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    Default Easiest, Fastest money you've made at the Club

    i searched around for this subject but didn't find anything, so forgive me if posted elsewhere.

    my experience, and i only had one that matched the speed and ease of this pay out.

    i was sitting at the main bar drinking my diet coke when a stock broker from France sat next to me. we chatted about the market and banking. he was waiting on his flight and only sat next to me for 20 mins before he left. when he stood up, he shook my hand, and stated that i impressed him with my knowledge and tasteful behavior...so he handed me a travelers check for 1500!??!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!

    FLABBERGASTED!!!!! for i was a medium income stripper...300-500 a shift....and it couldn't have come at a better time. i deposited that bad boy(verified it was legal) and spent it on a medical procedure i needed.

    in my four yrs i never topped that 1500 for 20 mins of nondancer payment )))

    anybody else gotta story similar?
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    Beating the shit outta Fat Mike from NOFX.
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    Walked around for $160 because he "loved how sexy you walked".

    Ah screw it, nowhere NEAR topping you

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    One of my first nights dancing, I had just arrived at the club when this customer approached me and began talking to me. He was very nice, enthusiastic and easy to walk to. Every few minutes, he would hand me $20. We talked for no more than 10 minutes and I'd made $100. But he had to leave, so he handed me a $100 bill. Pretty sweet to make $200 for talking to someone for 10 minutes as soon as I get to work. That's when I thought, "Yeah, I think I'll keep this job."

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    ^ easy to *talk to

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    Aren't traveler's checks the kinds they use in bank scams?
    The lack of money is the root of all evil. -Mark Twain

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    Nearing the end of the night and the last few customers are starting to leave, I'm dancing on stage. One very drunk guy stumbles away from the exiting bachelor party and is like "Woo, yeah, shake it!"... I had to laugh at him. So he put a few dollars in my thong and my garter and then headed out... when I got off stage I saw he'd (accidentally, I'm sure) mixed in a $100 bill with the ones. So I made about $104 for standing in front of him and holding out my garter.


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    A cute lumberjack looking guy walked up to me in Wyoming and handed me $500 to "dance for as long as this will last". The kicker .... he kept his hands to the sides, was fun to talk to, and was a total gentleman. Too bad every night didn't go like that. He made my night again soon after that too! Then the third time I spotted him he panicked because this other favorite girl of his was my stage partner and he went and hid.

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    talking to a computer geek for about 10 minutes about DPI and getting tipped $300 before he got overwhelmed, stammered "merry christmas", and bounced.

    when a guy asked me what i think about when i'm observing the strip club i said "the kybalion" which led to long conversations about the occult, nutrition, metaphysics, sobriety. He gave me $500 over the course of two hours then finally caved and started doing dances. Made a total of $1500 off him and he still comes in occasionally with books and a bag of Whole Foods for me. why can't all customers be this cool?

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    I used to have this customer who wanted me to beat his ass and take him to the ATM and "force" him to withdraw money. So I'd punch him in the face, drag him over to the ATM and make him withdraw $500 while telling him what a pathetic loser he was. He'd come in the next day to show me his black eye. I will never forget that guy, he was insane. I guess it wasn't technically easy because I had to exert energy to beat him, but he never wanted to stick around very long. LOL I feel crazy just for typing this all out

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    I had guys ask me to.choke them and slap them around. I think it is funny because I am a size 2, 5'6" about 125 lbs. For some reason my face must look intimidating because these guys are serious and want to pay me to choke and hit them. I feel weird saying it too, but whatever I am still providing a legal service to dudes for entertainment purposes :+/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss_McKenna View Post
    Nearing the end of the night and the last few customers are starting to leave, I'm dancing on stage. One very drunk guy stumbles away from the exiting bachelor party and is like "Woo, yeah, shake it!"... I had to laugh at him. So he put a few dollars in my thong and my garter and then headed out... when I got off stage I saw he'd (accidentally, I'm sure) mixed in a $100 bill with the ones. So I made about $104 for standing in front of him and holding out my garter.
    Awwww and I thought the 20 my drunk guy gave me on accident was awesome. Awww.

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    Excluding the times I've been rained on, the quickest, easiest money I ever made went like this:

    Customer: Are you busy?
    Me: No!
    C: I want you to kick me in the balls as hard as you can for two hundred dollars.
    M: OK.
    C: Seriously, as hard as possible.
    M: You got it.

    Less than two minutes later, BOOM! And he was on his merry way out the door.

    There was also the drunk chiropractor who came up me at the bar, asked if I'd mind spending time with him, and proceeded to spend the next hour (the last hour of the night) rubbing my back and telling me over and over how sorry he was for me that I had to do this for a living, that I must really hate it, and that I was lying when I said I didn't. He emptied out his entire wallet tipping me (and it was a nice full wallet) and then went to the ATM every fifteen minutes to withdraw the maximum to give me more. I was so sad when we closed.

