Okay, let me see if I have the process straight: 1) Dancer gets on stage, 2) Dancer demonstrates how awesome her moves are, 3) Custy walks up and stuffs a wad of 1's in her g-string and, after a few seconds of attention, asks her to join him at his table.
This is where the story gets murky real fast. So, she gets done staging, carefully gathers her 1 dollar bills, walks up to his table and says "I have to smoke a cigarette. Wait for me?", he says "Yes." They exchange names (his first name for her stage name) and she leaves to "smoke" for about 10 minutes. She comes back in, doesn't even look at him, walks across the club to the front counter (you know, where they charge you for cover?) and starts chatting to a bouncer and fondling her 1 dollar bills that she loves so much. Our hero then walks up to her, she turns to him and says "Oh...I'll be there in a minute".
Meanwhile the custy, with multiple 20s in his shirt pocket (for easy access) is thinking to himself "What? What are you doing? You're not making any money up there at the counter playing with 1's." (Of course he doesn't actually say this, but maybe he should have...) She then proceeds to walk to the bar, a guy comes up behind her, pokes her, she smiles and gives him a hug, chats with him (keep in mind she hasn't made a single penny since our confused custy's stage tip). That's when our hero sitting at his table waiting to give her real money loses all patience with her. Long story short he walks up to another dancer and invites HER to his table, she actually GOES, and proceeds to get the money that was intended for the first dancer (the stupid one who loves her 1's).
Am I missing something? She was $#%^ hotter than anyone else in the whole club, and she couldn't have been that stupid. Maybe some dancers just prefer to stage dance? That must be it, because in the hour and a half I was there, the wad of 1's I gave her probably accounted for a whole one-fourth of the money she made! She must really hate giving LDs. Rant over.



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