OK, so a few of you probably remember my post from a year ago where my new breast implants got infected and I had to have them removed. I got a lot of PMs on here that really helped me to get through those hard times, so first of all, I just wanted to say a massive thanks! A little sympathy goes a long way.
Anyway, I've been wearing a pushup bra between now and then so that people won't question my constantly changing bust size, and I'm having my implants put back in in 2 weeks.
I don't want to tell everyone "hey, I'm having my tits re-inflated to their former glory", but I do need an excuse as to why I can't go out and do things or hug anyone for like a month or more. I know that my friends are going to invite me to things, and they're very tenacious about insisting that I come to all their get-togethers... so I need a REALLY good, convincing reason to turn them down.
A fake injury with a convincing story behind it would be best, hopefully chest-related so people won't try to touch me there if they see me grocery shopping or something. Maybe a fractured rib?



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