So I bought the realistic squirting dildo ( the top model and ti is 69.99 plus tax). Expensive little fucker.
So I went to use it for my show last night and I could not get it to work. So I followed the recipe and bought the sweetened condensed milk, because I could only find evaporated milk, and no non sweetened condensed milk ( are they the same?) and skipped the sugar because the sugar is supposed to thicken it. Anyways, here is what happened.
Getting the shit into the plunger is damn near impossible. I put it in the cup of 'cum' and squish it in, then I have to pull it open to suck the cum into the plunger. It barley takes any in, and can take awhile. Then connecting it to the fucking hose is annoying and can take awhile. I finally got it connected, and went to squeeze the plunger and hardly any comes out, and I squeeze it like a mother fucker and it won't go all the way down. It then goes up the tube, but just dribbled out of the god damn hole at the base of the cock, and does not go up the penis whatsoever.
So obviously, the toy way useless. It was also messy and put me in an agitated mood before the show. Luckily it was a pretty decent day, and I made 136$ in about 3 hours , but what pissed me off was someone came in requesting a squirting dildo for the first time and I had to explain that I was unable to get it work. Which looks terrible. Oh, I should also add that I added a small bit of water into the plunger, after I sucked some of the cum into it, and it allowed it to go through the tube, but still not into the cock. I am puzzled because the instructions tell you not to add water, and to add sugar to mix it.
Grrrr. I am tired, trying to wind down after my shift, but this keeps bothering me. It's expensive, and I know it can work really well in my shows and I have been looking to buy this toy since I started working.
Oh yeah, and nothing on google or the box has been helpful. I looked briefly before working.



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