and thats what I'm paying for.

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