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    i got given a $100 bill because the pole trick i did infront of this group who werent even paying attention thought 'it looked hard'

    another time $100 accompanied with "i love curly haired blondes" on my podium

    theres probably more but nothing stands out moneywise.

    olive said she got tipped $500 i think for faking an orgasm in a shower show
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    I spoke briefly with a dull old man in welly boots, then excused myself to go talk to some young, hot, big spenders who immediately agreed to take me for an hour (this night was going well). The old man was so miffed that he went to my boss and told him if he could get me back i could have anything I wanted from the menu. I ordered Cristal (the second most expensive bottle) which was worth more to me than 2 hours of dancing. The guy then left, leaving me sitting alone with a bottle of Cristal. The whole process took less than 10 minutes and I ended up with €500 and the rest of my night free to go make more.

    (Although the guy came back later to buy a second bottle of Cristal, and an hour of my company in private, so i had to dance for him later)

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    Wait, is this counting all the times I've completely bullshitted guys into thinking I was coming back to their hotel rooms and getting a large portion of money up front as a down payment?
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    You can say that again.. not just on here but men in general. Guys are so damn lame, the only way they can halfway make up for it is by opening their wallets.

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    one night the club had a lot of people in it and no one was really buying dances. i sat with this dopy looking busines guy for about five minutesandwas declined for a dance when i asked. got up kept hustling but was reduced to just blatently asking for dances, ( i was getting really frustereated and said fuck it haha) about an hour later i come around to the same guy, didn't smile and asked "you want one now or what?" to my suprise he said sure so we went up to a private booth. i went to shut the curtains and he stopped me and said he wanted a half hour. i bitchily responded "do you even know how much i charge?" he said no how much, i sneered and said $400, just to be a bitch, (it's usually like $300) he got out his wallet and hands me $400, then i stammered out "plus my tip out to the club...." which he also proceeded to had me, smiling the entire time.
    i have no idea what happened to this dude and it still makes me feel like hot shit when i think about it

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    I met a doctor in new orleans and he did 5 hours in the dom room with me, little did I know he had been in a few days before and spent 4000 and 4000 that night with me so the manger let him pay a set amount to rent out a room from 11-5 for 8000. I didn't know he pre paid that night and the next night when I arrived he was at the bar and I went over and we had a drink and he was like you ready? I'm like ready for what and he was like I paid to have you all night. I only got 3600 out of that but he tipped me 400 and I brought another girl in the room for 3 hours so I would have made more but all we did was talk and she massaged his area above his mouth lol, it looked like she was brushing his teeth and he fell asleep. I was laughing so loud she kept saying shhhh so I wouldn't wake him it was hillarious. So it wasn't really fast money but 4000 for doing nothing and it was set up the night before and I didn't even know it was pretty cool, waiting a moth for the money though was not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Beating the shit outta Fat Mike from NOFX.
    He IS a fun one. Always picks the most rocker or goth chick there and if they are chubby or bigger
    they get picked for sure!
    Kinky boy!

    (wasn't saying you were chub! You are tiny.)

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    i made a hundred bucks in a few seconds. a guy (who i assume was from out of town) had apparently purchased a bunch of club money, i was standing by the front of the club and he just said "hey, here ya go" and handed me whatever he had left as he walked out. its not alot but i was literally just standing there doing nothing, i never even replied to him lol so i thought it was pretty cool.


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    Last night is one. Went into Ld room sat and talked for one song and then he gave me $100

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    I remember when I first started dancing, one night I wore this fuscia colored lipgloss which didnt flatter me at all. This guy at the bar paid me 200 bucks to take it off. Lol. Sounds kinda fucked up but he did me a favor actually. Never wore that color again.

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    Two stories: One night at the Rhino LV a man in his 50's spotted me at the bar, smiled and handed me a handful of bills and walked away. I looked down and counted $900! I chased after him to say thank you and he told me to follow him. He led me to the celebrity booth which is a minimum of $400. He exchanged words with the bouncer and the man and I went in. He handed me the $400 plus another $200. I danced for him for less than five minutes. He smiled and said "thank you" and left the booth. Easiest $1500 in less than 15 minutes. At my home club a man who we assumed was coked out charged over $50,000 on his CC on me, 4 other dancers and the hostess. He being my original customer, also gave me $1700 cash out of his wallet. I knew he was a whale so I invited another girl into my room until four of us were all in the VIP room with this one weird ass dude who kept running to the bathroom to wash his feet. I spent about an hour and a half in VIP with him. I made over $8500 that night from him and one other customer. Best night of my dancing career.
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    I had a guy nonchalantly pay me $400 for a 30-second table dance.

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    ^^im on my iPhone and it's wacking out on me. Apologies for the lack of spacing in my post.
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