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    OK, so a few of you probably remember my post from a year ago where my new breast implants got infected and I had to have them removed. I got a lot of PMs on here that really helped me to get through those hard times, so first of all, I just wanted to say a massive thanks! A little sympathy goes a long way.

    Anyway, I've been wearing a pushup bra between now and then so that people won't question my constantly changing bust size, and I'm having my implants put back in in 2 weeks.

    I don't want to tell everyone "hey, I'm having my tits re-inflated to their former glory", but I do need an excuse as to why I can't go out and do things or hug anyone for like a month or more. I know that my friends are going to invite me to things, and they're very tenacious about insisting that I come to all their get-togethers... so I need a REALLY good, convincing reason to turn them down.

    A fake injury with a convincing story behind it would be best, hopefully chest-related so people won't try to touch me there if they see me grocery shopping or something. Maybe a fractured rib?

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    Default Re: I need a fictional injury

    Broken rib is the perfect cover-up. I actually just did it a month ago poledancing, so it's pretty believable.

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    Default Re: I need a fictional injury

    broken nor bruised ribs, or maybe something to do with a collar bone or shoulder injury? I had a hairline fracture in my collar bone which made my entire front left side hurt for about three weeks, shoulder because then you cant move your arm too much (to hug etc) because its sore. xx
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    Default Re: I need a fictional injury

    I don't think you should hide it from your friends. I know when my friends have gotten breast implants, everyone was so excited for them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LAChloe View Post
    I don't think you should hide it from your friends. I know when my friends have gotten breast implants, everyone was so excited for them.
    I'm sharing it with my very close friends (who are happy for me as you predicted), but my acquaintances, frenemies, and not-close friends (some of whom are pretty conservative) will probably be really annoying if they do find out- when I got boob job #1, I had some fake "friends" who I thought were super close that ended up gossiping behind my back and bitching about what a "fake, stuck-up skank" I was. I no longer talk to them as a result.

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    Default Re: I need a fictional injury

    maybe a pinched nerve--
    so if you do end up able to go out after five days, you're good, but if you need more time (or feel better and then need to rest) you could just say the pinched
    nerve in your back is acting up. Possibly improve after starting to visit a chiropractor or acupuncturist.
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    Default Re: I need a fictional injury

    Quote Originally Posted by aqua View Post
    I'm sharing it with my very close friends (who are happy for me as you predicted), but my acquaintances, frenemies, and not-close friends (some of whom are pretty conservative) will probably be really annoying if they do find out- when I got boob job #1, I had some fake "friends" who I thought were super close that ended up gossiping behind my back and bitching about what a "fake, stuck-up skank" I was. I no longer talk to them as a result.
    Ok. #1 FUCK them stupid bitches. lmao and #2 I just had my 2nd BA on Tuesday. My Husband, MAMA, Sis, Grandma, My 2 BFF's know. Thats it. My 5 children (all boys) know I had surgery to "fix" something. lol They are 15,14,12,10 & 4 yrs old. I'm at that age now though where I could care less about them snotty bitches that have anything to say. Had my 2nd due to rippling from my 1st 8 years later. And the way I see it, is they are just jealous they can't AFFORD to do it the 1st time so I LOVE to tell them this is SECOND in 8years! FU Biaahhhhhh. You can't get boobies once....I got em twice lol






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