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    Default Stephen Hawking Loves Lap Dances

    Somehow I always imagined he would be into strip clubs...

    "He arrives with an entourage of nurses and assistants. Last time I saw him he was in the back 'play area' laying on a bed fully clothed with two naked women gyrating all over him."

    http://laist.com/2012/02/24/stephen_..._at_swinge.php
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    Default Re: Stephen Hawking Loves Lap Dances

    I cannot stop laughing, not at his disability of course, but the mental picture in my mind is just utterly hilarious lol

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    Whatever makes him happy..... May help him live longer...... Go boy.
    The country has been looted.

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    Default Re: Stephen Hawking Loves Lap Dances

    Of course one of the smartest men in the world loves strippers.

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    Default Re: Stephen Hawking Loves Lap Dances

    ^ Good one you witty lil minx! He has good taste in women!

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    Rock on Mr. Hawking...
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    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
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    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
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    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    Default Re: Stephen Hawking Loves Lap Dances

    Hawking once lost a bet to Kip Thorne of Cal Tech, where he (Hawking) bet against the existence of black holes, even though he'd spent a lifetime validating their existence theoretically.

    Oh, and what did Kip Thorne win? A subscription to Penthouse, of course.

    Physicists are well know to be pretty horn-doggish as a species.

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    Default Re: Stephen Hawking Loves Lap Dances

    I'm sure he's there performing important research delving into the existence of brown holes.
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    Default Re: Stephen Hawking Loves Lap Dances

    Dude, I would LOVE to give him a lap dance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firemaiden04 View Post
    Dude, I would LOVE to give him a lap dance.
    My thoughts exactly!!!! Are you kidding?! That's this nerdy girls dream guy dance!!! Can you imagine?! OMG!!! Lucky lucky ladies!!!
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    Default Re: Stephen Hawking Loves Lap Dances

    My question is how this is even possible. In his physical condition, he can break a bone and not even know it. It makes me cringe just to think about it.

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    I think it's only fair that I interject here that "Freedom Acres" is a Sex club, not a strip club. My hunch is that the old horn-dog would be looking for much more than a dance...
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    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
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    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    ^ I didn't think he was capable of more?... Oh well... good for him regardless.
    Sorry I missed church. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.

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    Good point! The question would be if his little head is capable of cashing the checks that his big head is writing!
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    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
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    Default Re: Stephen Hawking Loves Lap Dances

    I found this article:
    http://www.disaboom.com/sexuality-an...-your-sex-life

    Here is a quote:
    "While ALS doesn’t affect the autonomic nervous system, and thus doesn’t impact sexual functioning directly, its difficulties can make for sexual problems, like impaired sexual arousal, orgasmic disorders, sexual aversion, and decreased sexual desire."

    Apparently, this is not the case for him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by All Good Things View Post

    Physicists are well know to be pretty horn-doggish as a species.
    Yes they are!!!!!!!

    That's why I love guys who majored in sciences.





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    Quote Originally Posted by firemaiden04 View Post
    Dude, I would LOVE to give him a lap dance.
    Me too!





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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay12 View Post
    Yes they are!!!!!!!

    That's why I love guys who majored in sciences.
    I had a double major in physics and microbiology, with a minor in paleobotany. But nowadays, all I do is manage my hotels and my airline.

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    Default Re: Stephen Hawking Loves Lap Dances

    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

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    BWAHAHAHAHA! I'm actually going to go see Neil deGrasse Tyson's presentation next week!

    So. F*cking. Excited. !!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    Of course one of the smartest men in the world loves strippers.
    One other CalTech story....(sorry, just remembered this).

    Richard Feynman -- the Nobel-prize-winning physicist -- used a strip club as his second office. He practically lived there, writing out equations on napkins and placemats.

    When the club was under legal challenge, he was the only customer to publicly testify in its defense. He argued that it served an important public service, and of course he was right.

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    Default Re: Stephen Hawking Loves Lap Dances

    Just came across a photo from Stephen Hawking's wedding.


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    This thread has me on my back dying and laughing at the same time

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    There was a thread asking about ideal customers. Found mine. Can't grab me, or grind back, won't say nasty things, genius and LOADED! Yup. Hawking FTW.

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    Default Re: Stephen Hawking Loves Lap Dances

    Stephen Hawking was always alright.

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